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Reply #25

marcie — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:30:37 GMT

I am retired but I want to hit the Big one!!Jackpots Mega, Powerball, P. 5 any of them I am just sharing so I can hit it..

Reply #24

RLme — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 01:32:27 GMT

RL

Is a piped Piper!!

He takes your money, have fun playing and no one wins.

I am willing to bet $100.00 that come next year 2013 September, RL has not win a 5/5 in the mega-millions.

Reply #23

Lucky Loser — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:28:02 GMT

Insanity is to keep doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.

Note: This applies whether winning or losing. I like it a lot.

L.L.

Reply #22

Litebets27 — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:22:08 GMT

LOL , I use these lines everytime I leave work and spend 2 hours in my local lottery parlor playing Ractrax and Keno. Hahahaha

Reply #21

sully16 — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:07:26 GMT

LOL, I can relate.

Reply #20

dognabit — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:02:45 GMT

More a joke, than a quote...

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars. I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry.

Mitch Hedberg

Reply #19

mcginnin56 — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 11:33:38 GMT

Winning is easy, it's just getting the right numbers.

Reply #18

Coin Toss — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 02:38:38 GMT

I play the @#$%^ * lottery because I enjoy it.

Playing @!#$%* lotto relaxes me

Reply #17

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:41:04 GMT

math at a distance

0+1=2

1+0=0

1+1=3

2+0=0

2+1=10

3+0=7

3+1=150

4+0=150

4+1=10,000

5+0=250,000

5+1=JP

My kids teacher told me to stop tutoring my kids

If you were an alien passing by would you stop.

RL

Reply #16

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:27:59 GMT

Do all jackpot winners know in advance they are going to win or is it just the few I have seen on the

TV show How the lottery changed my life

Reply #15

grwurston — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:03:47 GMT

When my lottery ship comes in, I'll probably be at the airport.

Reply #14

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:02:55 GMT

NC

good one

RL

Reply #13

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:00:16 GMT

unemployed:

I wish I had a job I could dream about quitting if I won MegaMillions

Reply #12

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:59:21 GMT

when I win the big one, I am going to start a retirement home for Dallas cowboy cheerleaders

Those poor girls are over the hill by the time they reach 22 or 23 and need a place to spend the

rest of their 20's .

.

Reply #11

grwurston — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:56:20 GMT

If I had every dollar I spent on a losing ticket, I would have won a Jackpot.

Reply #10

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:54:40 GMT

You only live once, too bad the lottery does not have such good odds

Reply #9

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:54:04 GMT

Please Lord, Let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me

Reply #8

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:50:10 GMT

The ATF should be renamed to ATFL Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Lottery. The four deadly sins

Reply #7

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:47:36 GMT

I won the Nigerian Lottery

Reply #6

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:38:55 GMT

If I had a dollar for every ticket I have ever spent on the lottery, I could buy twice as many

Reply #5

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:32:08 GMT

He who trust all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life

Reply #4

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:30:45 GMT

LOL!! I know that's right

Reply #3

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:28:29 GMT

I work so hard at picking the numbers I have to go to my normal job to get some rest

Reply #2

Nikkicute — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:25:23 GMT

If you really want something in life you have to work hard for it.

Now quiet, there about to annouce the lottery numbers .

Reply #1

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:19:25 GMT

Do not disturb, It's my dollar and my dream

RL

lottery related notable quotes

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:50:52 GMT

Hi everyone

I thought this would be fun, pun intended.

Presistence may be the golden rule but breaking even is Priceless. RLl

RL