POLL: The Institute for the Lottery Insane

Reply #23

Coin Toss — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:27:36 GMT

rdgrnr,

I just posted about this very thing in pepper1's thread about positive enrgy, just before I saw this!

Wherever there's gambling or lotto, there's strokers

Reply #22

rdgrnr — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:03:01 GMT

I've seen some of those people you refer to Coin Toss.

There's a VA state line place I go to with a back room with the vending machines. You can feel the negative energy when you walk in the place. People guarding the machines so nobody gets the next ticket while they frantically scratch the one they just bought. All of them in foul moods cuz they keep losing. Really sad. I get out of there as quick as I can.

Reply #21

Coin Toss — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:54:35 GMT

How about a new entry:

I was in line and got shut out ofc the drawing because;

The person in front of me was;

Sending a Western Union Buying cigarettes Buying scratchers and scratching them at the counter (I see this often) Flirting with the clerk Filling a lot of playslips out Playing a lot of tickets and wanting to just tell the clerk the numbers (I see this one a lot too....some stores here have a sign telling people more than three tickets requires a playslip) Stroking the clerk in... [ More ]

Reply #20

savagegoose — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:27:54 GMT

i think didnt play my numbers and they came up would drive me straight to the looney farm, laughing insanely ll the way.

Reply #19

ca-dreamin* — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:48:16 GMT

I voted for the my numbers just haven't hit yet ward AKA the my numbers are gonna hit any day now ward. LOL

You would find me in the still trying to figure out how to pick the winning numbers ward HAHA

Reply #18

pumpi76 — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 00:50:24 GMT

you know there is a: Lotto Institute or lottery institute on the net...

Reply #17

Delta Draw — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:50:58 GMT

Thing of it is, if we didn't have a sense of humor about ourselves in any of our endeavors, we would be too serious to laugh at ourselves.

Look at history and you will find those who were ridiculed for unconventional thinking- some were even imprisoned and killed for their beliefs or studies. I for one, studied the occurrence of lightning strikes and ore bodies in remote Alaska with GPS records of strikes and geological data. Everyone thinks the event of a lightning strike is random because n... [ More ]

Reply #16

psykomo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:21:20 GMT

thank's Coin Toss it'$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ALL UR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-19-31-45-55 +24 was (1) of 10 psyko pick's today 12/18/09 !!

BUT, maby our POOL will WIN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 12/18/09 !!

PSYKOMO

Reply #15

cheryl59 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:40:38 GMT

I Concur

Reply #14

Coin Toss — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:49:22 GMT

Good stuff here everyone!

Looks like we'll have to add a few more wards;

Quick Picks

Missed By A Digit

Woulda Shoulda Coulda

Didn't Play My Numbers, They Came In...

Where will the money come from to ad them on? The lottery, of course

Reply #13

Hermanus104 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:42:59 GMT

How about, Those were my numbers that came up but I forgot to go play them?

That happened to me once. Based on certain patterns, I concluded that 104 would with the Virginia Pick-3 evening drawing on Tuesday, March 29, 2005. I even walked past the grocery store, but on that particular day I had forgotten about my prediction. It didn't hit me until I checked the winning number the next afternoon. Guess what came up that night? 104! I would have won $500 if I remembered to buy the ticket

Reply #12

ConstantlyB — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:41:48 GMT

I was only one digit off !!!.....that's where I'll be residing.... ...it's right across from.... I should have powerplayed ...dayroom.

Reply #11

KY Floyd — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:57:44 GMT

For those of you who truly, fervently believe in one of the above, I offer this story.

A guy is driving home when he gets a flat tire. As it happens, he pulls to the side of the road in front of the Institite for the Lottery Insane, where the inmates patients are outside for their daily walks. As he starts to change the tire one of the patients comes to the fence and watches him. The guy gets the spare tire on, and as he reaches for the hubcap with the lug nuts in it he tips it, dropping all

Reply #10

time*treat — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:25:24 GMT

From some of the heated discussions I've seen, I have to go with: They're MY numbers, only mine.

Reply #9

Jack Pot — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:18:45 GMT

My Vote: It's not luck, it's skill. I think is the ward that would have the greatest population.

Reply #8

Nino224 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:13:23 GMT

I believe Pumpi will achieve his dream of world domination with $4 he wins from a scratch-off and the embedded secret code only he can see.

Reply #7

joker17 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:29:16 GMT

I voted Pumpi was right. Hey don't knock Pumpi. In a world of anything goes, a lottery just for midgets or hermaphrodites is very plausible. Just sayin.....

Reply #6

lottocalgal — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:31:16 GMT

heheehhhahahaahahahahahahhahehheheheheheheheh cough cough hehehehehehehhhahahahahahahahahahahah! holding my stomach from laughing so hard hehehhahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pumpi isnt an intern--- He runs the facility- built with winnings from one of his schemes

Reply #5

savagegoose — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:47:44 GMT

anyone who plays lotto

Reply #4

Delta Draw — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:56:55 GMT

Well, looking at the selection, I can see the quick pick ward must be the one for the seriously affected and the one nobody wants to talk about. Looking around the room I picked the 'I have a system- there is a system' ward. Just so long as I get a good supply of sticky notes, push-pins and lots of string I will be very content. Take away my pad of paper, pencil and my scientific calculator and I go reluctantly screaming to the quick-pick lock-down.

Are Pumpi and Psycomo interns for a ward... [ More ]

Reply #3

Nino224 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:48:41 GMT

I voted for Pumpi Was Right, but of course in the real world there would be no such ward because if he were in fact right the black hole would've swallowed us by now.

Reply #2

rdgrnr — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:17:40 GMT

Coin Toss

I'm highly insulted by the notion that my contention that I will win two jackpots would be considered crazy!

However, when the men in the white coats come for me I will demand to be in the pumpi ward.

We could have matching strait jackets and designer drool cups.

I'm looking forward to it.

As long as the woodpeckers don't come for me. I hate that.

So I voted for I will win two jackpots and in your heart... you know I will.

Mmmmmm... I smell bacon

Reply #1

ThatScaryChick — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:41:53 GMT

Funny poll, Coin Toss.

I think that, My numbers just haven't hit yet would have the most patients.

POLL: The Institute for the Lottery Insane

Coin Toss — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:06:17 GMT

Let's just say there was an Institute for the Lottery Insane, a sanitorium.

Which ward do you think would have the bigest population