you might be addicted to the lottery if ?

Reply #56

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:40:47 GMT

Hey! Now that's an odd one.... a certifiable phenomenon

Reply #55

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:31:58 GMT

But - they look so pretty in those golden frames

Reply #54

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:29:54 GMT

looks like i struck a nerve with this post,,i might just have to take this on the ,road

can i use yalls jokes..ill open up for foxworthy....lol

Reply #53

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:27:48 GMT

You mean... there's something unusual about that

Reply #52

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:25:09 GMT

Hey, I tried! They wouldn't take me cos my middle name wasn't spelled out on my driver's license!!!

grrrr.

But it's kind of funny, this girl I work with who is truly addicted to the lottery, poor thing, came up with the plasma idea

Reply #51

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:21:57 GMT

Ha! I throw mine away so NO ONE WILL KNOW.... including myself

Reply #50

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:20:43 GMT

Uh-oh......

Reply #49

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:17:19 GMT

you might be addicted to the lottery if you catch yourself wheeling telephone numbers

while looking for dominoes pizza in the phone book..

lets see its 59 7- 598 59 899 lol

Reply #48

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:14:58 GMT

lol i like that. :) very creative.

Reply #47

tntea — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:01:07 GMT

Trying to find pick three numbers in your bowl of Campbell's Alphabet Soup

Reply #46

haymaker — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:49:25 GMT

NBD I'll find it.

i'm watching real estate, gonna come back sometime,

its cyclical, down now,= buy time.

Reply #45

LucyMontgomery — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:07:33 GMT

oh idk

im not allowed to link, im surprised it went through actually. its just a massive US real estate site. ive wasted so much time surfing that place lol lookig up all the properties i would buy one day :p

Reply #44

haymaker — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:03:08 GMT

i never looked at trulia is that somthing like cribs

Reply #43

Coin Toss — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:02:09 GMT

Excellent, maximumfun.

Another:

Even when you find a blank playslip other than at the lotto counter you can't not fill it out.

Books you haven't read for awhile all have playslips or tickets for bookmarks.

Reply #42

LucyMontgomery — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:39:12 GMT

LMAO! This is meeeeeeee smh! Trulia has ruined my life hahah

Reply #41

THRIFTY — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:30:03 GMT

YOU DO NOT USE A LOTTERY STOP LOSS LIMIT.

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY.

Reply #40

mcginnin56 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:02:16 GMT

I like that one, I'll start using that gift idea right away. (really a gift to your self.

Reply #39

mcginnin56 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:57:25 GMT

Not the jackpot winning tickets

Reply #38

lottogenie — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:21:18 GMT

if you have 97 cents and your begging the cashier to let you borrow the other 3 cents

to purchase another ticket...you might be addicted to the lottery..

Reply #37

lottogenie — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:17:57 GMT

if your sitting on the toilet figuring up your next great lottery system you might be addicted to the lottery

Reply #36

lottogenie — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:16:48 GMT

if you open your wallet show pictures of your two kids your wife and your lottery ticket

you might be addicted to the lottery

Reply #35

lottogenie — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:15:21 GMT

if you frame your lottery tickets you might be addicted to the lottery

Reply #34

WesternRedDoug — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:19:07 GMT

That night at the bar when your friends were just making conversation and said, what would you do if you won the lottery? , you got a funny vibe that your answer was a bit long and more prepared than anyone expected it to be.

Reply #33

maximumfun — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:23:05 GMT

You wake up thinking you are filling out a play slip only to find your blanket covered with numbers and filled in numbers...

Reply #32

RedStang — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:18:02 GMT

You can start your woodstove with non-winners.

Reply #31

New York — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:35:59 GMT

You buy scratches to smell the aroma of he scratch material.

Reply #30

LottoGuyBC — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:34:16 GMT

LOL no cash in the wallet

Reply #29

lottogenie — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:17:59 GMT

if your digging in gas station trash cans for lottery tickets ya might be addicted..

Reply #28

New York — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:08:28 GMT

When you go to the chinese store and buy 100 fortune cookies, betting those numbers on the fortune cokies to hopefully win.

