Florida couple arrested for attempting to cash lottery ticket taped together to look like $1M winner

Comment #29

dickblow — Tue, 30 Apr 2024 18:51:34 GMT

Comment #28

Lotterologist — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 21:48:02 GMT

In the case with bad men, the devil doesn't need a woman to trap them.

They will follow the devil voluntarily;

Good men however, need a weakness for the devil to trap them.

That's why he uses their woman, if she's susceptible, to trap them, you see.

Comment #27

Lotterologist — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 09:17:57 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSb8SoF7igQ

Comment #26

Gambler4Life — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 07:14:32 GMT

https://youtu.be/Oq30K8EZe7k?si=qRKufAt8ln6EuF9x

Comment #25

Lotterologist — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:25:52 GMT

Comment #24

Lotterologist — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 13:52:35 GMT

Just as with Adam and Eve, the woman followed the devil and the man followed the woman. (so the devil leads them both by default)

That is the universal chain of command.

Would Adam have eaten the forbidden fruit if not for his woman?

Would Dakota Jones have tried to defraud the lottery if not for his woman?

Probably not.

The devil ain't stupid. He knows that the best way to get to a good man is through his woman.

Good luck with the lottery

Comment #23

Lotterologist — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:32:37 GMT

He told her not to do it because the ticket looked jank but instead of following his mind, he listened to her instead.

That was a mistake that men have been making since Adam and Eve. (Gen 3:9-17, the King James Version

Comment #22

goldfish777 — Thu, 25 Apr 2024 23:31:32 GMT

Wow two people but zero brain cells. Yikes.

Comment #21

Lotterologist — Thu, 25 Apr 2024 03:48:31 GMT

Moral of the story: Some men will follow a woman no matter how defective she is.

Comment #20

dannyct — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 11:28:50 GMT

I take it these two are not brain surgeons

Comment #19

Artist77 — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:14:47 GMT

We all understand that fact. Missing the point.

Comment #18

kao1632 — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 05:10:56 GMT

Rigor mortis isn't permanent

It is a stage between freshly dead and been dead a while .. so an old enough body can be floppy

Just saying :)

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Comment #17

DMarshal — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 05:09:01 GMT

floridaman and Floridawoman never fail to amaze. It's got to be something in the water.

Comment #16

WalterSobchak — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 04:07:57 GMT

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Comment #15

Wavepack — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 03:18:04 GMT

Quote: Originally posted by sully16 on Apr 23, 2024

A woman in Brazil put her deceased uncle in a wheel barrow and rolled him in to the bank to sign a loan for her. She actually did his hand movements.

I heard this same story a while back. I cannot believe it is real. I saw the recent story link and not to sound like another member, I think it is fake news.

I saw the picture associated with this story. Corpse was in a wheel chair, and rigor mortis had not set in yet.

Comment #14

JustMaybe — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 01:50:45 GMT

You know it's always said out there that most lottery jackpot winners run out of their money in five years because lottery players are dumb.

I play the lottery and I am not dumb.

Such characters make me angry because they further reinforce the notion that lottery players are dumb.

Comment #13

BobP — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 01:19:47 GMT

The Darwin Awards have new winners. Had something like this at work. Someone altered a scratch ticket with a Sharpie and left it on a break room table, caused no end of trouble.

BobP

Nice today in Floriduh warmed by the deadly UV rays of the sun.

Comment #12

PrisonerSix — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 01:00:05 GMT

Welcome to Florida.

Comment #11

david1691 — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 00:56:13 GMT

Eddie Tipton and Nick Perry would be proud of these two.

Comment #10

Artist77 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 21:07:37 GMT

I heard this same story a while back. I cannot believe it is real. I saw the recent story link and not to sound like another member, I think it is fake news.

Comment #9

sully16 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 18:02:09 GMT

A woman in Brazil put her deceased uncle in a wheel barrow and rolled him in to the bank to sign a loan for her. She actually did his hand movements.

Comment #8

Bleudog101 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 16:54:01 GMT

Brings back the story of the guys in Mississippi when they started their lottery. They took two losing tickets and tried the same thing.

Comment #7

sully16 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:20:13 GMT

See now, they should have used Gorilla glue, nobody would ever know, wink wink.

Comment #6

Tony Numbers — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:16:18 GMT

When it comes to scratchers you're buying losers. In the event you happen to score a winner, that ticket is protected by the bar-code.so much so they know where the winners are based on the seller activating the book of tickets. Once activated that information is transmitted back to the main distribution center and they match up the lot #s. Methamphetamine brains are so fried they cannot grasp this concept.

Comment #5

Brock Lee — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 13:43:41 GMT

babe, that ticket looks jank.

god bless these tweakers.

Comment #4

Artist77 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 12:31:09 GMT

Love it! We have not had a crazy ticket manipulation story in a while.

Comment #3

GiveFive — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 12:00:19 GMT

They are the type of people that you can take one look at and immediately know that you are looking at a moron. G5

Comment #2

GAman03 — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 11:57:16 GMT

Wow

Comment #1

rcbbuckeye — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 11:53:25 GMT

Well, that was funny. Stupid is as stupid does.

Florida couple arrested for attempting to cash lottery ticket taped together to look like $1M winner

Lottery Post — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:52:17 GMT

Million-dollar dreams ripped up when crudely fashioned ticket doesn't pass the test

By Kate Northrop

A Florida couple was arrested after they attempted to cash in a scratch-off lottery ticket that they had crudely taped together to look like it had won a $1 million prize.

A Florida couple was arrested and now faces multiple felony charges after presenting a torn-up and retaped lottery ticket made to look like a $1 million winner to the Florida Lottery.

Kira Enders, 36, and her bo... [ More ]