Bumper Stickers for Lottery Players

Reply #53

taxijohn — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:27:32 GMT

My state Government is as

unpredictable as the lottery

Reply #52

taxijohn — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:26:18 GMT

I'd rather nail a number

than bang my wife

Reply #51

Gleno — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:05:10 GMT

Lottery player driving: Beware I may take your plate number down to play.

Reply #50

ArtVandalay — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:40:08 GMT

My kid isn't an honor student, but he did pick my winning lottery numbers.

Reply #49

CajunWin4 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 02:33:52 GMT

My sticker would say OPM... Other Peoples Money ...

Reply #48

sully16 — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 14:05:24 GMT

My other car is full of losing tickets also.

Reply #47

Coin Toss — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 07:14:31 GMT

121

I PLAY PALINDROMES

1221

Reply #46

marcie — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:17:18 GMT

My Bumper Sticker would say (Play the Lottery get the Money you might win

Reply #45

Coin Toss — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:14:22 GMT

Lonely nights, lonely days

What would I do without my numbers!

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Can't hit the lotto

Think I'll just go get blotto

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The Chicago Cubs aren't the only ones who are cursed

Reply #44

BaristaExpress — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:43:56 GMT

Attention lottery players:

Annuities are for those with no numerical analysis capabilities

Reply #43

ameriken — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:11:39 GMT

People who win the lottery 'outnumber' the people who don't

Reply #42

Rick G — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 19:47:26 GMT

Lottery winner on board...in the trunk

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Do not follow - this vehicle chases rainbows

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(best to be used on old car)

I won Powerball...and this is all I have left

Reply #41

Instyle — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 19:28:35 GMT

NOW THAT'S FUNNY

Reply #40

Coin Toss — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 01:11:22 GMT

I've scratched so many instant tickets my primary care doctor thought she'd discovered a new rash

Reply #39

MADDOG10 — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:42:40 GMT

I pick for the Thrill of Victory

not for the Agony of Defeat ..

Whats your poison? .

Reply #38

sully16 — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:30:40 GMT

now those are good..

Reply #37

Coin Toss — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:24:05 GMT

My set of numbers are honor students at Lotterypodst.com!

******

I brake for stores that sell winning nnumbers.

******

Don't blame me, I voted for QP.

Reply #36

sully16 — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:36:16 GMT

tickets on board

Reply #35

Coin Toss — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 05:56:18 GMT

Fistful of Tickets....

For a Few Tickets More

Reply #34

ca-dreamin* — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 04:21:24 GMT

Follow me........to LOTTERYPOST.COM

Reply #33

sully16 — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:23:00 GMT

Thats where my Husband keeps them, that idea did not appear out of thin air. LOL

Reply #32

Instyle — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:14:10 GMT

Now Sully16

Driver has no cash, just a bunch of losing tickets.

that is halarious!

Once i opened my car door and a million lossing tickets fell in the parking lot! from my side pocket door. I don't know why i keep them, but reading

that I had to laugh.

Reply #31

sully16 — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:44:30 GMT

Lottery players do it with digits

Reply #30

Coin Toss — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:52:51 GMT

Off by one, always.

Reply #29

psykomo — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 04:13:34 GMT

WOWQP honk if U pass (on D STRIP

Reply #28

joker17 — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:57:49 GMT

It's Bush's fault I haven't won the lottery yet...

Reply #27

JAP69 — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:31:20 GMT

#1 I pick my number @ lotterypost.com

#2 If in doubt play your tag (plate) number

Reply #26

visiondude — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:31:19 GMT

if i had $1 for everytime someone says they can beat the lottery,

i wouldn't have to buy a lottery ticket

Reply #25

Coin Toss — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:25:56 GMT

Pick 3 and 4 players don't get to retire

But people selling systems 'guaranteed' to beat those games do

Reply #24

ameriken — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:26:20 GMT

(Bumper sticker with the image of a couple of numbered ping pong balls)

Got balls?

Play with yours in the lottery.

Reply #23

Coin Toss — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:14:32 GMT

If you doubt the existence of the Lottery Faerie

She will never come visit you

Reply #22

savagegoose — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:51:46 GMT

lotto winners, people who are bad at math.

Reply #21

sully16 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:25:48 GMT

Honk if you played it str8.

Reply #20

loonasee2 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:58:19 GMT

Just one more;

BACKOFF TURBO I HAVEN'T WON YET TODAY

Reply #19

Coin Toss — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:24:30 GMT

One of by land

Two if by sea

Millions if it's a jackpot

Paid right to me

Reply #18

loonasee2 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:31:15 GMT

Born on a mountain,raised in a cave,picking numbers is all I crave !

GOT NUMBERS ?

Quit following me so close , trying to read your plate number

Reply #17

CutlassBob — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:50:42 GMT

I brake for Lottery Tickets.

OK, who stopped payment on my annuity check

Reply #16

CutlassBob — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:43:51 GMT

I like that one also, gonna have to get me one or two.

Reply #15

sully16 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:39:34 GMT

Trip Alert !

I brake for small clerks.

Driver has no cash, just a bunch of losing tickets.

Reply #14

Litebets27 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 01:13:39 GMT

Got a number?

I'm play it.

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I play travelers

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50/50

and I don't mean chance.

Reply #13

ca-dreamin* — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:48:58 GMT

My Quick Pick is better than your Quick Pick

Reply #12

Todd — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:05:01 GMT

I like this one.

Reply #11

ca-dreamin* — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:59:50 GMT

LOL good one! Ha one of the employes at my old PO had a bumper sticker that read Back Off I'm a Postal Worker.

Ok I gotta think of some

Reply #10

Coin Toss — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 22:41:57 GMT

ameriken,

A couple of good ones!

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Custer picked his own numbers.....

at the Little Big Horn!

(parody of Las Vegas dice call, Custer was a Don't Bettor

Reply #9

ameriken — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:55:22 GMT

Don't like my driving?

Go luck yourself. -LOTTO

Reply #8

Play-girl — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:52:41 GMT

U Can Tell By The Car That I Drive, That I'm A Winner

Reply #7

CutlassBob — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:35:28 GMT

I may not know what numbers i'm playing..

but i'm in front of you.

Reply #6

ameriken — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:30:47 GMT

Hey babe, will you go to bet with me?

-LOTTO

Reply #5

CutlassBob — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:23:29 GMT

My 4 Digit beat up your 3 Digit.

Reply #4

marcie — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:21:22 GMT

@ Tiggs!! here one (Let the numbers hit you

Reply #3

tiggs95 — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 15:56:30 GMT

LOTTO LOSER BACKOFF

Reply #2

sully16 — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:02:42 GMT

It's my number.

Be a winner fill out your bet slip.

Reply #1

djklaugh — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 08:45:24 GMT

Lottery players do it by the numbers

If you want to win, you've got to buy a ticket

I MM and PB

Get out of my way! I'm headed for the lottery office

Bumper Stickers for Lottery Players

Coin Toss — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 07:17:08 GMT

Make up some bumper stickers for lottery players.

Pick winning numnbers?

I can't pick my nose.

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Lotto...it's not fixed

It doesn't have to be

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Lottery.......The fun way.....

to pay a voluntary tax.

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One winner

C'mon, just one winner

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Pick 3 players don't get to retire