Where's rdgrnr ?

Reply #169

rdgrnr — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 02:47:56 GMT

Thanks addai, I appreciate that.

Tiggs is probably strapped in and sedated for the night. I haven't seen psyko lately.

Reply #168

addai1516 — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:51:54 GMT

Gd gracious lol gd to see you around folks really care 4 u mr rdgrnr .. your comments are gd 4 laughing lol where is tiggs and psychomo

Reply #167

rdgrnr — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 03:16:32 GMT

Thank you LottoPools.

Hope you'll be able to take a longer vaca after tomorrow night!

Good to hear from you again.

Reply #166

LottoPools — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 20:57:34 GMT

Well FINALLY!

Glad to see you back rdgrnr. I'm mostly a lurker but always counted on your posts for a laugh.

Had a 2 week vaca and hated coming back to work today. Seein you on this thread made it worthwhile.

Reply #165

rdgrnr — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 21:19:46 GMT

Thank you for the kind words rukiafae, it's good to hear from you again too.

And good luck Tuesday night

Reply #164

rukiafae — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 17:36:23 GMT

good to see you back!

i know i dont post a whole lot and sometimes go awhile without peeking on the boards (as is the case right now), but even id noticed you missing and was hoping all was ok!

sorry youre not filthy stinkin rich, glad the mother in law is gone and happy to see you back

Reply #163

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:06:46 GMT

I like the way you think sullmeister.

Reply #162

sully16 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:56:16 GMT

I made a very sexist remark once,

we were flying home from Florida and this woman comes over the intercom

Hi I'm Patricia I'll be your pilot'

First WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH WERE %itch get back here and pour my coffee and let Bob fly.

She got us home without incident, good Job Patricia.

Reply #161

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:02:19 GMT

Thanks sully but it's all true.

That's why I speak of all my former mothers in law with such an abiding reverence and deep respect.

I'm not someone like tiggs who makes flippant, sexist remarks about women.

Broads hate that.

Reply #160

sully16 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:47:51 GMT

thats funny

Reply #159

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:50:44 GMT

Well I'd be honored to have you follerin me, tip.

I used to think you people in Carolina was crazy when I seen that yeller BBQ and they said it's cuzza the mustard they put in it.

I got over it though.

Still ain't right though, mustard in BBQ.

In your heart you know that ain't right.

Reply #158

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:37:14 GMT

I think they're having a convention again this year.

When you get a bunch of wimmins together that all look like offensive linemen from the Chicago Bears, name tags are a necessity.

Except for the two really big ones, Sasquatch and Bigfoot, they really stand out in the crowd.

Reply #157

tiparker119 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:12:09 GMT

rdgrner.....I am new to LP and having been reading this post... where is rdgrner .....now I see why you have been missed....Your postings are funny and entertaining....your postings will be one that I will follow.

tip

Reply #156

tiggs95 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 18:59:58 GMT

Which mohter-in-law was it..Do they wear a name tag when they visit...

Reply #155

PERDUE — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 18:20:50 GMT

LOL!!

Just very very happy and relieved to see you back and in top form. It got too quiet around here.

That was just a threat of relief. Notice how I selected my best Sundy go to meeting suit for you. lol

I would even be willing to dish out the old pimp hat with the big feather and the disco ball cane.......

The real threat would be, having you declared incompetent and making either one of the ex-wives or your least favorite mother-in-laws your guardian. And to add insult to injury,

Reply #154

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:54:05 GMT

I can only speak fer my own self DEE.

Everybody knows tiggs is a half bubble off plumb and they ain't never no tellin what he's gonna do.

Reply #153

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:46:53 GMT

Tiggs, you're like a one-man lunatic fringe group.

Reply #152

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:24:17 GMT

Thanks Rick.

You're right, the memory is the first thing to go, then a bunch of other stuff I can't remember. I could go on and on about it.

But as I've said countless times before, I never repeat myself.

Reply #151

pcurtis — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:10:54 GMT

Good one ridge i'm laughing so hard my side is hurting.

Keep us laughing.

Reply #150

Dee88 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:57:35 GMT

Well it sure is good to see you rdgrnr and tiggs back in the swing of things....we sure did miss both of you....now do you think both of you can behave yourself now...and get back to the way things use to be....looking forward to having some good laughs again....

Reply #149

tiggs95 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:49:07 GMT

Hear tell ridge your bathroom caught on fire and spread to your house and destroyed everything you owned?..Good thing your insurance was up to date and covered the whole 500.00...

Reply #148

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:46:13 GMT

Thank you pepper.

If I ain't here it's most likely cuzza bein chunked in the calaboose or bein dry gulched by some 4 flusher who got the bulge on me and put me in the bone orchard.

Either that or my computer broke.

Reply #147

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:34:33 GMT

Thanks TigerAngel, me too.

