If country musicians sang songs about the lottery...

Reply #2

rdgrnr — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 05:56:27 GMT

I done told you once now darlin'

And I ain'ta gonna tell you twice

Ya best stop blowin' my money now, Honey

On Powerball and rollin' dice

Stop playin' that MegaMillions

You better start to treatin' me nice

Before ya put my ass in the poor house, Baby

I'm gonna put y'all ass on ice.

Now you know I told yo daddy, child

And I done told yo mama too

If y'all keep playin' them numbers

Just what I'm gonna do to you

I'm gonna haul y'all down to the courthouse, gi... [ More ]

Reply #1

rdgrnr — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 05:07:10 GMT

With apologies to Hee Haw:

Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Deep dark depression

I play the lottery

If it weren't fer bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

If country musicians sang songs about the lottery...

Coin Toss — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 04:54:58 GMT

Have fun with this one. Make up titles, lines in songs, etc....

Here's one:

I though I hit the jackpot when you said 'I do'

But now that I really won one I have to say adios to you