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			<title>Original Blog Entry: Church Bulletin Bloopers</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2014 17:57:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins:<br /><br />* Next weekend&#x27;s Fasting Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.<br /><br />*Sunday morning sermon: &#x27;Jesus Walks on the Water.&#x27; Sunday evening sermon;<br /><br />&#x27;Searching for Jesus.&#x27;<br /><br />* Ladies, don&#x27;t forget the rummage sale; it is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husband&#x27;s.<br /><br />** Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our commmunity. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say &#x27;Hell&#x27; to someone who doesn&#x27;t care much about you.<br /><br />*Next Thursday there will be tryout&#x27;s for the choir. They need all the help they can get.<br /><br />... &#x5b;&#xa0;<a href="/blogentry/90868">More</a>&#xa0;&#x5d;</p>]]></description>
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