Reply #146

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:31:36 GMT

Thank you Jorli!

I appreciate that.

Reply #145

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:23:08 GMT

Thanks CutlassBob.

Good to hear from all my friends again.

Makes me feel like goin out and gettin all roostered up

Reply #144

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:11:59 GMT

Well thank you Cheryl.

Course I can only speak fer my own self.

Tiggs is probly diagonally parked in a parallel universe somewhere.

Reply #143

cheryl59 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:46:02 GMT

Welcome come back Sugar (rdgrnr) and Honey (Tiggs) you guys were truly missed

Reply #142

dr65 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:47:35 GMT

..and even tiggs came back too! tiggs, I thought you were the next one to go away for awhile. I'm happy

you didn't make it too long. Good to see you post.

Reply #141

dr65 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:45:08 GMT

Now see what you made us all miss for so long? There wasn't one like you, isn't one like you and will

never be one like you. Great to have a lotta laughing going on around here again.

Darn though, not too happy about that news. You could have braided it and threw it over your shoulder

or parted it and tied it up on the top of your head...Easter is coming and you might have passed for the

rabbit this year, nah forget that..the dogs probably would be after you, sugarbritches probably w... [ More ]

Reply #140

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:04:43 GMT

I know an old two step folk remedy fer thet but I don't think I can mention it in polite company.

I can tell ya this much though: After ya do the first step, you hold the covers over her head.

It might not cure the snoring but at least you get even.

Reply #139

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:51:04 GMT

Thanks PERDUE (love your chicken, btw),

I don't mind the death threat much (I get em all the time) but threats to commence dressin' me up like some Kentucky Dandy like tiggs is goin a little too far

Reply #138

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:40:33 GMT

Thanks fer the warm welcome tiggmeister!

Never seen ya so dadgum ebullient

Reply #137

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:37:14 GMT

Thanks four4me, much obliged.

These peckerwoods round here ain't got nary one a them ther boxes else ways Ida letcha no

Reply #136

tiggs95 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:28:49 GMT

Oh your back huh...

Reply #135

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:27:32 GMT

Thanks LOTTOMIKE, glad to be back

Reply #134

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:18:28 GMT

Well thank you, lil' darlin'.

Wimmins from Margaritaville all the time be puttin' a smile on my face too.

Nibblin on sponge cake

Watchin the sun bake

All of those tourists covered with oil

Strummin my six-string

On my front porch swing

Smell those shrimp they're beginnin to boil

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

But I know it's nobodys fault

I don't know the... [ More ]

Reply #133

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:44:11 GMT

Thanks pcurtis!

We need to have a lot of us Tennesseans here to balance out all them crazy people from way up north in Kentucky.

They all half-nuts up there. Hell, that's where tiggs is from, think about it.

If brains was leather, that whole dam state couldn't saddle a June Bug.

Reply #132

jarasan — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:33:09 GMT

Dang I had an X MIL that snawred so lawd the paint would peel offa the walls when she was a dreamin', and sure nuff it was hereditarry.

Reply #131

rdgrnr — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:29:26 GMT

I had to lop off the beard dr.

Things was gittin tense around here.

I think I mighta drug it across the gravy on Sugarbritch's biscuits one too many times when I was reachin fer the ketchup.

I got a notion to grow it back though. Heard tell I look like a dam yankee. Ain't much worse'n that

Reply #130

PERDUE — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:45:05 GMT

I am only gonna say this once.......

Do it again and I will kill ya, have you stuffed, and prominently posed either in the Smithsonian or on the White House Lawn, dressed in the most ugliest pink polyester suit with hideous purple platform shoes holding a sign that says Make Love Not War.

And there will be no making another one that looks or acts just like ya .......

Oh, by the way...............

WELCOME BACK U WERE TRULY MISSED.

Reply #129

four4me — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:38:49 GMT

well i'm here to wish you well but you sob you mean to say theres no peck in the woods wit one of them thar boxes you coulda used to let us know what in tarnation was going on.

ya had me mosing bout in them thar bituaries for you sorry as- even asked Todd to contact you, you has us all worried sumpin fierce i was bout to send out them hounds to rout your behind, Good dam thing you happened round... next time give us a holler iffin your going to wander off... like at

Welcome back you... [ More ]

Reply #128

LOTTOMIKE — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 06:03:06 GMT

howdy rdgrnr and welcome back

Reply #127

Piaceri — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:49:05 GMT

Well this just makes my day. I can't wipe this smile from my face. Welcome back rdgrnr. I read more than I post, but I've missed your entertaining posts, mostly cuz they say what I'm thinkin'.

