Just for fun: Create tabloid headlines re: record jackpot

Reply #35

HiFi — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:16:27 GMT

dog eats winning lottery ticket

Reply #34

mrcoco5 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:01:44 GMT

Winner miss out on claming jackpot

The winner of the record winning jackpot was a day late claming their jackpot.when asked why they were late they responded that

I call the lottery office here's what happen

If you speak english press 1

If you are calling about claming a prize press 2

If your calling for direction to the lottery office press 3

ok please hold customer service will be right with you

Reply #33

Coin Toss — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:25:16 GMT

Women claims to be Maryland MM winner, whether she is or not McDonad's workers sue her for blowing remaining anonymous in Maryland.

Reply #32

Nikkicute — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:28:17 GMT

lol Sounds like a movie of the week on the Lifetime Network

Reply #31

sully16 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:56:30 GMT

Airline pilot leaves wife for stewardess, ex-wife win mega-millions, airline pilot gets cancer, stewardess leaves, ex-wife eventually puts ashes of pilot under the stairs in the basement.

Reply #30

Nikkicute — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:14:26 GMT

bump!

Anymore funnies

Reply #29

Nikkicute — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 03:10:17 GMT

Mega Millions jackpot winner dies of starvation after food stamps cancelled

Reply #28

savagegoose — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 02:49:44 GMT

lotto winner great i can finally quit my job, now wheres the nearest welfare office

Reply #27

CDanaT — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:04:31 GMT

Mega Millions Jackpot winner comes into Lotto Headquarters wearing a MELLO YELLOW T-shirt, Jockstrap and red Converse hi top sneakers . Then states, there's no reason why I cant still collect food stamps

Reply #26

Coin Toss — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:41:08 GMT

Michelle tired of flying Air Force One, Obama asks jackpot winner to buy him provate jet and finance family around the world trip.

Reply #25

mcginnin56 — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:24:39 GMT

After cashing in her record $656 million Mega Millions ticket, young woman invested the entire windfall into a get rich scheme and lost everything.

When asked if she had any regrets, she replied hell no! Easy come...easy go.

Reply #24

mcginnin56 — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:11:23 GMT

Suicidal man had won the largest Mega Millions lottery in history. He wasn't notified until after jumping off the top floor of Empire State building.

His lost comment before hitting the concrete sidewalk was, oh sh*t

Reply #23

mcginnin56 — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:06:38 GMT

Mega Millions biggest lottery won by dog, requested he be paid in bones and Frisbees.

Reply #22

mcginnin56 — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:01:04 GMT

Considering our crappy economy, this could actually happen in the very near future. Can never have enough buttons I always say

Reply #21

haymaker — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:52:39 GMT

editor's note oboma's chief of staff lives near milford maryland.

Reply #20

GYM RICE — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 05:32:44 GMT

Maryland man wins lotto and says he's buying the Baltimore Orioles.

Reply #19

savagegoose — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 01:52:39 GMT

luckiest winner in world drove 200 miles to buy a ticket, then realised he forgot wallet.

after going home and back, he left leaving ticket on counter.

Reply #18

GiveFive — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:55:36 GMT

NYC SCREWBALL WINS MEGA!

Buys Bridge in Brooklyn

Reply #17

LottoGuyBC — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:39:22 GMT

The Rich gets Richer. Record Jackpot won by Billionaire

Reply #16

JADELottery — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:34:05 GMT

Congress Pool wins Mega Millions, immediately votes to pass tax break on Lottery Winnings.

Reply #15

Astekblue — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 23:42:43 GMT

Large Mega Million Jackpot Won By Congress...........But They Loose It All ( Through Mismanagement )

Later Headlines :

( When Questioned About It Later........They Couldnt Agree On Why Or How They Really Lost It )

( Then They Appointed A Special Committee........But Even They Couldnt Agree On How They Lost It All )

( It Was Discovered Later.........That It Was All Given Away Too Lobbyist

Reply #14

Astekblue — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 23:39:19 GMT

All Of Those Posts Above Were Really Funny

Reply #13

Astekblue — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 23:10:55 GMT

Reply #12

haymaker — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:58:14 GMT

oboma's chief of staff wins MM,uses $ to pay off Mitt,Newt Rick to dropout,

Ron paul tells em, stick where the sun don't shine i'am 76

LOL

Reply #11

dk1421 — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:50:59 GMT

Congress wins MM in pool; claims anonymously.

Reply #10

Win$500Quick — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:24:41 GMT

Florida resident made off with money like Bernie or Florida resident hijacks the $640 million jackpot.

I drove to Georgia to buy tickets because we don't have Mega Millions.

Reply #9

JADELottery — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:36:07 GMT

Con-Man Scams Himself out of Lottery Winnings.

Reply #8

lottogenie — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:28:17 GMT

man quits job loses ticket... ex boss finds ticket becomes rich...

Reply #7

KY Floyd — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:20:28 GMT

Shady Lawyer Representing Group From Belize Refuses to Identify Ticket Owner, Waives Prize.

Reply #6

JADELottery — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:15:39 GMT

Guy vomits in terror on a bet after eating the winning lottery ticket.

Reply #5

timmer — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:09:52 GMT

MM Winner forecloses on White House!

Proclaims, 'Poetic Justice!'.

Reply #4

maximumfun — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:09:22 GMT

LOLOL

Reply #3

timmer — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:07:53 GMT

1 day before ticket expires, person wins in Michigan steps forward to claim jackpot. Had to save money for gas!

Says, 'Thanks BHO!'.

Reply #2

JADELottery — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:00:48 GMT

Government out of cash, Jackpot winner paid in Buttons.

Reply #1

maximumfun — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:55:41 GMT

Someone from Illinois wins. Chicago millionaire drinks away his ticket: As 'bond' for his drinking tab, one young buck put up his WINNING-unsigned ticket up as collateral' - now claims cannot remember which bar he was at.

Just for fun: Create tabloid headlines re: record jackpot

Coin Toss — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:50:34 GMT

Just for fun let's make up some tabloid headlines regarding this record jackpot.

Here's a couple:

All combinations played, still no winner.

Someone from Nevada wins jackpot, says they are from Area 51 and vanishes in the middle of press conference