Poll: Scanner message

Reply #25

dallascowboyfan — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 14:29:48 GMT

Reply #24

LottoGuyBC — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 13:07:06 GMT

Other

Reply #23

hearsetrax — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 11:11:12 GMT

now why didn't I think of that

Reply #22

JoshUK — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 00:52:40 GMT

Imagine if you scanned your ticket and it said

Jokes on you, we sold you 10 bucks worth of trash lol

Reply #21

LottoBoner — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 23:26:56 GMT

LOL!!

It is sad! Nobody wants to be a loser!

If I lose then the scanner should say,

Can you afford Graph Paper?

When I win it should say

Excel Gandalfian

Reply #20

hearsetrax — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 18:00:53 GMT

Reply #19

JoshUK — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 17:59:04 GMT

Well, other than. Sorry, Josh but you lost but since we like you so much you can have a free 100

I'll stick to WINNER OR NO WINNER

We don't have machines here anyway.

Reply #18

RedStang — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 23:12:09 GMT

Yo Mamma raised a Fool

Reply #17

noise-gate — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:57:34 GMT

OTHER - You are not a winner- this time!

Please come back, l will be waiting for you.

Reply #16

helpmewin — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:46:10 GMT

Reply #15

LottoBoner — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:41:45 GMT

When he puts other as a choice, I think he means the scanner would say something OTHER then the suggested answers of the poll.

Reply #14

helpmewin — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:38:37 GMT

Other why would the ticket scanner say other that may be confusing to some people

Reply #13

LottoBoner — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:33:34 GMT

I voted other too.

When I lose, the scanner should read limp dick

When I win it should read big BONER

Reply #12

savagegoose — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 12:06:46 GMT

id like to see Jackpot winner, voted other

Reply #11

ThemBonez — Tue, 23 Jul 2013 20:48:07 GMT

It'd be funny if it said Loser Ace Ventura style, La hoo... za her! with a toilet swooshing sound followed by it, haha.

Reply #10

chrissy16 — Tue, 23 Jul 2013 20:45:33 GMT

Did you really need to poll

Reply #9

Tatototman65 — Tue, 23 Jul 2013 20:37:59 GMT

I voted 'Sorry, not a winner.

Reply #8

HoLeeKau — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 23:24:40 GMT

Sucka Foo

Reply #7

RL-RANDOMLOGIC — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 20:37:06 GMT

To borrow a phrase from Ballad Of Hank Williams, Screwed without being kissed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWJjf2bR3U

RL

Reply #6

rdgrnr — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 20:11:04 GMT

Lo sentimos, usted es un perdedor. (Sorry, you are a loser.

Reply #5

Astekblue — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 16:16:19 GMT

Good One Hearse

Reply #4

The Hitman — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 15:22:52 GMT

Reply #3

RJOh — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 15:20:48 GMT

WINNER and NO WINNER is enough, I'm not interested in having a conversation.

Reply #2

hearsetrax — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 11:04:16 GMT

Reply #1

noise-gate — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:15:01 GMT

How about What do you think this is- Canada? or All your base are belong to us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

Poll: Scanner message

Coin Toss — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 04:40:09 GMT

What message would you like to see on the scanners in your state telling you you're not a winner when you scan your tickets. (Of course, Winner would be most desired but this is for when you're not one)

Have fun with this.