Time for some lottery haikus

Reply #249

Coin Toss — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:28:38 GMT

Put words on paper

charge an awful lot for them

call yourself expert

Reply #248

Coin Toss — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 05:46:12 GMT

Jackpots roll over

people brag this one is mine

but thye roll again

Reply #247

sully16 — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:11:01 GMT

No, my brothers put them on the fence and filled them full on bb's. LOL

Reply #246

rdgrnr — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:21:59 GMT

Yeah, that's kinda weird but at least you got to eat the eggplants.

Tiggs never gets to eat the tomatoes cuz customarily, they're thrown at him.

Reply #245

sully16 — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:59:53 GMT

LOL, I had a old boyfriend brought eggplants over to the house for my MOM, YIKES, HE WAS A WEIRD ONE.

Reply #244

rdgrnr — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:51:51 GMT

I want a Hummer

But I picked a wrong number

Oh what a bummer

Reply #243

sully16 — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:29:29 GMT

I am more Atlantic. hehe

Reply #242

rdgrnr — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:09:41 GMT

Maybe you should be more Pacific.

Reply #241

Stack47 — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:39:58 GMT

Marcie couldn't understand what a haikus is so I gave her a definition.

Reply #240

tiggs95 — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:41:45 GMT

tiggs laughed so hard at this he almost lost the baby..Please stop...hahahaha..

Reply #239

rdgrnr — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:34:26 GMT

I believe the Brain is nice - but tiggs?

People don't usually bring apples when they're going to see him.

They bring tomatoes.

Reply #238

karinda — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:52:20 GMT

Stack47

Still wanting to send reply

What were we saying? ...

Reply #237

karinda — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:40:21 GMT

Today is special ...

Happy Birthday Jrosina

Birthday Blessings, Peace

Reply #236

sully16 — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:44:07 GMT

Thanks, I never get them right either.

Reply #235

karinda — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:04:28 GMT

Good Luck Sully. I just read my haikus and I'm missing a syllable in the second line.

Sorry ... I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

second line was supposed to have six syllables. I'm forgetting how to write. I need

another writing job and quickly!!! LOL Congratulations

Reply #234

karinda — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:01:58 GMT

Good Luck Sully. I just read my haikus and I'm missing a syllable. Sorry ...

I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

second line had six syllables. LOL Congratulations

Reply #233

sully16 — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:08:32 GMT

Now on to Texas,

Reply #232

karinda — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:00:00 GMT

Go Yanks NOW No Yanks

There are cheers in Detroit.

Sully's Tigers Won

Reply #231

sully16 — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:32:50 GMT

Yes she is, Tiggs and the brain are wonderful people and we hope to see you again, we got some honey crisp apples the other day and and talked about it being almost a year. GOOOOOOOOOO TIGERS

Reply #230

tiggs95 — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 01:49:30 GMT

hee hee hee...it's called love ridgey love..and yes she is a Saint...If you ever met her you would understand....ask Sully she met her...

Reply #229

rdgrnr — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 01:43:47 GMT

A question for tiggs

How the hell did she stand it

She must be a Saint

Reply #228

tiggs95 — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 01:31:37 GMT

tiggs been married over 49 years to one woman...

tiggs has hit one jackpot...

unlike others...

Reply #227

rdgrnr — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:29:22 GMT

If not a Jackpot

Something for which I'd settle

A nice pot of Jack

Reply #226

Coin Toss — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:58:47 GMT

We wish for jackpots

seldom if ever they show

don't ever give up

Reply #225

Coin Toss — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 04:38:14 GMT

Well ain't dat summin, I be signalflying.

Pogue mee hown

Reply #224

marcie — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 03:38:49 GMT

Guess I have to look that up but you are always instigating or signaflying that is why you make your comments. I will tell you what 3 words are K.M.A.

Reply #223

marcie — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 03:36:14 GMT

You know where you can go go hit the jackpot! Just being nice

Reply #222

MzDuffleBaglady — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 07:40:00 GMT

@ rdgrnr

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reply #221

Coin Toss — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 06:30:10 GMT

Try the OP of this thread Marcie.

The idea is three lines, five sylables, seven, and five.

As Chuck Shepherd says in his News of the Weird column, some are just Not Quite Clear On The Concept.

Odd that you think hailus are 'making fun'. Guess you're not quite clear on the concept twice over.

One more reminder, just for you.

There is all the difference in the world between

having something to say and having to say something.

John Dewey

Now play nice and go pad your post c... [ More ]

Reply #220

karinda — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:36:34 GMT

Life-changing money

Have faith release the outcome

Bells of freedom ring

Reply #219

tiggs95 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:30:46 GMT

You want a poet huh?.... When you booze you looze ...tiggsfellowl..

Reply #218

tiggs95 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:01:05 GMT

................and they stinkl!!..

Reply #217

tiggs95 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 00:59:44 GMT

Kinda personal ain't we ridgey.... GENIUS !!!!..

