Lottery is controlled by Illuminati

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Wheeler — Sun, 06 May 2012 14:44:08 GMT

I just read underneath your Really???????? post about treating your hubby like a king reminded me of the joke where the Cooks a meal fit for a King. Hubby says, Here, King

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LottoBoner — Sun, 06 May 2012 09:36:58 GMT

as the artist 77 mentioned...the shapeshifting reptiles must have some sort of agenda...

i think the whole powerball...megamillions thing is a just a big sociological experiment....they want to see us in a frenzy...like retards...running to the border...for a nonexistent chance at a lottery windfall...

they want to see the jackpot get so big that i might try to suck the skin off your face at a chance to get a lottery ticket with Megaplier...

they want to see somebody win...and then laug... [ More ]

Reply #20

LottoBoner — Sun, 06 May 2012 09:27:52 GMT

you know i didnt believe it either...they have a different frequency for their DNA...thats how they hide...

i used to watch crazy videos on youtube ...like how Gbush Snr was a alien...

but i figured it was photo shopped or fake...

then i saw a live interview on channel 13...

his eyes were shifting...the guy was a proffessor at oxford or something...

he must have been illuminat...the way his rolex was reflecting the light off the diamonds on his gucci glasses...

Reply #19

RJOh — Sun, 06 May 2012 03:13:20 GMT

Usually when the guest goes so do their thread. I guess Todd thought the thread was worthy of saving.

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maximumfun — Sat, 05 May 2012 16:43:22 GMT

ooOOoo I choose NOW and HERE

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THRIFTY — Sat, 05 May 2012 13:19:39 GMT

So in conclusion, if you want to win any type of lottery, its just a matter of being at the right place at the right time.

Reply #16

dallascowboyfan — Sat, 05 May 2012 04:08:55 GMT

Really

Reply #15

Coin Toss — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:32:28 GMT

Good eye, JADELottery......

Also, when the post went up this was the username:

drudubb

Reply #14

maximumfun — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:32:26 GMT

roflmao - i KNEW that those folk at cumbies looked oddly familiar

Reply #13

BlueDuck — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:42:54 GMT

The Lottery People have to do something with all those computers, information received from betting slips and a buncha' smart people they employ. Rather than having them sit on their hands, betcha' they are looking at all sorts of patterns on us lottery mice. If they find patterns that seem to scam them , then bet you the nights drawing may magically change. Legally of course, not necessarily ethically.

I think it's a game of cat and mouse . Lottery players are trying to figure out ways to b... [ More ]

Reply #12

Artist77 — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:40:47 GMT

I know I always buy my lottery tickets from shape shifting reptiles. They keep asking me to join them but I don't want Gecko babies. Not that I am racist against geckos but employment opportunities for Geckos are limited to insurance commercials. And with all the signs on businesses saying no geckos need apply , it would doom their chances of supporting mom in her old age.

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maximumfun — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:30:44 GMT

Well how is that as something to read first when you have spent the better part of 2 weeks arguing with BOD's over cut-backs. I wish I had read this prior to my trip... it would have made the meetings much more interesting as I looked around and speculated over which person could possibly be doing what to whom and why - impacting layers upon layers of the onion.

Illuminati - so who thinks Tom Hanks is actually a member by this point

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rcbbuckeye — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:24:11 GMT

Thrifty rated this 5 stars.... he must be smoking the same stuff

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Lucky Loser — Thu, 03 May 2012 15:54:41 GMT

I completely agree with your very last sentence, in accordance with other factors which also contribute to a person winning. However, regarding everything prior to that sentence, I'll pay very good money for a bag of whatever you're smokin'. Has to be some stuff...

L.L.

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Stack47 — Thu, 03 May 2012 13:36:15 GMT

That's what I thought when I read topnail's reply.

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sully16 — Thu, 03 May 2012 13:00:24 GMT

WOW

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JADELottery — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:45:46 GMT

while you're in there, how about you rummage through our blogs... if you haven't already.

especially the private ones.

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JADELottery — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:29:16 GMT

What's also interesting is this topic does not show up in the Latest Posts on the main page and does not show up in the Active Topics section.

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JADELottery — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:24:46 GMT

let's see, guests can't post new topics, but this one did.

member #0.

nice hack job.

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Coin Toss — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:46:27 GMT

drudubb,

The pseudo Illuminati leaks stories like that to hide what the real Illuminati is doing.

This was the message on Illinois Lottery tickets on april 26:

Tuesday Evening Pick 4 #1414 had a 358% payout

Total payout total this week is $1,471,700.

I guess the Illuminati didn't give them the word about shutting the number out.

French Canadian Bean Soup and I've seen the fnords.

Reply #2

topnail — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:01:36 GMT

Good post my friends

i do believe there is controlled by state lottery

pick3 or pick 4 when you win is your lucky day

less people have the same number that is your money

Reply #1

LottoBoner — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:56:52 GMT

I thought the lottery was controlled by aliens??

also if you want to win more you have to use the fibbies

Lottery is controlled by Illuminati

Guest — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:48:22 GMT

Believe it or not, the lottery is very well controlled and was created to collect more money for the state and government, meaning that if the government could tax you more they would but they can not, so they created the lotto as another form of collecting. All the lotteries across the country are controlled by an organization that intelligently distributes the monetary with some type of rational (state, city, zipcode, or areacode). Lets take for instance, the Pick 3 . If 3000 tickets were sold... [ More ]