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emilyg — Sun, 14 Sep 2014 17:32:49 GMT

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Original Blog Entry: A New York Lawyer

ochoop17 — Sun, 14 Sep 2014 15:09:24 GMT

A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?

The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, Well, that s fine, but it s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.

The Lawyer said, Wait Wait! There s more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter.

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, Let s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell. A New York Lawyer

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