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MADDOG10 — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 02:50:06 GMT

Heh,heh,heh, good one. .!

Original Blog Entry: Tiger Woods And Stevie Wonder

CARBOB — Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:02:06 GMT

Tiger Woods Stevie Wonder are in a bar...

Tiger says Stevie, How's the singing career going?

Stevie replies, Not too bad. How's the golf?

Woods replies, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got

that right, now.

Stevie: I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing

for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to

be all right.

Incredulous, Tiger says, You play GOLF?

Stevie: Yes, I've been playing for years.

Tiger: But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?

Stevie: Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call

to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him.

Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or

farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.

But, how do you putt asks Tiger.

Well , says Stevie, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and

call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his

voice.

Tiger: What's your handicap?

Stevie: Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer.

Woods says to Stevie, We've got to play a round sometime.

Stevie: Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play , for money,

and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?

Woods thinks about it and says, I can afford that; OK, I'm game for that..

$10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?

Stevie: Pick a night.

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