You Know Your Poor When ?

Reply #38

mcginnin56 — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:50:38 GMT

That's a nice gesture dr, guess I wouldn't have looked at it that way because of health concerns. Next time I see someone like that, I'll buy

them a pack of Marlboro's. Put a smile on their face, if only for a few hours.

Reply #37

lottogenie — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:31:34 GMT

you know your poor when you use a trashliner for a shower curtain,,,

Reply #36

sully16 — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:13:57 GMT

You know your poor when, you use Mcdonalds ketchup packs to make soup.

You know your poor when you can't change the newspaper covering the windows.

Reply #35

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:03:26 GMT

You know your poor when all the dogs won't dig around in your trash anymore.

You know your really poor when you start setting game traps to catch the neigh-

bothood pets.

RL

Reply #34

dr65 — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:44:29 GMT

Poor comes in many varieties. This guy was poor and doing something about it. Didn't sound like he was asking for handouts, you got by alright...a little sick but still

off the hook. The guy will probably smoke til the day he dies. He would have had a fresh pack of smokes because I would have been right back in that store buying

him some fresh ones. He probably would have felt like a king for a day. Shame on people who choose to be compassion poor and ignore or are disgusted by what they c... [ More ]

Reply #33

tntea — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:09:38 GMT

We say that around here a lot.. lol

Reply #32

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:15:11 GMT

That's the general idea, and topic of this forum (Your know your poor when...

Reply #31

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:48:27 GMT

you might also be addicted to the lottery.

Reply #30

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:20:31 GMT

When the food stamps run out, your competing with Fido for the that last morsel of Gravy Train.

Reply #29

maximumfun — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:36:47 GMT

My favorite response!

You know you are poor when you can not afford... to take your posessions with you when you get evicted.

Reply #28

dallascowboyfan — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:10:35 GMT

LOL.... good one

Reply #27

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:04:25 GMT

You are actually beginning to enjoy the leftover scraps of food from that McDonald's dumpster.

Reply #26

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:59:15 GMT

Becoming desperate, you try selling your LP Platinum membership on eBay.

Reply #25

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:54:32 GMT

That is poor

Reply #24

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:52:10 GMT

After six months you finally win $5 off a $20 scratcher, and you are celebrating, posting the ticket on LP, and high-fiving anyone you meet

Reply #23

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:48:18 GMT

You have absolutely no money left, so you are walking around town sifting through all the lottery trash cans, looking for any winning scratchers.

Reply #22

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:43:36 GMT

Your signs that say I will work for Food , are not working as you planned, people are throwing you packs of Romaine noodles.

Reply #21

BuyLow — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:43:07 GMT

You know you are poor when you can't even afford a guilt trip....

Reply #20

NightStalker — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:40:47 GMT

You know your poor when you can't afford all four letters. You just plain po.

Reply #19

mcginnin56 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:37:39 GMT

The cardboard box that you now live in, is being repossessed by another bum on the skid-row you live on.

Reply #18

loonasee2 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:58:19 GMT

You know somebody is poor when you stop at a 7-11 and theres a guy with a plastic bag and the top of the smoke post off (where you throw your cigarette butts) picking out a select few of used cigarette butts.When I saw him fire one up ,I nearly puked ,...........nasty

Reply #17

JonnyBgood07 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:42:18 GMT

you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.

...you know you're poor when on christmas you don't have any tinsel...you just wait for grandpa to sneeze.

you know your poor when the rainbow in your neighborhood is in black and white.

Reply #16

ttech10 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:00:43 GMT

We've done that just because we ran out of napkins and didn't want to get out just for them.

Reply #15

savagegoose — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:18:50 GMT

even your tumors look malnourished

Reply #14

Astekblue — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:36:40 GMT

LOL

Yep................all those spokes in the wheel can get a lot of cable channels

Once in a great while........I have even got a few pay per view channels ( free )

And when they came looking around later ........they took a look at the house and drove on down the road

They seen the bicycle wheel and just thought somebody had had a bad wreck or something

Reply #13

Astekblue — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:27:42 GMT

You Know Your Poor When :

You dont have a stitch of clothes until your 6th. Birthday

Then on your 6th. Birthday........your Dad buys you a cap

So you can sit at the window and look out

You Know Your Poor When :

Motel 6 Wont Leave The Light On For You Anymore

Reply #12

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:16:58 GMT

bicycle wheel is the poor mans satalite dish. now thats funny a bicycle wheel...lol

Reply #11

Astekblue — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:09:18 GMT

Been There............Done That

Empty Bicycle Wheel Works Good Also

On a clear day..........you can get HBO

Reply #10

Coin Toss — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 04:27:55 GMT

...when you pay for your lottery tickets in coins

Reply #9

four4me — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 04:11:04 GMT

how to tell people you don't have any money... when they ask, say to them, --- mafunzalow

Reply #8

four4me — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:52:58 GMT

You know your poor when you cant afford to pay attention.

Reply #7

loonasee2 — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:23:05 GMT

Guess it's better than using napkins instead of toilet paper,lol

Reply #6

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:16:59 GMT

Ha, that's pathetic but I've been there. In fact, right now. Yesterday my son had to inform me that we were down to 1 package of Top Ramen.... so I told him, HANG ON, it's 4 days til payday!

And I have no lottery money! blehhh.

Reply #5

rdgrnr — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:16:25 GMT

You know you're poor when you can't afford an apostrophe and an e to make a contraction.

Reply #4

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:11:17 GMT

you know your poor when you cant afford the top ramen noodle,so you opt for the cheaper

variety...

Reply #3

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:10:17 GMT

you know your poor when you use a curtain rod for a television antenna..

Reply #2

GGStarlings — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:01:11 GMT

You know you're poor when: You have to make the choice of whether to buy a half a gallon of gas or 2 carefully chosen lottery tickets.

-- ME -- today.

Reply #1

tntea — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:56:28 GMT

better yet, when you use your shirt sleeve.. lol

You Know Your Poor When ?

lottogenie — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:47:34 GMT

you know your poor when you use toilet paper as napkins.