/blogentry/91533 ochoop17's Blog: Sick Soldiers en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/91533 /blogentry/91533 Mon, 23 Jun 2014 18:04:29 GMT ochoop17 An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

What's your problem, Soldier?

Chronic syphilis, Sir

What treatment are you getting?

Five minutes with the wire brush each day.

What's your ambition?

To get back to the front, Sir.

Good man. says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. What's your problem, Soldier?

Chronic piles, Sir

What treatment are you getting?

Five minutes with the wire brush each day.

What's your ambition?

To get back to the front, Sir.

Good man. says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. What's your problem, Soldier?

Chronic gum disease, Sir

What treatment are you getting?

Five minutes with the wire brush each day.

What's your ambition?

To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir

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