Country Music Titles Meet The Lottery

Reply #31

Coin Toss — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 03:18:47 GMT

The Guy That Sold Me His System Is Holding A Will Work For Food Sign Now

I Called Steve Player And Asked To Talk To Steve Player And Got Hung Up On

He Said He Could Pick Powerball But Couldn't Pick His Nose

Reply #30

tiggs95 — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:02:27 GMT

Your welcome joker but you do a great job yourself..tiggs enjoys your post..

Reply #29

joker17 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:48:49 GMT

Ok, I have to say this. Usually I have to rack my brain cells to come up with something funny to write. But between you and Ridge, I have no chance at all...lol

You guys sure make it look easy...lol

Thanx for the entertainment guys....

Reply #28

tiggs95 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:52:46 GMT

tiggs is waiting for the brain to come home to find out what inferior means..Hope it's something good..Knowing tiggs old,and tiggs means old pal ridge,it has to be something nice..Sweet...

Reply #27

tiggs95 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:48:48 GMT

You said I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions ..You ever read any post on here?..Over 50% is not about the lottery,posters are just having a good time in between number guessing..Post away..

Reply #26

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:58:00 GMT

Pooooor, poooooor, pitifull me

poor poor pitiful me

all the winning numbers

keep eluding me

poor poor pitiful me

First they lift me up then they let me down

just like a scratchers ticket

lotto have mercy on me

a winning ticket I need.

I bought a bunch just the other day

down at the local mart

took them home in a paper bag

dreaming a brand new car

But the little bag had a great big hole

and out it, they did part

lotto have mercy on me

a winning... [ More ]

Reply #25

joker17 — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:23:49 GMT

If you play a country lottery song backwards, you get millions and millions of dollars back.

Give me back my money

You've got some balls

It's the pre-tests or me

She's got the tickets, I got the brains

Don't be a loser

Join me in the pool

If you'll only win me back

Love is a gamble

I'm too hard to beat

Few and far between

I 'll bet you'll slip

Only once in a lifetime

Take what's mine

She needs a miracle

Money, booze, and fame

Endless joy

She mad... [ More ]

Reply #24

CutlassBob — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:34:23 GMT

If I Can t have that One winnin' Ticket, Then Number Two On You.

Reply #23

sully16 — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:04:47 GMT

I spent $150 and only won $7 (now i'm crying in my beer)

drying my tears with betslips

Reply #22

cheryl59 — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 01:03:20 GMT

He He He that was soooooo funny

Reply #21

MADDOG10 — Mon, 31 May 2010 23:44:51 GMT

I' m moppin the floor with your neck

You ain't picked me no winner yet...

Reply #20

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 23:13:07 GMT

My song was inspired by Coin Toss': I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3 LOL!

When My Hound Dog's A Howlin Out The Old Pick 4

(I Call Mohammed Down At The Convenience Store

Reply #19

cheryl59 — Mon, 31 May 2010 23:00:55 GMT

The Thrill is Gone... The Thrill is Gone Away ... you know you done me wrong and when I won that 200 Million Dollar Powerball ... all I can do is wish you well

Reply #18

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:39:09 GMT

You ain't gotta be scientific Rozz and don't worry about being inferior.

There's a guy named tiggs that posts here and they don't come much more inferior than that.

Just jump in and say your piece. Go up to my thread to the state lottery officials and let em know what you think maybe.

Reply #17

Coin Toss — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:23:47 GMT

Excellent, rdgrnr!

The More I Scratch The Itchier I Get

How Come The Numbers I Dream Of Never Hit

Although I've Powerplayed And Megaplied Every Ticket I Played Died

Reply #16

Rozz — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:22:19 GMT

Thanks for the invite rdgrnr! The reason why I don't post is because I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions. I just go by numbers that haven't showed in awhile, birthdays, phone numbers, etc.. I feel inferior as i am no Mega-Think Tank by a long shot. Although I have won a few times..........

Reply #15

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 19:30:35 GMT

Well start postin' more often Rozz

Reply #14

Rozz — Mon, 31 May 2010 19:27:31 GMT

Obviously I never post, I didn't add the post I found to be so hysterical

Reply #13

Rozz — Mon, 31 May 2010 19:25:23 GMT

O.K. , I never post but I really laughed over this one

Reply #12

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 19:12:01 GMT

You Wanted Me Out Of The Picture (Said I Could Go To Heck)

So We Took A Photo Without You (Just Me And That Big Old Check

Reply #11

Play-girl — Mon, 31 May 2010 18:46:26 GMT

Sleep W/ One Eye Open!!

I Never Had A Honey, Til I Won This Money!

I Change My #'s Like I Change My Drawers

Reply #10

Coin Toss — Mon, 31 May 2010 18:23:36 GMT

When I Opted For The Annuity I Had No Idea Obama Would Want The Entire Annual Check As A Gratuity

I Stayed So Anonymnous That Now I Don't Know How I Am

Reply #9

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Mon, 31 May 2010 15:27:27 GMT

Honey your winning ticket makes you beautiful

I got the door and She got the cash

I wasen't this stupid before I won

Your money means everything to me

The IRS says I owe 200 million

I got new tires for my pickup truck

Bet you wish you never made me get rid of my hound dog now.

My new double wide

Kept my winning ticket in my boot, now they won't take it.

Reply #8

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:28:58 GMT

I weren't gonna stay forever no how darlin (So let go of my Cadillac and say goodbye

Reply #7

Coin Toss — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:24:56 GMT

We Could Have Remained Anonoymous and Not Brought All This Hassle Upon Us

I Went to the Press Conference In Drag and My Wife Liked It So Much She Said stay That Way

Reply #6

rdgrnr — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:14:26 GMT

You went to check my tickets, now all I hear is crickets (Cain't believe ya done me that a way

Reply #5

hearsetrax — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:08:25 GMT

Reply #4

sully16 — Mon, 31 May 2010 11:19:44 GMT

I got numbers in low places.

she took my truck ,my dog and my winning scratcher

116 come back

forgot to play the powerplay blues

mama he loves the 333 more then me.

Reply #3

tiggs95 — Mon, 31 May 2010 10:38:04 GMT

The pig ate our lotto ticket while we was having fun in the pig pen,do da do da..

Reply #2

OscarGrouch05 — Mon, 31 May 2010 08:20:36 GMT

She Spends more time in your wallet then with you!

Is She dating you or your wallet?

Number one hit Song

Life is a Lemon and i want my money back

Reply #1

Coin Toss — Mon, 31 May 2010 06:39:12 GMT

All the Shotgun Did Was Destroy the Dart Board

If Your System Wins That Much Why Are You Asking Us for Money

It Ain't Math, It's Lotto

You Can't Awmay Lottery Tickets

I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3

Country Music Titles Meet The Lottery

Coin Toss — Mon, 31 May 2010 06:14:38 GMT

Let's make up some titles for country songs about the lottery.

Here's a few for starters:

Little Ping Pong Balls Done Crushed My System Flat

Why Are We Dreaming About What To Do with Money We Ain't Won

A Quick Pick Made A Monkey Out of Me

She Took the Cash and I Got a Rash