Reply #216

rdgrnr — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:51:33 GMT

I am a poet

And my feet they do show it

They are long fellows

Reply #215

rdgrnr — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:40:20 GMT

Tiggs ain't no poet

And he don't seem to know it

He always blows it

Reply #214

Stack47 — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:10:52 GMT

Haiku poems:

A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count.

Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression.

Reply #213

marcie — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:35:55 GMT

I come to share how about you? Some come to make fun (Lottery Haikus) Now who would I be talking about

Reply #212

tiggs95 — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:28:50 GMT

If your glass is half full or your glass is half empty fill your glass up to the top...Waallllaaaa case solved..

Reply #211

lovewinning — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:20:21 GMT

picking my numbers

making my list

checking it twice

no winners tonight

go back to my list

Reply #210

Coin Toss — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:35:33 GMT

Once again Marcie you prove John Dewety right.

There is all the difference in the world between

having something to say and having to say something.

John Dewey

Some they come to share

some they come just to bogart

just which one are you

Reply #209

marcie — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:54:30 GMT

Sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't!!!Chump Change all in fun sweet-heart LOl

Reply #208

Coin Toss — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:47:22 GMT

Missed by a digit

happens oh way way too often

a jinx, or a curse

Reply #207

Coin Toss — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:36:27 GMT

Oh yes, they do dream

and want to know the number

but won't buy a book

Reply #206

Coin Toss — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:55:36 GMT

Numbers is the game

I can pick the six they claim

No jackpots, so lame

Reply #205

Coin Toss — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:41:29 GMT

Fireworks go boom

touted systems never do

but they keep trying

Reply #204

tiggs95 — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:40:35 GMT

When in doubt ask pumpi..

Reply #203

tiggs95 — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:37:02 GMT

Like WOW man....

Reply #202

rdgrnr — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 03:04:34 GMT

I'm a gonna win

Don't bet a dollar I won't

Now watch me work yall

Reply #201

Coin Toss — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:28:21 GMT

As the jackpots grow

Monday morning quarterbacks

say I told you so

Reply #200

Coin Toss — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:09:50 GMT

The lotto says play

you might win multi-millions

but we always win

Reply #199

rdgrnr — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:03:30 GMT

With aplomb and verve

It would seem I've struck a nerve

So from truth you swerve

Reply #198

JosephusMinimus — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:55:14 GMT

Mindless drivel from

a hater-know-it-all is

why the 'block' feature

Reply #197

rdgrnr — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:09:38 GMT

Many a newbie

Seem to be of just one mind

A coincidence

Reply #196

rdgrnr — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 15:51:50 GMT

It's this event, sir

That some would like to censor

No aid I'll lend, sir

Reply #195

JosephusMinimus — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 15:39:07 GMT

Talking lottery

ain't enough, gotta namecall

fight on ev'ry front

Reply #194

rdgrnr — Sun, 29 May 2011 17:58:46 GMT

Two hundred million

It's been a long time comin'

Yes, it's hammer-time

Reply #193

Coin Toss — Sun, 29 May 2011 06:51:30 GMT

Some here share info

some come here just to argue

know-it-alls know zip

Reply #192

Editgap — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:03:05 GMT

I played today,

Tomorrow, I will play again.

But, I never win.

Reply #191

JosephusMinimus — Fri, 20 May 2011 13:39:16 GMT

Picken-Quicks agree

picken is a waste of time

better spent on beer

Reply #190

JosephusMinimus — Sun, 08 May 2011 18:42:24 GMT

Insane or stupid

one must be to disagree

when cone-toss declares.

His PHD says

Prima facie! evident:

Tin hats and morons

Reply #189

Coin Toss — Sun, 08 May 2011 06:21:34 GMT

Announcing a win

Just might be what does you in

Best to dummy up

Reply #188

sully16 — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 00:59:50 GMT

Mason Jars are the best

Reply #187

Coin Toss — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 22:59:25 GMT

Many people play

believing the games are fixed

WTF, over

Reply #186

Coin Toss — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:36:22 GMT

When a jackpot hits

No matter what state wins it

Losers say, Why there

Reply #185

Coin Toss — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 13:36:04 GMT

Good one, rdgrnr!

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As the fever spreads

Oh so many jinx themselves

Claiming what's not theirs

Doing so really

Irks the Lottery Fairy

The win never comes

Reply #184

rdgrnr — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 16:49:23 GMT

Toast with mason jar

All those millions from afar

Hardee Har Har Har

Reply #183

Coin Toss — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 06:34:09 GMT

Now it's the Mega

Over two hundred million

The fever runs deep

Reply #182

Coin Toss — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:07:13 GMT

Now it's Powerball

One-hundred eighty-four mil

the fever runs deep

________________________

Hope for a jackpot

but don't let expectation

be disappointment

________________________

Jinxing yourself by

saying Mine, mine, it's all mine

you will blow your mind

Reply #181

Coin Toss — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 20:26:44 GMT

Bet big, win little

Is that why you play lotto?

