Comment #3

sully16 — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 22:36:17 GMT

lol, Thanks Emily.

Comment #2

lejardin — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 22:27:22 GMT

Lol, two fingers to steer the car, that's funny.

Comment #1

MADDOG10 — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 03:26:53 GMT

Heh, heh,heh,heh. That's a goodie...!!

Original Blog Entry: It's so Hot...

emilyg — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 01:46:54 GMT

I'm tired of this heat !!!!!!!!!

IT'S SO HOT,

SO

HUMID,

NO BREEZE,

AND

NO RAIN !!!!

....the birds

have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

....the trees are

whistling for the dogs.

....the best parking place is determined by shade

instead of distance

....hot water comes from both taps. (and that's

the truth)

....you can make sun tea instantly.

....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty

good branding iron.

....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and

you feel a little chilly.

....you discover that in July it only takes two

fingers to steer your car.

....you discover that you can get sunburned through

your car window.

....you actually burn your hand opening the car

door.

....you break into a sweat the instant you step

outside at 7:30 A.M.

....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, What if

I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death ?

....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have

to do is pull one out and add butter.

....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice

to keep them from laying boiled eggs

IT'S SO DRY .....

That the Baptists

are starting to baptize by sprinkling,

The Methodists are using wet-wipes,

Presbyterians are giving rain checks,

And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back

into water

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