A LP Story

Reply #13

Tenaj — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:34:01 GMT

I'm glad Paccattack05. What a way to step up to the plate and get on your A game. It lends to the old adage God works in mysterious ways .

I'm not going to dis on Bruce Almighty because once from a movie I got the answer to something I needed in my spirit when someone quoted

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

William Shakespeare

Reply #12

pacattack05 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:45:14 GMT

WOW! Janet........Bravo! LOL

You pulled all the stops i was afraid of pulling....

I originally wanted to respond because of an item stated above ,but with a PM, and decided to share this with as many people as possible who know me. I'm not religous but spiritual. Anyway....I was asking for signs just out of frustration, and the first thing I see is a movie playing when I got home. The movie was Bruce Almighty . Then Janet replies with the subject of a sign.

Coincidence?

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Reply #11

Tenaj — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:00:07 GMT

Hickory Dickory Dock....pacattack05 got a really big sock. It knocked him blind as he landed on his behind, and he wondered if it was a sign.

His confusion was so great - he could only say For Heavens Sake

He continued on with senseless gobble, and wished that he could be understood.

He said to his friends never mind I'm not functioning as I should.

s_t_p_d m_t_e_f_c_e_.

Reply #10

Tenaj — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:51:40 GMT

Tenaj woke from the nightmare as her hand touched the knob, she can hear the ghost say I don't know what's going to happen to the fat slob

When Tungsten Chef stymied in thought, he stuck a ____ up his ass but it couldn't get him out. LittleoldLady tried to ___ him ____ but decided instead to sit on a ______.

m__t__e__f__c__e__.

Reply #9

pacattack05 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:12:49 GMT

Hickory Dickory Dock....

Never mind...........

Reply #8

justxploring — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:27:13 GMT

I thought of that, but I wasn't going to go there. It's Christmas after all

Reply #7

tungsten chef — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:24:51 GMT

congratulations. you guessed tntea as her best friend. lol.

Reply #6

justxploring — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:18:57 GMT

Just as she was speaking, a ghostbuster came into the store screaming I've been slimed.

Reply #5

Littleoldlady — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:16:04 GMT

lo and behold, in walked tenaj with her HAIR in the air. with a look of disgust she said, it's you 2, i thought my best friend TN TEA would be here.

Just as she was speaking, a _____ came into the store screaming ______, I've been _______.

Reply #4

tungsten chef — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:05:08 GMT

he knew that playing with a bookie there would be no WAY OUT. but then the bookie joined lp and wanted 90% of the WAGER. meanwhile in florida justxploring and pacattack05 happened to be playing SPACE INVADERS in the same store and pac had a PARKING METER that he was using to get his numbers from.

lo and behold, in walked tenaj with her ---- in the air. with a look of disgust she said, it's you 2, i thought my best friend ----- would be here.

Reply #3

Coin Toss — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:47:29 GMT

Once upon a tme at LP, Todd hit a kackpot for $45,000,000. He took his winnings to a bookie and said, 363 boxed.

He knew that playing with a bookie there would be no _ _ _ _ _.

But then the bookie joined LP and wanted _ _ % of the _ _ _ _ _ _.

Meanwhile, in Florida, Justxploring and Pacattack 05 happened to be playing _ _ _ _ _ in the same store, and Pac had a _ _ _ _ _ that he was using to get his numbers from.

Reply #2

tntea — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:20:42 GMT

Once upon a time at LP, _ _ _ _ _ _ hit a _ _ _ _ _ _

for $_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Once upon a time at LP, Todd hit a Jackpot for $45,000,000. He took his _ _ _ _ _ _ to a _ _ _ _ _ and said _ _ _ _ _ .

Reply #1

LOTTOMIKE — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:55:53 GMT

skeeter ate a tasty treat,his master _ _ _ _ his meat.

A LP Story

Coin Toss — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:28:31 GMT

Let's create a story.

Fill in the missing words and then leave missing words for the next poster.

Example:

The _ _ _ _ _ were playing the undefeated NE Patriots.

The next person fills in a team where the _ _ _ _ _ and then continues the story and leaves a _ _ _ _ _ to be filled in by the next person, etc...

Here we go:

Once upon a time at LP, _ _ _ _ _ _ hit a _ _ _ _ _ _

for $_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.