The third biggest lie.......

Reply #13

savagegoose — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:14:15 GMT

how about when its a winner who says

It's the first time ive ever played

Reply #12

lacie — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:44:20 GMT

I like this one.

I don't know why I even play the lottery, I don't need the money.

Reply #11

KyMystikal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:27:35 GMT

Why does this sound so familiar, lmaooo.

Reply #10

ArtVandalay — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:10:54 GMT

From the Arizona Lottery Site FAQ section, concerning the change to a computerized RNG system:

Q: How will the new system affect game odds?

A: It has no effect on the game odds.

Reply #9

ToadSchmode — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:37:47 GMT

I've never had to reload my account. I'm playing with their money

ROTFLMAO i've read that one a few times

Reply #8

Coin Toss — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:55:18 GMT

I play all my predictions

Reply #7

joshuacloak — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:21:01 GMT

<gets out my books ,hmm where to start.............

I used to ask God to help me, now i just play the lotto for help

We are too busy to worry about bills and such! , where the money will come form we just dont know, so we just play the lotto it be fine.

My Wife told me, you win the lotto someday, you'll be fine.......... then she left me for a other man!

EACH soul has the potentially Divine power to win the lotto!

The goal is to give my lotto money away to anyone who asks,... [ More ]

Reply #6

Coin Toss — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:14:35 GMT

From a lottery official:

We feel that going from a mechanical to a computerized drawing will be much mor efficient and benfit both the lottery and our pllayers.

Reply #5

DoubleDown — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:58:54 GMT

I know if I step forward and choose cash option, I will not have financial problems later in life.

Reply #4

pacattack05 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:00:14 GMT

Just close your eyes and wish really hard to win a JP, and for world peace. Trust me it works like clockwork.

Reply #3

Uncle Jim — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:52:33 GMT

Since security and the integrity of our games is our foremost concern we have decided to swith to an RNG. The new drawings will be both fun and exciting. They will also be safe and secure. We're doing this to keep up with industry trends and to continue to fund education in our state.

Jim

Reply #2

justxploring — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:39:19 GMT

How do you feel about winning $300 million, Mrs. Fatbucks?

Oh, we're very happy, but we're not going to let it affect us. Life will go on as usual. Right now we're planning to stop at Home Depot on the way home and buy that new trash can we were looking at in the paper. Bill here has to get up early to go to work at the factory.

Reply #1

Tenaj — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:19:24 GMT

I've never had to reload my account. I'm playing with their money.

and

I can't play pick 4s and hit them straight like I used to because of the new legislature.

The third biggest lie.......

Coin Toss — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:40:17 GMT

A friend sent me an e-mail about a contest thas was done for the third biggest lie after One size fits all and Your check is in the mail .

It had things like We promote from within and the job goes to the best qualified.

So I thought maybe we could have some fun and make some up adapted to lotto:

Thinking you will win the biggest jackpot ever will win it for you

There is a system to beat any lotto

The most I ever play is $1 a drawing

I play $ _ _ every draw