Reply #126

jrosina — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:02:28 GMT

rd... LoL...Now that's jumpy!!!! Only you could defined my nervous, condition so colorfully...my rd!!!! Sooo glaaaaaaad to be speaking to you once again

Reply #125

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 23:13:49 GMT

Thanks CutlassBob, Jorli D, TigerAngel, pepper1, Rick G, DEE88, hearsetrax, dr65 and pcurtis.

I really appreciate it.

It's good to be around friendly people again now that my mother in law is gone. She's a mean, strait razor totin' woman.

She's big too. It takes 5 dogs to bark at 'er.

She commenced to smile one time and I saw her teeth. They looked like a rake.

And they big old buck teeth too. She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

Thank God and Greyhound she's g... [ More ]

Reply #124

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:21:16 GMT

Watch it Raven, I can guess people's ages by the songs they quote.

And I'm pretty sure that one ain't by Justin Bieber.

Reply #123

pcurtis — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:14:55 GMT

Welcome back ridge! LP not the same without you.

Reply #122

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:06:20 GMT

Hold it right there, Pilgrim.

Thanks CARBOB.

Reply #121

dr65 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:02:31 GMT

rdgrnr I hope you've been keeping the beard in order.

Oh and tiggs, I think he had a little fit and up and left. I hope he can get over it and come back soon.

You two are a classic comedy team.

Reply #120

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:01:17 GMT

Thank you sully, you're a sweetheart.

Reply #119

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:48:27 GMT

Thanks goose.

I don't know if I'd blow it all that fast if I won it - maybe.

But the good times a bunch of us would have would be legendary.

Reply #118

hearsetrax — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:37:11 GMT

Glad to have ya back rdgrnr

Reply #117

Dee88 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:14:58 GMT

Now that your back rdgrnr safe and sound..(I don't know about the sound part..but..)...speaking of the devil.....where is TIGGS...?.....we can't have one without the other one.......I hope he is alright...I know he was concerned about you rdgrnr...come out...come out...wherever you are tiggs...rdgrnr is back....

Reply #116

Empress-N — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:27:19 GMT

lol...lol...lol...Lucky Cat...lol...lol...lol

Reply #115

Rick G — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:14:14 GMT

Good to see you're back, ridge. At our age it's tough to remember where we put the computer.

Reply #114

hoping2winbig — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:13:50 GMT

yuk

Reply #113

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:01:15 GMT

Thanks TTL.

No thanks, I don't need a new computer but I wouldn't turn down a few cases of Jack!

I need something real bad.

After eatin' my mother in law's cooking for a week I've been licking the cat's ass to get the taste out of my mouth.

Love you too, lil darlin.

Reply #112

hoping2winbig — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:56:37 GMT

rdg your a

Reply #111

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:50:01 GMT

Thanks Harve$t Moon.

I'll be talkin' atcha real regular now.

I just got back from a pleasure trip.

I took my mother in law to the airport.

Reply #110

pepper1 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:46:57 GMT

Welcome back everyday when I came to LP i always looked to see had you return, are if

someone had heard from you. Nice to know that you were alright

Reply #109

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:35:12 GMT

Thanks hoping2winbig.

Glad to be here.

Or as tiggs might say, at my age I'm glad to be anywhere

Reply #108

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:20:46 GMT

Thanks Rosie.

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you so nervous.

Sounds like you were so jumpy you could've threaded a needle on a sewing machine - while it was running.

Reply #107

TigerAngel — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:08:59 GMT

Welcome back, glad you made it

Reply #106

Jorli D — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:23:42 GMT

Welcome Back

Reply #105

CutlassBob — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:01:29 GMT

WoooHooo From the backwoods of Tennessee it's the famous Rdgrnr.

Welcome back Sir.

Cutla$$Bob

Reply #104

marcie — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:50:53 GMT

LOL

Reply #103

Raven62 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:53:52 GMT

Lottery Post is like Hotel California

Such a lovely place to be

You can checkout any time you like

But you can Never Leave

Reply #102

CARBOB — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:12:17 GMT

That just might be my favorite Duke', movie. Welcome home

Reply #101

sully16 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:30:25 GMT

Ridge,

Friendship isn't a big thing,

It's a million little things.

anomymous

So glad to call you my friend.

Reply #100

savagegoose — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:57:36 GMT

and there i was thinking you had won the jackpot. .. but then it wouldnt have taken half that long for you to blow it all.

welcome back.

Reply #99

TnTicketlosers — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 06:27:26 GMT

I'm glad to see you ,Been watching the post and when I seen you were back I was so happy....Do we all need to pitch in and buy you a new computer? If so let us know.....thats what familys for,,,Love ya..

Reply #98

Harve$t Moon — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:38:34 GMT

Nice to see you rdgrnr!

Welcome back! Glad that you are okay!

Things were quiet around here, while you

were away, so you didn't miss much!

