Lottery songs that have yet to be written

Reply #14

Coin Toss — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 14:16:12 GMT

Excellent, Daveyl!

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Parody:

As Tears Go By

It is the thousandth time I've played this game

My numbers seem to be so lame

Quick picks, my picks don't sem to fly

I sit and watch the wins go by

Reply #13

Daveyl — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 07:04:05 GMT

Okay, I think I've got one! Sung to Rawhide

Keep grinnin' grinnin' grinnin', though your wallet's thinnin'

You may end up winnin', LOTTO!

Systems, birthdays, quick-picks, you won't get rich too quick

Still, you will trot down to the store

All those picks you're buying, and still you wind up crying

Cryin', but you'll go buy some more

Pick a 10, pick a 4, pick an 8, 44, pick a 3, pick a five; LOTTO!

Mega Mill, what a thrill, Daily Three, Fantasy, scratcher... [ More ]

Reply #12

Daveyl — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:51:36 GMT

Well, let's see...Here's one we made up for Bingo, so maybe it can be adjusted for the lottery. Sung to the tune: Delta Dawn

Dauber Dawn, what's that Six Pack you have on?

Do you need N-31 from games gone by?

And yes we heard your plight, you are ON for a Crazy Kite

To take that big fat jackpot home tonight

She needs thirty one, and an 'N' Ball pops up, baby!

But it's thirty two, and the caller is driving her crazy

Now she sits in the back with a dauber in her thumb... [ More ]

Reply #11

Delta Draw — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 22:37:33 GMT

Take me out of the Rat Race, Sung to Take me out to the Ballpark

*Take me over the bar dear,

Take me out to the sea!

We bought you your new yacht with all the frills,

We will be motoring past all of the krills!

And we ll eat fresh crab, salmon and shrimp dear; there s plenty of beer stored below!

And it s one, two, three million won and a hearty Ho-Heave-Ho!

*Down the coast to Mesico,

Down to the sunny below!

We ll have a party in Cabo that,

Will make us think

Reply #10

jojosurf — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 00:05:27 GMT

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK GUS RAN UP THE CLOCK THE CLOCK STRUCK 7 AND I WAS IN HEAVEN BUT WHEN THE BALLS ALL DROPPED I GOT CLOCKED BY GUS AND HIS MERRY FRIENDS . COME BACK TOMORROW AND PLAY AGAIN SO I CAN KICK YOU A------ AGAIN I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT HE SAID AND I WENT TO BED. MAYBE I'LL DREAN A NUMBER OR TWO THEN GUS WILL GET THE SCREW

FOR PA LOTTERY

Reply #9

CJR100 — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 23:38:08 GMT

I like that - here is my song

Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue. Maybe it was how you looked on paper or when I saw you in my dreams. All I ask of you is to come my way.

(The Hook)- Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue

I tried to choose another, I tried to go with many others but you never let me go. Everywhere I turned you

Reply #8

Hermanus104 — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 04:41:06 GMT

I wrote a song about the lottery once. It was called Never Teach Your Child To Count by Letting Him Watch the Lottery. Here is the first stanza:

Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count abnormally.

Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count 27-24-4-19-31-3.

Reply #7

rdgrnr — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:19:18 GMT

If I ever won the lotto darlin

I'll tell you what I'd do

I'd take you on a fishin trip

To show my love for you

I'd buy you a big ol' fishin boat

With outriggers and a mapper

And I'd make sure when you got home

You'd have a nice red snapper

Reply #6

Delta Draw — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 05:39:27 GMT

Happy Payday (sung to Happy Birthday)

Happy payday to me!

Happy payday to me!

Happy pay-day, happy payday,

Happy payday to me!!

(don t need no more!! {black chicks sing} )

DD

Reply #5

Delta Draw — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:55:47 GMT

The Tills are Alive ( sung to the Sound of Music)

The tills are alive with the sound of printing! (black chicks singing: Ahhh ahh ah ahhhhh)

The sounds that they make, for a million beers! (:Ahhh ahh ah ahhhhh)

The tills are alive with the sound of printing! (:Ahhh ahh ah ahhhhh)

And my heart is a-flight as the sound,.. is for me! (: ooo-oo-oo-oooooo)

My part is to spend like they spend in Macy s store,

When it comes to travel, I want more, more, more.

I ll get nice shoes... [ More ]

Reply #4

Delta Draw — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:43:35 GMT

Singing a happy tune here! here are some songs and a few I am singing!

Winner-winner, Chicken dinner, and all the sushi I could eat!

Losers luck is not my pluck - I got another Str8 times eight!

Take me to the bank Hank, but first fill yer tank!

Surf n turf again, a systems friend, and my belt needs another notch!

All the Quick Picks fill my chopsticks!

I love to win tho they say I can t.

.

Golden piggies:

She was a level headed clerk who los... [ More ]

Reply #3

djklaugh — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:14:12 GMT

My best friend won the lottery, now I never will, cuz lightning don't strike twice in the same place

I know I won, but, dang, I can't find the ticket

Disappearing Jackpot Blues

The Fortune Teller Said A Big Win is in My Future

Reply #2

Coin Toss — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:24:03 GMT

Every System I Buy Sux

All They Do Is Cost Me Big Bucks

Reply #1

savagegoose — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:01:46 GMT

some lyrics

who took the money, who took the money away

...

no need to worry , its all under control.

...

weve been taken for a ride. agaiin.

...

whats he singing about the GF or the GFC.

seems like a them sond for most big jackpot winners, but hey i aim to amuse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE1Ro_wPGIU

Lottery songs that have yet to be written

Coin Toss — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:15:10 GMT

We've had songs to make out your playslips by and check the results by.

Let's do some that haven't been written yet!

Just suggest a title or a title and a few lines, have fun.

Here's a start:

I've Got the Quick Pick Blues

I've Got the Missed By One Blues

What Did I Ever Do to the Lottery Fairy