Bear draws lottery tickets

Comment #20

computerhead723 — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:50:59 GMT

clues to your real age ???????/

When I was a kid I thought it was so cool to feed the bears at Clark's and take a ride around on the railroad.

they've been raking in from this roadside attraction for over 70 years and allow these animals to roam in a protected sanctuary ???????????

Question?/

SO HOW OLD IS THE BEAR ,its Em-Bear-sesing

Comment #19

tntea — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:24:16 GMT

However, TN may put honey on the numbers they would want the bear to pick...

Comment #18

tntea — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:23:33 GMT

He would be more reliable. He wouldn't care which number was picked the most or least on any given day...

Comment #17

justxploring — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:38:36 GMT

Bare drawing? Maybe you were hoping the model would be wearing a teddy I think the Clarks are taking too much credit and the bear probably learned all of this in his Cub Scout meeting. I hope in the future TN will allow the public to bear witness to their drawings. Since the bears hibernate for about 3 months, I think the chimp* would make a good temporary substitute.

*Larry, Pepsi used a chimpanzee, not a monkey - big difference! See link below for comparison:

http://www.busho... [ More ]

Comment #16

POWERBALLPOOL — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:02:47 GMT

i think we should use balls to elect presidents too.forget about who has the most money.just pick balls...

Comment #15

Wintariofan — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:37:32 GMT

I think they should have a tranqualizer dart ready, you never know when that bear may get stubborn and not want to hand/paw over the ticket. Whatever happens, they'll have to Grin and Bear it

Comment #14

POWERBALLPOOL — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:13:12 GMT

me thinks all computerized drawing are flawed.

but what do i know?i was dumb enough to join the army in 1991

because i believed what they were saying.

young and dumb i guess

Comment #13

noahproblem — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:20:51 GMT

Unfortunately I doubt he'd get the job - he'd be considered overqualified for it....

Comment #12

justxploring — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:10:44 GMT

Wow! Clark's is still in business? When I was a kid I thought it was so cool to feed the bears at Clark's and take a ride around on the railroad. The last time I went there, I wasn't a kid any more. I watched the bears sitting on these tiny platforms way up high in the trees. The idea was for the visitor to buy a treat and then put it in a cup. The bears were trained to pull on the rope until the cup reached them and they lowered the pulley so you'd do it again. I was so disturbed that I bega... [ More ]

Comment #11

LckyLary — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:53:47 GMT

When they said bear drawing I thought they said bare drawing and there'd be a naked person drawing the numbers. OH well... hey, I think this is part of a super secret experiment as a solution for the TN Lottery. A bear picking the numbers is a LOT more honest and less problematic than their buggy new RNG system! I remember in the Pepsi Billions game they had a monkey pick those winning numbers.

Comment #10

computerhead723 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:40:33 GMT

that would be a refreshing Idea animals drawing the number and just think , no overhead except food ; In PA they have a ground hog who predicts weather now a Bear who draws lottery tickets ,and not state contrled numbers I like it already;Tenns. here we come its Bearly- fleasesiable

Comment #9

psykomo — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:10:30 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BEAR's are better than RNG

( eat more CROW>>>TENNESSEE or FIX-IT...................NOW

Comment #8

Dead_Aim — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:49:46 GMT

lol. I got a good laugh out of it. That's funny

Comment #7

tnlotto1 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:40:21 GMT

even the bear would want us to go back to the ball drawing in tennessee so the bear would be an upgrade from rebecca anyday

Comment #6

tnlotto1 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:39:11 GMT

i think jimmy was making a reference to stephen colbert who always jokes that bears are the number one threat to americas safety

Comment #5

Raven62 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:31:29 GMT

Clark did mention: The bear is being offered to the Tennessee Lottery to replace the flawed computerized drawings.

Comment #4

Todd — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:00:52 GMT

It just kills me that nobody picked up on the last line in the story.

Comment #3

jarasan — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:22:39 GMT

Barely humor, but bearable nevertheless.

Comment #2

Todd — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:34:38 GMT

Huh

Comment #1

JimmySand9 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:17:41 GMT

Don't you know bears are godless killing machines? They'll draw your numbers, and then eat your brains.

Bear draws lottery tickets

Lottery Post — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:40:00 GMT

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but an animal trainer from New Hampshire proves you can teach a bear just about anything.

A trained bear at Clark's Trading Post has learned a new trick that will help raise money to care for animals.

Trainers have taught the black bear, named Echo, to spin a drum and draw a raffle ticket out of it. The person whose ticket is drawn will win a teddy bear made from real bear hair.

Maureen Clark said that she began training Echo about a week ago.... [ More ]