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Reply #21

visiondude — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:46:56 GMT

ah ha...

another case for a 1 QP effort.

seems i was right about possible peripheral distractions, etc, ...... vs time and money spent, and how chasing something could steal time away from more important things

while buying only 1QP, you can actually afford marriage counseling (should you need it), and if you did, you can for sure cross out the above excuse off your excuse list.

here's an a-ha moment.......how come marriage counselors never seem to be married

Reply #20

Coin Toss — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:26:25 GMT

Marriage counselor:

So you two met on a lottery singles dating site, what brings you here?

Couple:

He (or she) only want to fill out playslips, play the numbers, check the results, and work on more numbers and fill out more playslips, all the time, that's it, no nothing else .

Counselor:

You both know that gambling can be a sexual substitute, right

Reply #19

rdgrnr — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:02:31 GMT

Yeah, sounds like she knows us pretty good, eh

Reply #18

tiggs95 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:33:51 GMT

ridge you see jrosina said you was a puppy dog and tiggs was a _____..sweet huh?..

Reply #17

rdgrnr — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:27:41 GMT

I'd be afraid of running into someone like one of my exes.

I don't wanna buy houses for anymore crazy wimmins.

Reply #16

jrosina — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:34:10 GMT

This is off the chart for Funny!!! I will name the Cat Tiggs. and the pooch is Rd!!!LOLOLO

Reply #15

tiggs95 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:28:38 GMT

That was just a guess..Close..tiggs is good with numbers..Just maybe tonight will be tiggs night..If so tiggs will buy you a bar of soap in case you get a response..:):)..

Reply #14

rdgrnr — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:13:05 GMT

That's a big fat lie!

I'm 5 ft 3

Reply #13

tiggs95 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:51:55 GMT

Add by ridge runner : ridge is my name and been married 5 times..Would love to meet you only if you are rich..Been dumped to many times by wimin who have said they was rich..I never take a bath just jump in the lake every now and then cause that's what wimin's tells me to do..I'm 5 ft 2 and weigh 400 lbs..When you cross the Tenn border to meet me just follow the oder it will be strong..Bring plenty of money I'm dead broke..Love and kisses..

Reply #12

drhymes74 — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:54:49 GMT

If you don't win the jackpot what are second and third prizes?

is she a scratcher??? In one context I hope not.

Where do you claim the prize? Can you do it anonymously? Can a trust claim the prize? Will you wear a disguise? Will you hold a press conference if you get married?

How BIG is the jackpot?

When does the drawing occur?

Can I claim her in a different state?

Sorry about that, I'm a little punchy this morning.

Reply #11

jwhou — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 07:49:28 GMT

What are the odds and who's the jackpot prize. Was she a rollover from a previous draw? Will she be a shared prize? Do I have the choice of an annuity payment over lump sum

Reply #10

joker17 — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:52:24 GMT

That's right. You have the salad and the croutons...lol

Reply #9

Coin Toss — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:44:57 GMT

Tune: Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Oh what would my mother say

Oh what would my mother say

Oh what would my mother say

cried the fair young maidern

If she'll aggree we'll make it three

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Reply #8

hearsetrax — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:06:40 GMT

lmao I didn't even think to look for it on youtube.com...thanks Joker17

my link came from http://senorgif.com/ 's newletter this morning

glad you folks enjoyed it

Reply #7

Raven62 — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:34:28 GMT

Single: Couple

Double: Manage a trois

Triple: Orgy

Reply #6

taxijohn — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:06:34 GMT

Nothing like playing with your meal before eating it...lol...

Reply #5

joker17 — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:21:14 GMT

Yes, that was hilarious. I found the video.

Reply #4

Todd — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:43:30 GMT

That is hysterical

Reply #3

marcie — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:01:34 GMT

We are working on it!!! My Husband and I!! Have a great day

Reply #2

hearsetrax — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:48:47 GMT

Reply #1

Coin Toss — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:04:30 GMT

The personal ads on such a site would be a riot!

M self-picker seeks F self-picker. No QPers need apply! Let's concentrate on MM and PB

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ONEDAY — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:11:01 GMT

I was just thinking how cool would it be to have lottery players fall in love with each other and get rich!?!?

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