/blogentry/88308 emilyg's Blog: The Cranky Old Woman... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/88308#c123891 /blogentry/88308#c123891 Thu, 06 Mar 2014 04:14:25 GMT razzyberry77 That was so funny!

]]> razzyberry77 /blogentry/88308#c123875 /blogentry/88308#c123875 Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:14:52 GMT dallascowboyfan Lol good one Emily...

]]> dallascowboyfan /blogentry/88308#c123776 /blogentry/88308#c123776 Tue, 04 Mar 2014 20:01:08 GMT CARBOB Em, that is exactly what I would do, but more than one can of peas!!!!

]]> CARBOB /blogentry/88308#c123773 /blogentry/88308#c123773 Tue, 04 Mar 2014 18:20:30 GMT MADDOG10 LMAO, Heh,heh,heh.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/88308 /blogentry/88308 Tue, 04 Mar 2014 17:47:52 GMT emilyg The Cranky Old Woman.

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery

store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the

security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining

and criticizing throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen

from the store. The lady defiantly replied, Just a stupid can of peaches.

The judge then asked why she had done it.

She replied, I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, Nine,

but what do you care about that?

The judge patiently said, Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you

nine days in jail one day for each peach. As the judge was about to

drop his gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and

asked if he might speak.

The judge said, Yes, what do you have to add?

The husband said, Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas.

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