If the tabloids covered lotteries...

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Teddi — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:34:00 GMT

You have got to be kidding me!

NOW I've heard everything.

Reply #13

dallascowboyfan — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:58:54 GMT

Lady ask a stranger what time is it the staranger replies 1:23 the lady decides to plays 123 and wins. The stranger sues her for giving her the time.

Reply #12

jimmy4164 — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:10:35 GMT

Here's one already published!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lottery-winner-an-inspiration-to-all-who-play-the,1551

Reply #11

billionaire2bee — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:04:25 GMT

Man who had heart transplant a year earlier hits the lottery jackpot and unfortunately dies from a massive heart attack

Reply #10

Coin Toss — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 06:38:13 GMT

Six different players all have the same winning raffle number.

State lottery says since this can't happen they will cancel that number as a winner and use a different one.

Reply #9

noise-gate — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 02:37:42 GMT

Rumor has it that the recent PB winner from Florida has not come forward because the winner was visiting a friend close to the Everglades to show the winning ticket, while sitting on the back porch they noticed a pair of gators in the back yard which startled them resulting in the lottery ticket being dropped and eaten by the larger gator. Police were called to the scene where a search is being conducted to kill the gator, empty the stomach contents and retrieve the ticket.

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Reply #8

duckman — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 21:23:37 GMT

Arthur Likis Travels Back in Time to Win Lottery - Unfortunately, when leaving lottery headquarters, Mr. Likis was killed crossing the street by a speeding car that ran a red light. Ironically, the driver was the young Arthur Likis. Yes, he killed himself and now the universe will implode.

Reply #7

Coin Toss — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 19:23:35 GMT

Time traveling heavy duty lottery player from 7 years in the future comes back to the present to pound jackpots, forgets journal of results from the next 7 years.

Alex Jones reports that what really happened was a lottery agent from the MUSL was also in the time travel capsule with him and kept the journal.

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sully16 — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:05:35 GMT

Isn't it funny how many people think they have exclusive rights to numbers?

Woman writes nasty letter claiming she just wants to help people, then complains when they don't share.

Man gets his numbers from can of pork and beans.

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New York — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 04:43:20 GMT

Monica Lewinsky sues Bill Clinton for playing her favorite number (1998) and not sharing the prize money. Bill Clinton then takes the prize money and invests in new ED medication. In 2016, Hilary Clinton predicts she will win the election and there will be a $1 Billion PB Jackpot. Obama still likes catfish.

- New York Tabloids

Hope I did it right, lol.

Reply #4

redhot7 — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 04:38:21 GMT

People don't need a tabloid in order to have a bizarre belief about the lottery. When it comes to game of chance, people are willing to believe in just about anything

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hearsetrax — Fri, 31 May 2013 23:48:46 GMT

and so it begins .........

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Artist77 — Fri, 31 May 2013 22:36:56 GMT

Aliens Visit Washington DC and give winning lottery numbers to Tourist from Kenosha!

Two headed Illinois calf eats with one mouth and whispers winning lottery number with other mouth!

Elvis visits Madame Wu's restautant in Kissimee and hands out Fortune cookie with winning PB numbers!

Lincoln's ghost visits security guard at the White house and says play these PB numbers tonight

Reply #1

billionaire2bee — Fri, 31 May 2013 22:29:09 GMT

I have read a tabloid story like that LOL....it said a friend of the son of the lottery player flippantly said I'll pray for you to win the jackpot ...Ironically enough the woman did win the jackpot and her son's friend sued because he said his prayer is why she won LOL

If the tabloids covered lotteries...

Coin Toss — Fri, 31 May 2013 22:24:25 GMT

Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

Make a few up.

This would be one:

JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED MY NUMBERS

A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.