your other job

Reply #84

Artist77 — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 00:39:20 GMT

...now now.....be nice...I have a strange feeling there is more than one LP member who falls into this day job.

Reply #83

Wheeler — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 23:28:54 GMT

My friends said I was a wit. Yhey were half right

Reply #82

Wheeler — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 22:59:03 GMT

She was a baker's daughter who din'd knead the dough so she just loafed ...

Reply #81

BuyLow — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 14:40:30 GMT

No offense, just can't pass up the opportunity to share a joke. LOL

Q: Whats the difference between an Attorney and a flounder?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom dweller, the other is a fish.

Reply #80

LottoBoner — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 06:28:39 GMT

I used to work as an elevator repairman, but when the recession hit, they gave me the shaft.

Reply #79

haymaker — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:50:33 GMT

Did'nt know you could run them on grass, I rarely see them in my neck of the woods,

last time we had a big snowstorm I seen a couple running down my street, surprised anyone around here owned one.

maybe I'll see them again on 2/2/14 that's when I expect our next big snowstorm (superbowl wknd)

Or I might be in Florida that week. LOL

Reply #78

rowlettewheel — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 17:03:11 GMT

i see your from new york state , we race in ohio ny how far is that from you ?

i remember those leopord print ones ..lol...still see people riding those in the vintage class...does'nt matter what you race as long as you have fun doin it

Reply #77

luckyshoes — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 14:24:53 GMT

Attorney

Reply #76

RedStang — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 14:02:20 GMT

When i was a kid i had a Rupp 440. That thing was bad azz until i wrecked it. Also had a Arctic Cat when they use to put Leopard print seats on them.

Reply #75

kapla — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:55:49 GMT

Just saw the weather - YOU got ALOT of snow coming your way over the next couple days you might want to talk to rowlettewheel for a snowmoblie!! GL and stay safe

Reply #74

rowlettewheel — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:45:09 GMT

too funny

Reply #73

mikeintexas — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 04:18:51 GMT

I once worked on a charter fishing boat, baiting hooks. I started out as a Trainee Baiter, worked up to Apprentice Baiter...

....then decided I'd better quit before I went blind.

Reply #72

Artist77 — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 01:39:44 GMT

lol

Reply #71

Artist77 — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 01:38:25 GMT

lol

Reply #70

onlymoney — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 01:34:01 GMT

You found your calling .

Reply #69

onlymoney — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 00:48:34 GMT

Designed mazes huh? Interesting path you chose.

Reply #68

onlymoney — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 00:43:16 GMT

I was walking across my livingroom the other day and all of a sudden I walked straight into a wall. The prescription on my glasses ran out.

Reply #67

rdgrnr — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:48:46 GMT

Reply #66

mikeintexas — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:46:59 GMT

I had a childhood friend (RIP J.B.) who used to say I'm not braggin', but the day after I got circumcised, Barnum and Bailey got a new tent.

Reply #65

Coin Toss — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:44:02 GMT

I'm surprised no one has mentioned being a diesel fitter.

A guy appled for a job at a hoisery company and said he had been a diesel fitter. When the interviewer asked how he could help that company he said, Diesel fitters work quality control in pantyhose companies and as the finished product comes down the line they hold them up and say diesel fitter .

Reply #64

mikeintexas — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:43:49 GMT

I used to design mazes. There's nothing like getting lost in your work.

Reply #63

rdgrnr — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:17:52 GMT

I used to work circumsizing elephants at the zoo.

It didn't pay much but the tips were huge.

Reply #62

onlymoney — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 22:48:10 GMT

I was thinking of starting a skiing business but I heard the industry was going down hill, so I decided not to open one up.

Reply #61

KY Floyd — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 19:39:59 GMT

I'm a research technician working with radioactive isotopes. It's a job I've been doing for half my life.

Reply #60

KY Floyd — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 19:37:23 GMT

You'd have had a much better chance at success with orthopedic foot pedals.

Reply #59

schmuckatelly — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 16:25:50 GMT

Police dispatch

Reply #58

Pick4Empress — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:27:26 GMT

Dominatrix

Certified Master Herbalist CHH

Holistic Health Practictioner HHP

Reply #57

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 18:32:21 GMT

Hey Mike thanks for sharing this with me. It sounds like you have been around my friend, interesting. Those snake dens are to inviting, yuck! The road side clean up job that was intersting also, some of the things you find, LOL. Anyways be kool, have a good one

Reply #56

mikeintexas — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 18:27:52 GMT

That's a cool story! Thanks, I'll try to have a good day, but I'm in wait-and-see mode right now. Depends on how the Cowboys play... they may have other plans for me. Hope YOU have a great day, though, enough f/ both of us.

