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]]> sully16 /blogentry/92884 /blogentry/92884 Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:27:04 GMT emilyg Why do supermarkets

make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to

get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a

diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens

to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our

driveways and put our useless junk in the

garage?

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our

skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth

closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins

Lottery'?

Why is

'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do

practice ?

Why is lemon juice made and sold with artificial flavoring,

and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush

hour ?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two

mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is

used on airplanes? Why don't they make the

whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all

stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the

airport the terminal?

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