Deaf Wife... heehee

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emilyg — Sat, 24 May 2014 15:08:38 GMT

CARBOB - my hearing is failing, too. Just part of aging.

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CARBOB — Sat, 24 May 2014 09:09:51 GMT

God has a way of paying you back for some of the not to nice things, you do to other people. I'm 72 now, and my hearing is failing. Maybe, I should not have did that to dad. Wish, I could take it back.

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sully16 — Fri, 23 May 2014 23:18:45 GMT

lol

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Litebets27 — Fri, 23 May 2014 22:21:40 GMT

Too Funny!!! Thanks.

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CARBOB — Fri, 23 May 2014 19:55:47 GMT

When I was A teenager, my dad's hearing was failing badly. He finally got a hearing aid, and it help a lot. It was the type where you adjusted the volume by removing it and dialing more or less. I was always playing jokes on he and mom. We were sitting on the porch after, before going back to work. we were just chatting. I started talking real low, he removes his hearing aid, adjust the volume. Then, I started mouthing words, he removes his hearing aid and turns the volume all the way up. Then I say something to him and he comes unglued, jumps out of his chair, takes out his hearing aid and tells me, boy! if you ever do that again! He never finished the sentence because mom and I were laughing our heads off.... [ More ]

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MADDOG10 — Fri, 23 May 2014 19:24:58 GMT

Heh,heh,heh,heh.....

Original Blog Entry: Deaf Wife... heehee

emilyg — Fri, 23 May 2014 18:48:10 GMT

Ed feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do, said the doctor, Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.

That evening, his wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself, I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.

Then, in a normal tone, he asks Honey, what's for dinner?

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats:

Peg, what's for dinner?

Still no response.

Next, he moves into the dining room, where he's about 20 feet from his wife, and asks

Honey, what's for dinner?

Again he gets no response.

So he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away, Honey, what's for dinner?

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her, Peg, what's for dinner?

For God's sake Ed, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN.

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