When you go on the tain and hold a sign up saying will work for nubers

When you go to a parking lot and play all the numbers from the lisence plate.

LOL Dana, her's is funny xD

Reply #27

lottogenie — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:03:59 GMT

do i like sully16 s answer that would be a 1 = yes

Reply #26

sully16 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:50:26 GMT

You answer a simple yes or no question with a number.

Reply #25

mrsinful — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:45:30 GMT

I meant to rate this as 5 stars

and accidentally rated it 4 can i fix that or

would Todd have to

Reply #24

ttech10 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:42:54 GMT

Spring cleaning involves going through piles of old lottery tickets to make sure there weren't any winners.

Reply #23

mrsinful — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:42:38 GMT

You borrow money from your bookie

when the new scratchers come out

so you can buy five books.

Reply #22

hearsetrax — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:10:13 GMT

U got me thar ....... but then I like window shoping online @ various pricey shops too

Reply #21

Masone — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:30:09 GMT

If you can remember the numbers of the past 10 drawings by heart.

Reply #20

savagegoose — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 07:09:48 GMT

the scary thing is i qualify for a few of thesse

Reply #19

CajunWin4 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:42:42 GMT

If you have several blankets made out of your Old Tickets !!!! Your birds cage liner is old tickets . You have several old shoe boxes full of old tickets .

Reply #18

WesternRedDoug — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:32:10 GMT

At any given moment, you could recite the current lump sum jackpot with federal and state taxes taken out for Mega Millions, Powerball and you state's lotto game.

Reply #17

WesternRedDoug — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:18:57 GMT

Your co-workers can't believe all those projects you are working on require you to have Excel open all the time.

Reply #16

lottogenie — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:01:48 GMT

if you sell plasma to buy lottery tickets you might be addicted to the lottery

Reply #15

BlueDuck — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:43:09 GMT

Your neighbors use your old tickets for packing material.

Reply #14

Texas MadMan — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:42:29 GMT

Your wallet is filled with various pieces of paper (napkins, receipts, stickys, etc.) with lotto combos written on them.

Reply #13

Masone — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:09:30 GMT

If you spend hours looking at mansions online that you can't afford because you just know you're going to win the lottery.

Reply #12

CDanaT — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:22:06 GMT

....If you give your kids/friends and relatives lotto tickets for birthdays and Christmas and sign your name on the back.

Reply #11

Lucky Loser — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:58:16 GMT

...every time you match 3 or 4 numbers, you spend more the next time to match more numbers and end up matching less numbers, or none, for more money spent. Then, you repeat the process again several times over.

L.L.

Reply #10

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:51:17 GMT

If your spending more than $1000 a day on scratchers.

Reply #9

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:47:12 GMT

If you started selling phony lotto systems on LP to cover your lousy personal picks for the last month.

Reply #8

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:43:00 GMT

If you sold your vote for Obama to the Dem's for $1000 to cover last nites losses from MM.

Reply #7

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:40:33 GMT

If you held yourself up.

Reply #6

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:38:24 GMT

Start selling your food stamps for QP's.

Reply #5

haymaker — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:36:46 GMT

if you sold your last win, where you took the annuity,

to j.g. wentworth,just to buy more tix for this last MM fever,

then you might be addicted.

Reply #4

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:35:27 GMT

If you find yourself robbing more than three banks a week.

Reply #3

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:31:58 GMT

If you sell one of your lungs and kidney to finance this months heavy betting on the Powerball.

Reply #2

haymaker — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:26:42 GMT

if you run your family's pool,

and you come home and find your bathroom wallpapered w/ losers,

then yea, you might be addicted.

credits to maximumfun and Jeff Foxworthy of course.

Reply #1

mcginnin56 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:25:22 GMT

If you outside that favorite convenience store until it opened in the morning, to get your $500 roll of scratchers from money you stole

from your kids savings fund.

you might be addicted to the lottery if ?

lottogenie — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:16:16 GMT

reply with your own punchline. get creative.