/blogentry/93674 emilyg's Blog: Never Question a Drunk... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/93674#c134403 /blogentry/93674#c134403 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 19:21:14 GMT jarasan I still laughing long time. Good one!

]]> jarasan /blogentry/93674#c134400 /blogentry/93674#c134400 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 16:58:55 GMT sully16 lol, Needed a good laugh, Thanks Emily.

]]> sully16 /blogentry/93674#c134399 /blogentry/93674#c134399 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 16:50:43 GMT CARBOB Em you are way too funny!!! My mouth was full of coffee, now, I have to clean my monitor.

]]> CARBOB /blogentry/93674 /blogentry/93674 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 16:35:01 GMT emilyg Never question a drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk

A carton of eggs

A quart of orange juice

A head of lettuce

A 2 lb. Can of coffee

A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly Stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

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