Now things will pick up again, for sure

Reply #97

hoping2winbig — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:37:01 GMT

Hey there rdg, Good to see you're back with the rest of us here in twilight zone sure did miss you and you're banter . Hope you are doing ok , here's a group hugger for ya ! and a brewski on me LOL

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY He's back

Reply #96

jrosina — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:22:00 GMT

rd, on December 10th I placed an All out search for you! in the Post and no one had a clue as to where or what happened to you know it's as if

you never was away!! I am so Joyful you are Back!!! Yes! Welcome Back Rd! Now Where in %^$@%%X+_^^%$#####@ Where you!!!!

And don't do that again

Reply #95

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:07:15 GMT

Thanks rcb but please don't use the word clever in close proximity to the word tiggs.

It could cause some kind of cataclysmic paradox that could open the portals to Hell or even Kentucky if my calculations are right.

Reply #94

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:01:44 GMT

That's right tc.

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

Reply #93

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:56:34 GMT

Basil Hayden?

Whoa, I had to Bing that one

Reply #92

rcbbuckeye — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:52:44 GMT

Welcome back. I sure missed your clever posts.

Now we need to get tiggs back here.

Reply #91

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:51:07 GMT

Thanks for the welcome back sully, EmpressN, MADDOG, DEE88, dbello, petergrfn, JAP69 and jarasan.

I appreciate it. I missed you guys.

Reply #90

truecritic — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:36:25 GMT

rdgrnr:

No matter how hard you try, you can't leave LP! It's like the Twilight Zone

Reply #89

jarasan — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:23:47 GMT

I'm bustin' out the Basil Hayden and then the Kentucky Spirit

Reply #88

MADDOG10 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:08:23 GMT

Ditto to that Jap.

Make that a shot of JacK or Turkey , hold the bide...

Reply #87

jarasan — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:05:14 GMT

Welcome back

Reply #86

MADDOG10 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:05:07 GMT

You've got that right Empress-N, a master card moment at that...

Reply #85

JAP69 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:59:51 GMT

Heres a toast for you rdgrnr

Reply #84

Empress-N — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:53:07 GMT

No appologies need Maddog10, I would never hold it against you, no hooey for me....lol....the surprise was truly priceless.

Reply #83

petergrfn — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:52:09 GMT

Glad your back rdgrnr...Place wasn't the same without ya!....Hope you were just realxing and drinking some good whiskey.......

Reply #82

dbello — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:51:43 GMT

Welcome back Rdgrnr, I've missed your posts too

Reply #81

MADDOG10 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:47:33 GMT

What the hay Rdgrnr,

These so called people don't realize that daisies don't grow with Jack fermenting from the ground... Only purple Iris's with Jack can get it in their roots...!

Yes sir jack sure can make them puppies grow...

Reply #80

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:34:47 GMT

Thanks dr, I think you were missing the last time I was here so welcome back to you too!

Thanks also to all the nice people expressing kind words in this thread and in PM's. That meant a lot to me. I appreciate it and I won't forget it.

And to the two people who would prefer that I was pushing up daisies... well... I think maybe they're just frustrated about the collapse of the whole hopey changey thingy. Self-reliance can be a daunting prospect for some people. Very scary indeed. I wish t... [ More ]

Reply #79

Dee88 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:21:27 GMT

Welcome back ridge.....you sure did give us all a good scare...but it sure is nice to see you back on LP......Welcome back......Glad everything is good with you....

Reply #78

dr65 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:08:14 GMT

WELCOME BACK RDGRNR!!!!

I didn't win the number tonight

but this is a whole lot better!!

GOOD TO SEE YOU

Reply #77

rdgrnr — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:54:17 GMT

John Fain: Who are you?

Big Jake: Jacob McCandles.

John Fain: I thought you was dead.

Big Jake: Not hardly.

Reply #76

MADDOG10 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:32:28 GMT

Sorry to have doubted you EmpressN , but not seeing a post by him and then you posting welcome back , I thought maybe you've been drinking that hooey in the bottle..! He just PM'd me and told me what had happened.

Ha, Ha, thanks...

Reply #75

sully16 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:28:56 GMT

Welcome back, you have been missed.

Reply #74

Empress-N — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:15:46 GMT

You better believe it Coin Toss....Honestly he PM'ed me today....

Reply #73

Coin Toss — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:14:29 GMT

MADDOG10,

Read the first line of Empress-N's sig, the one in red.

I thiink she's willing rdgrnr back. Hopefully she will.

Reply #72

Empress-N — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:12:48 GMT

He's fine Maddog10, I just got a PM from him today, he's been having issues with his PC. He's missing his LP Family so hopefully he will be back in full force in no time.

Reply #71

MADDOG10 — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:02:03 GMT

WHAT

Reply #70

Empress-N — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 22:44:41 GMT

Welcome back Rdgrnr, you were trully missed.