I think my home town cemetery is the only one I've seen that has a sign on the front fence: Watch Out For Rattlesnakes . The graveyard was close to a picturesque creek, just up a hill, but since the water table was so high, the ordinances said the graves only had to be... [ More ]

Reply #55

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 16:51:47 GMT

I gotta keep us smiling Astek..

Reply #54

Astekblue — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 16:46:00 GMT

Thanks Nick

But it liked to killed me LOL

I enjoyed both your posts

Reply #53

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 16:32:07 GMT

Glad you enjoyed it.

Reply #52

Astekblue — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 16:10:19 GMT

Great Thread

Interesting and FUNNY !!!!!!

One of the reasons I like LP so much

My stomach is still hurting from laughing so hard ( good job Ridge and Artist and all the others )

As for me...........I used to work for Motel 6 , until the economy got so bad , that they wouldn't leave the light on anymore

So I quit

I enjoyed reading what people's jobs were ( and are ) on here

I have had more than one over the years

Worked on a farm... [ More ]

Reply #51

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 13:16:01 GMT

LOL, I believe you. And I may add 2 things to this. I also mowed lawns in a cemetary when I was a kid. And gas was the price you quoted. But going 1 step further. About 15 years ago when my wife and I were together, we purchased a home that had a historical cemetary in the backyard. I spent a good month retoring it, resettng the tomb stones, painting the old iron fence, reseeding the lawn. It made the headlines here in Rochester including 2 TV channels did a story on me. Have a great day Mike...... [ More ]

Reply #50

mikeintexas — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 13:10:44 GMT

Actually, that's true; as a kid, I worked summers for the county, mowing the graveyard in the small town where I grew up. Two bucks/hr., that should tell you how long ago. (and gas was .28 cents/gallon, too - sometimes a lot cheaper w/ gas wars ) It definitely was a small town, with more folks in the cemetery than lived in the town.

Reply #49

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 11:49:09 GMT

Good one Mike...

Reply #48

mikeintexas — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 11:47:20 GMT

I had a very important job, with over a thousand people under me.

I worked at the cemetery.

Reply #47

Slick Nick — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 11:14:09 GMT

Trucking.

Reply #46

rowlettewheel — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:32:50 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaKbny6L40

here you go haymaker

i'm the guy starting the sled ..

Reply #45

grwurston — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:20:22 GMT

I worked for a moving van company, but it wasn't going any where.... so I moved on.

Reply #44

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:17:42 GMT

Worked in a glue factory, was a sticky situation

Reply #43

rowlettewheel — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:15:29 GMT

OMG ...YOU ARE TO FUNNY :) have'nt laughed that hard in a while ...:) thanks

Reply #42

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:12:51 GMT

I used to sell 55 gallon drums, then the bottom dropped out.

Reply #41

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:12:40 GMT

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

Reply #40

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:11:42 GMT

LOL,

I used to sell pencils, until I got erased

Reply #39

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:11:16 GMT

I worked in a bakery for a while but I got sick of the dough and went on the loaf.

Reply #38

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:10:55 GMT

lol Sully I hear that all the time from people...I want to be a writer but I cannot think of anything to write about..lol

Reply #37

MADDOG10 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:10:50 GMT

I tried my hand in motorcycle hill climbing, but I just couldn't make the Grade.

Reply #36

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:09:17 GMT

I was a writer, but was at a loss for words.

Reply #35

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:08:39 GMT

I used to be a postman until I got the sack.

Reply #34

MADDOG10 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:08:14 GMT

I once worked as an accountant, but found out the hard way it was too taxing.

Reply #33

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:07:18 GMT

I got a job as an historian once but there just wasn't any future in it.

Reply #32

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:04:43 GMT

I then worked at the bank as a teller for a while...until I starting losing interest.

Reply #31

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:03:55 GMT

Spells are easy, it's the potions that go haywire.

Reply #30

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:03:36 GMT

And don't get me started on that pool maintenance job I had.

It was just too draining.

Reply #29

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:02:24 GMT

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

Reply #28

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:02:10 GMT

hahahahahaha Artist and Ridge, thanks.

Reply #27

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:00:51 GMT

I started a job at the shoe factory but I just never seemed to fit in.

Reply #26

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:58:46 GMT

I then got a job at the National zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn t up to it.

Reply #25

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:57:58 GMT

I wanted to be a doctor but I just didn't have the patience.

Reply #24

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:56:18 GMT

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn t have the thyme.

