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]]> sully16 /blogentry/95331 /blogentry/95331 Wed, 08 Oct 2014 03:30:25 GMT Coin Toss What Happens When a Wife Goes Missing in Texas . . .

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not yet come home.

Sergeant - What is her height?

Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant - Build?

Husband - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant - Color of eyes?

Husband - Never noticed.

Sergeant - Color of hair?

Husband - Changes a couple times a year . . . maybe red.

Sergeant - What was she wearing?

Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant - Did she go in a car?

Husband - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?

Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco -boost V6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's side door.

At this point the husband started tearing up a little and almost cried.

Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba . . . We'll find your truck.

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