/blogentry/93156 ochoop17's Blog: Two Drops of Water en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/93156#c133835 /blogentry/93156#c133835 Mon, 11 Aug 2014 15:26:08 GMT MADDOG10 Heh,heh,heh.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/93156 /blogentry/93156 Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:49:51 GMT ochoop17 An older Woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a

scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she

says, I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.

The bartender says Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In

fact, this one is on me.

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, I would like

to buy you a drink too.

The old woman says, Thank you.

Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water.

Coming up, says the bartender.

As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, I would like to buy

you one too.

The old women says, Thank you. Bartender, I would like another scotch

with two drops of water.

Comin' right up, the bartender says. As he gives her the drink he says,

Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?

The old woman replies, Sonny, when you're my age, you learn how to hold

your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.

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