Reply #23

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:55:09 GMT

I tried my hand at working in a deli but anyway I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard.

Reply #22

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:53:40 GMT

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn t noteworthy.

Reply #21

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:52:20 GMT

I had my own muffler shop for awhile but the work was just too exhausting.

Reply #20

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:51:52 GMT

My next job was being a maze designer. But I got fired for getting completely lost in my work.

Reply #19

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:50:32 GMT

I tried being a tailor but I just wasn't suited for it.

Reply #18

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:48:46 GMT

I just lost my job as a Psychic. I did not see that coming

Reply #17

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:48:14 GMT

I was a lumberjack for a while but I couldn't hack it so they gave me the axe.

Reply #16

Artist77 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:45:29 GMT

I used to fix toilets but had to quit since I was always looking a bit flushed.

Reply #15

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:45:11 GMT

No, but I worked at Starbucks for a while.

Until I got tired of the same old grind.

I'm thinking about trying commercial fishing.

I just hope I can live off the net income.

Reply #14

Sherita — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:40:34 GMT

Nurse

Reply #13

haymaker — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:36:16 GMT

LOL

For real, are you a writer for stand ups

Reply #12

rdgrnr — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:33:44 GMT

I used to work at a frozen orange juice company but they said I couldn't concentrate so they canned me.

Reply #11

psykomo — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:29:05 GMT

RLW:

Good POST ON D Lottery Post!!!

Well besides from being A successful lead singer CD producer

song writer owner of great bands from 1998 2 2006 D BUBBLE kan BUST!

reply 2UR other job:

PSYKO drives a truck 2 support band and mabyfrom 2013 2 NEXT year we will have a band^^!

BUTTT and their is always AAA BUTTT ND crowd 2013 EXPENSES insurence thru ROOF

Reply #10

haymaker — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:15:04 GMT

Yea, the 3 MIL is a # I came up w/ as an easy minimum cause it's how much I could earn if I work till I die so it must be enough, right ? LOL

OK sounds like both of your jobs are w/same co. keeps things interesting aye ? travel is cool also, but sounds a little too cold for me,

have'nt seen any snowmobile racing on ESPN but have't really looked for it, (mostly only watch NFL) now I will.

That racing on a figure 8 where the care are chained together is cool.

If I ever buy th... [ More ]

Reply #9

Blackie — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:15:01 GMT

Merchant Marine . Containerships mostly .

Reply #8

rowlettewheel — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:51:19 GMT

my son-inlaw is in the army just got back from the sand tour ,he is in colorado springs 13 foxtrot field unit

Reply #7

haymaker — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:47:01 GMT

Yo Cointoss,

Prescription w/shields sound like an idea before it's time, but I guess they would have to somehow be adjustable.

Likewise lawn sprinklers in Seattle, climate change ya know ? LOL

Reply #6

rowlettewheel — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:46:50 GMT

3 mil huh , sounds like a great number ... best of luck

the dealership i work at i'm a car tech 3 months a year and the other 9 i build his sleds ,it's his hobby we travel thursday threw monday threw 6 different states from new york to minnasota , we run on grass 500 ft and on ice 600 ft ...500 ft 4.24 seconds ice 4.95 seconds , as for the challenger very well built but the fuel millage is'nt why you buy it ..lol

Reply #5

cash4ninja — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:40:43 GMT

Santa Claus...

Reply #4

Coin Toss — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:38:31 GMT

Retired now, was in the Army, worked for the post office, and casinos.

Also dabbled in a few things that just didn't take off, a lawn sprinkler company in Seattle, and a company that made prescription windshields. The idea was people who wore glasses or contacts wouldn't need them to drive - and as a side benefit, prescription windshields would really cut down auto theft.

Reply #3

haymaker — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:35:42 GMT

I'm a Locksmith at a hotel-casino, I also do pinstripeing and lettering on vehicles.

Now when I clear at least 3MILS from lottery the hotel job will be history.

I did'nt know they had snowmobile racing teams but if you live in Michigan that make sense,

I'm guessing the racing team a part time gig ?

Is the Dodge Challenger a well made vehicle ?

my neighbor has one, it sure is cool looking

Reply #2

billionaire2bee — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:33:15 GMT

Cool question if people dont mind answering....I am a merchandiser

Reply #1

sully16 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:27:36 GMT

Sales associate.

your other job

rowlettewheel — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 22:29:09 GMT

well besides the lottery job/hobbie , I'm a tech for a snowmobile drag racing team and a tech at a chrysler dealership

whats your day to day job