Names for Lottery Tickets

Reply #19

jarasan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:31:36 GMT

JX that is hair raisingly funny

Reply #18

justxploring — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:05:23 GMT

For Jarasan's numbers, I'd call that ticket, The Rogaine. I lose a little hair everytime that happens.

Reply #17

Coin Toss — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:41:24 GMT

For any ticket that misses by one number (such as Jarasan's two posts above):

The !@# $%^ *! ticket!

or

the ticket!

(I wonder of the creator of the frusty emotie had just looked at such a ticket

Reply #16

rcbbuckeye — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:28:29 GMT

Boy that brought back some memories when I was a kid. I remember my dad talking about Haddix. If I remember correctly, I think he was a pitching coach or manager for the Cleveland Indians, among other teams.

Reply #15

jarasan — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:08:42 GMT

I call these fookeemees I had four of the same this particular day, now that the image uploader is working again here is one of them.

Reply #14

rubberbandman — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:33:42 GMT

Self-picked numbers shouldn't even be a part of my vocabulary; I only use qps which to me is superior, but back to the subject at hand I only have tickets that make me feel good and those that make me feel neutral(I typically throw those away, so if one of those win that would suck for me, but whatever, i dont really play to win, I just play for that dream and fantasy.

Reply #13

justxploring — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:07:01 GMT

I don't know if I can. I'm pooped! I went on a wild date last night with the Tidy Bowl man. I don't want to tell anyone, so please keep a lid on it.

(oh, in case you're curious..date didn't go to well. It was a real strain on me, since he told me he was a non-smoker, but he had a pipe. He dressed strangely too. I've never gone out with a guy with clogs.

Reply #12

djklaugh — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:03:27 GMT

I think you're all on a roll here Lets hear it for more disposable outgo

Reply #11

Stack47 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:51:26 GMT

Charmin could merge with Gtech, cut out the middle man and Mr. Whipple could host the live ball drawings.

Reply #10

justxploring — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:27:39 GMT

Pac, you keeping cracking me up! You are really on a roll. I was laughing so hard that I fell off my stool. Now I feel completely drained.

Reply #9

tiggs95 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:20:42 GMT

Where is Psyko when you need him..I know he would have a good answer for this

Reply #8

pacattack05 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:39:12 GMT

I already did that, but an official wrote back telling me how difficult that would be, trying to swipe a sheet thru a lotto machine to see if it won.

He told me to just forget it and put the whole idea behind me.

Reply #7

JAP69 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:22:23 GMT

Maybe you can write to the toilet paper place and have them design the toilet paper like lottery tickets.

99.999% of my tickets should be used for that purpose any how. Be a daily reminder of all my losers.

Reply #6

CARBOB — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:19:16 GMT

another omitted

What kind of car will you buy

Reply #5

pacattack05 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:09:54 GMT

You forgot one.

What brand toilet paper would you buy

Reply #4

justxploring — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:43:06 GMT

Okay, Pac. So you think I should perhaps come up with a new, unique topic like

Quick Picks or Your Own Numbers?

Annual Payments or Lump Sum?

What would you do if you won the PB?

Would you want to remain anonymous?

How much money would you give away?

Where would you live if you won a jackpot?

Would you quit your job if you won the lottery?

How do you pick your numbers

Reply #3

Coin Toss — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:11:35 GMT

For a Pick 5 game, the Cribbage ticket :

2 4 15 29 31

For 5 + 1 games, the Harvey Haddix ticket: any combo on the top matrix with a +1 number of !2, the

(Haddix pitched a 12 inning no hitter and lost the game!)

The mail2web Pick 4

There's a website called mail2web where you can check your e-mail from anywhere- all you need is your e-mail and password.

It tells you the size of every e-mail in your inbox- play the biggest one!

The retired player's numbers ticket

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Reply #2

JAP69 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:00:21 GMT

I have two names for my two types of tickets.

Losers and winners.

The losers out number the winners by 99.999 to 1

Reply #1

pacattack05 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:40:25 GMT

Must be a slow day here on the LP huh

Names for Lottery Tickets

justxploring — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:35:44 GMT

We usually talk about 2 types of tickets - Quick Picks or Self Picks. If we add scratch-offs, then there are 3.

So what about the Quick Picks you buy one week and play the nex or a scratch-off someone tossed away and you discover it's a $10 winner?

Could they be put into categories?

Example: The Fender-Bender This is a ticket you play off the numbers you copied from the license plate of the car in front of you before you slammed on the brakes.

The Shudda-Wudda-Cudda This is ticket... [ More ]