Stupid Answers

Reply #20

sfilippo — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:34:04 GMT

He's fine... And how is the person I'm addressing doing today

Reply #19

pacattack05 — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:24:32 GMT

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha...

How are you doing

Reply #18

sfilippo — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:21:20 GMT

I get a bit bothered when someone asks how I'm doing, but they ask in the third person tense.

"So how's Joe doing today?" and you are the Joe they are asking.

I'm tempted to say, "Joe doesn't live here anymore," followed by a sinister laugh... Mwa ha ha ha ha ha...

Reply #17

Amazing Grace — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:34:26 GMT

I love Bubba the love Sponge

Reply #16

LOTTOMIKE — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:29:29 GMT

i love bubba fries

Reply #15

pacattack05 — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:27:07 GMT

Do salt water fish have MAJOR hypertension?

I always thought about.

Do amphibians have to wait a half hour after eating, before they can come out of the water? LOL

Rhapsody in blue.

Fur Elise

Reply #14

pacattack05 — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:24:54 GMT

I don't know. I've never seen it. They have Bubba Burgers here in Florida though.....LOL

10 pound box of frozen patties. They're actually not to bad. Just sprinkle some of Mrs. dash on it. All flavor, no salt.

Reply #13

LOTTOMIKE — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:21:24 GMT

you mean they don't have bubba cola in new york?,lol

Reply #12

pacattack05 — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:15:55 GMT

That's because you probably bought the soda in TN. LOL

Reply #11

LOTTOMIKE — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:06:09 GMT

i've done this too.i've even had a bubba cola pop out of the machine.thats right folks bubba cola

Reply #10

Badger — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 23:56:16 GMT

Tntea Here is a question I get in the store that cracks me up...

People will ask.. Can I get a carton of (name of cigarettes) to go?

I mean.. they say To Go .. I want to say.. nope you have to smoke all 200 of them here...

Reply #9

st.germain — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:16:20 GMT

If you like to read about stupid things that people do ...then go to dumbcrooks.com

Reply #8

Amazing Grace — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:02:30 GMT

I love stupid questions

Reply #7

pacattack05 — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:04:24 GMT

I live in Florida and during the rainy season, many many puddles, small lakes, and other pockets of water are obviously formed after consecutive downpours, during a particular week.

I routinely have passengers in the airport limo I drive ask me if it's been raining.

Short of losing my job, I would just love to be able to say:

NO,,,,, THERE'S A WATER TRUCK GOING AROUND.........

Like that funny comedian said about stupid people.

They should wear a sign. I should answer my... [ More ]

Reply #6

GASMETERGUY — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:53:42 GMT

I have got to buy a carton of Carlton's from TnTea.

What will you do when I say OK and start smoking? If I smoke all 200 before I leave the store, do I still have to pay for them?

Can I also play a few scratch-offs while I m puffing away? Do you have a scratch-off counter or do I have to go elsewhere to scratch?

How far away is the nearest hospital? Do they have an iron lung

Reply #5

Rick G — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 20:32:58 GMT

lol...funny thread. I liked the 'carton to go', 'no you gotta smoke them all here'.

Tntea's "why do you want to know?" answer is an old Ann Landers suggested reply and it DOES stop them in their tracks. I accompany it with a real quizzical expression like the person asked me "Do you know the way to San Jose

Reply #4

tntea — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:22:21 GMT

How do you answer a question that is none of the other person's business?

I ask back.. Why do you want to know?

Stops them dead in their tracks.. lol

This post was really funny...

Here is a question I get in the store that cracks me up...

People will ask.. Can I get a carton of (name of cigarettes) to go?

I mean.. they say To Go .. I want to say.. nope you have to smoke all 200 of them here...

Reply #3

Tinker — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:44:20 GMT

I pulled into a gas station the other day. Guy comes out.

Did your tire go flat. I said no. Told him I was driving around

and the other 3 tires just swelled right up.

Reply #2

angelm — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:11:57 GMT

I got Pepsi out of a Coke machine!(actually true though

Reply #1

LOTTOMIKE — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:09:12 GMT

i got a mcdonalds hamburger from burger king yesterday......

Stupid Answers

Amazing Grace — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:02:53 GMT

Every stupid questions deserves a stupid answer.

Have you had a stupid question lately and how did you answer that.

I like it when some one gives me a new hat and you friend says where did you get that from.

It has Dodge wrote all over it so usually Ill tell them I got it from the Ford dealer.