Why do left-handed Americans rarely win big jackpots?

Reply #25

LottoGuyBC — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 15:08:21 GMT

Reply #24

garyo1954 — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 22:04:42 GMT

That's black male lefthanded artist midgets from Hoboken.

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billionaire2bee — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 21:44:13 GMT

LOL you and me both

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vholling — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 21:35:54 GMT

I am left handed and have won the pick 3 and pick 4 jackpots .

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savagegoose — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 12:58:50 GMT

its a sinister conspiracy.

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onlymoney — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 02:42:30 GMT

That's the least of your worries. Forget about your left hand. There's only ONE Weshar75 on LP. You're truly a minority like me. Only ONE Onlymoney

Just forget about playing at all. The lottery officials don't follow weekend warriors.

Reply #19

weshar75 — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 02:13:30 GMT

I am left handed and I would like to win powerball or megabucks tonight, Please!-weshar75

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ttech10 — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 01:48:05 GMT

This is why I fill out my slips before I go into the store. You never know who is working for the commission.

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CinCin — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 01:39:09 GMT

Yeah, I read your post. You were commenting in reference to something I said (you had it copied within your message) where I was talking about the clerks contacting Lottery HQ. Your comment was the clerks don't select the numbers ...

Oh, forget it..I'm gettin' a headache.

Reply #16

Saylorgirl — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 00:34:37 GMT

By my calculations the least likely person to win a jackpot is a black male lefthanded artist midget

Reply #15

onlymoney — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 22:42:10 GMT

Because they're not Armed with the right tools for picking winning digits.

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billionaire2bee — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 22:29:59 GMT

I did....didnt you read the post b4 you responded

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savagegoose — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 08:46:22 GMT

maybe left handers dont buy as often

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helpmewin — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 04:07:00 GMT

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CinCin — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 04:00:34 GMT

who said anthing about clerks picking the numbers

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helpmewin — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 03:42:37 GMT

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Stack47 — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 02:52:39 GMT

I read where three of last four Presidents were left-handed, but when I tried to check the overall percentage, it was unknown because before the 20th century, teachers taught the lefty's to use their right hand.

I thought about asking why skinny people rarely win jackpots, but then I couldn't remember the last time a saw a skinny person.

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Nikkicute — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 02:46:27 GMT

Why do crossed eyed Americans so rarely win the jackpot

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Wheeler — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 02:13:57 GMT

Now i know where the phrase Agony of De-feet came from.

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Artist77 — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 01:35:41 GMT

lol lol

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psykomo — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 00:48:51 GMT

CT:

(No Parody) Why do left haned Americans B so dumb ?

answer: because, D right handed in America don't know

who D left handed R DOING

D left handed R hav'n FUN w/D left

hand D Americans rearly WIN !

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Reply #4

sully16 — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 00:02:42 GMT

Freak them out, put the bet slip between your toes and foot it over.

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billionaire2bee — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 23:18:39 GMT

LOL the clerks dont pick the winning numbers....if they did then we'd be wondering why you have to be a store clerk to win the lottery LOL

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Artist77 — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 23:00:44 GMT

I am ambidextrous so they usually hide the lottery slips from me when they see me coming.

Reply #1

CinCin — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 22:53:41 GMT

I think the store clerks look to see which hand you use to fill out your lottery slips with and if you use your left hand, they notify lottery headquarters and inform them so they can make sure the numbers chosen by the lefties aren't drawn.

Why do left-handed Americans rarely win big jackpots?

Coin Toss — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 22:37:29 GMT

(Parody thread)

Why do left haned Americans so rarely win jackpots?

Depending whose statistics you read, somewhere between 10 and 13% of the population is left-handed, so where's the jackpots?

And how come it's 10 to 13% of the population that's left-handed, not 50%, it just isn't fair