/blogentry/99644 emilyg's Blog: Second Opinion... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/99644#c140866 /blogentry/99644#c140866 Wed, 04 Mar 2015 17:52:10 GMT sully16 LOL, LOL Good one.

]]> sully16 /blogentry/99644#c140862 /blogentry/99644#c140862 Wed, 04 Mar 2015 16:59:22 GMT Coin Toss Hilarious!

]]> Coin Toss /blogentry/99644#c140852 /blogentry/99644#c140852 Wed, 04 Mar 2015 12:47:39 GMT jarasan Good one!

]]> jarasan /blogentry/99644#c140848 /blogentry/99644#c140848 Wed, 04 Mar 2015 03:47:23 GMT MADDOG10 Heh,heh,heh. Should have heard the second opinion first. Opps no more Balleros.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/99644 /blogentry/99644 Wed, 04 Mar 2015 00:27:43 GMT emilyg SEE HOW IMPORTANT A SECOND OPINION IS!!

The doctor said, Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad

news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,

which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates

one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove

the testicles .

I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had

no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without

a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an

important part of Myself. As I walked down the street, I realized that I

felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new

life.

I saw a men's clothing store and thought, that's what I need... A new

suit... I entered the shop and told the salesman, I'd like a new suit.

The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, Let's see... Size 44 long.

I laughed, That's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years! the tailor said.

I tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a new shirt?

I thought for a moment, and then said, Sure.

The salesman eyed me and said, Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.

I was surprised, That's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years.

I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, How about some new underwear?

I thought for a moment, and said, Sure.

The salesman said, Let's see... Size 36.

I laughed, Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.

The salesman shook his head, You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would

press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell

of a headache.

New suit - $800

New shirt - $70

New underwear - $12

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

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