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GASMETERGUY — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 13:50:13 GMT

<br /> The one that really gets me is from McDonald's. On their coffee cup is printed "coffee is hot". I know some people drink cold coffee but 99.99999% of the population drinks hot coffee.

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emilyg — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 23:47:01 GMT

Heehee

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ochoop17 — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 15:18:43 GMT

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how???...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (...and you thought????..)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (and...I'm taking this because???.....)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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