Directors love you

Reply #180

Coin Toss — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:31:21 GMT

Those who love to brag

rarely back up what they say

snakes crawl on bellies

Reply #179

luckyshoes — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 02:40:09 GMT

Saw my number fell

My ticket good this time now

Oh wait....I dreamed it

Reply #178

Delta Draw — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 02:29:02 GMT

Too many negative vibes

CT just is lottery

No wonder he lost again.

DD

Reply #177

Coin Toss — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:31:21 GMT

Jackpot fever hits

and people just go crazy

wonder why they lost

Reply #176

Coin Toss — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 06:39:57 GMT

Create a pahntom

then fabricate some winners

they will flock to you

Reply #175

Coin Toss — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:29:59 GMT

Ping pong balls, in air

some will tell you where they'll land

and sell you a bridge

Reply #174

sully16 — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 23:33:16 GMT

when you play with pi for 2 days

your family room looks like

a John Nash convention.

only theres no Russle Crowe

under all that paper.

Reply #173

Coin Toss — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 19:23:55 GMT

Some things do match up

and some are not even close

post counts get padded

When topic is Pi

do not talk about grammar

for the two don't match

Reply #172

marcie — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 16:22:35 GMT

LOL!! you better!! Good Luck they do work! They are Lucky numbers for you

Reply #171

Coin Toss — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 05:44:11 GMT

WT2 Re: ^

Bagatadis, they abound

never awaken

Reply #170

marcie — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 01:52:56 GMT

Ohio is pulling some $hit today No Lottery shown yet!! Somebody is cheating in the Game!! LOL! Dec. 08, Eve. I guess they will blame it on the Weather.

Reply #169

Coin Toss — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:44:17 GMT

The numbers, they come

but not the ones that we've played

the lottery's plan

Reply #168

sully16 — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 12:50:21 GMT

are you talking about lottery or our greedy leaders

Reply #167

Coin Toss — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 03:06:56 GMT

People sell sizzle

and make like it's really big

but that's all there is

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Discussions die soon

pre-empted by pure nonsense

the greed kills them all

Reply #166

tiggs95 — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 02:41:06 GMT

tiggs in clear on the concept...whatever concept is..tiggs is tired and going to beddye byes and dream of some LUCKY numbers..Up up and away!!!..

Reply #165

rdgrnr — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 02:37:35 GMT

Forgive tiggs CT

He's unclear on the concept

He's from Kentucky

Reply #164

tiggs95 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 23:13:42 GMT

A LP lottery predictor.. Well you see the 158 came in last night I predictoed it 5 years ago and it came in..I told you it would but you just woulden't listen! !!..

Reply #163

Coin Toss — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:57:01 GMT

Now one hundred thou

systems, theories, and yet no

jackpots have been hit

Reply #162

Coin Toss — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 22:28:21 GMT

Apollotto,

You obviosuly know more about haikus than I do.

Just as a heads up , everytime we get one that strays from 5-7-5, that number hits somewhere!

Maybe we'll designate 3-4-1-6 as a haiku Pick 4!

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Gaijins are not sure

about the rules for haikus

some, bagatadi

Reply #161

Apollotto — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 12:57:41 GMT

Cold Day

One Less Quarter

And

The Pocket Is Full

Winter comes

pocket was full

and

the children are happy

Reply #160

Coin Toss — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:30:02 GMT

The denial of

luck, is the same as saying

there's no gravity

Reply #159

Coin Toss — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 06:22:49 GMT

Denying the truth

about their precious systems

they play until debt

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Denying what hits

most often because they think

their picks are better

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Live in moneky mind

and you will deny what proves

itself true always

Reply #158

Coin Toss — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 04:56:49 GMT

Asylums are full

of people whose systems worked

well, worked in their minds

Reply #157

rdgrnr — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 20:06:57 GMT

If you take the L

And you are in Chicago

You've left the station

Reply #156

Opti-Mystic — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 19:26:07 GMT

Sorry, Rules I broke

but that's just the way I play

Rules made for breaking

____________________

I'm in it to WIN IT, Dammit

Reply #155

Hermanus104 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 02:47:27 GMT

If you take the L

And the Y off Lottery

You're left with otter.

Reply #154

marcie — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:10:06 GMT

They are still winners to somebody!! It's a Blessing to others

Reply #153

Coin Toss — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 23:36:48 GMT

Know what you mean, but

the rule is five-seven-five

that makes a haiku

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575 is going to hit again somewhere......or maybe Opti-Mystics 664 pattern

Reply #152

Opti-Mystic — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:44:35 GMT

I am going to win

This I believe is true

You know it too

Reply #151

rdgrnr — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 03:18:06 GMT

Played by the system

I can't believe I missed 'em

Hey, let's go get stoned

Reply #150

Coin Toss — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 23:14:11 GMT

Too bad the results

don't match the braggd about wins

Who are they fooling