What scanners should really say when you check a losing ticket...

Reply #16

dognabit — Fri, 15 May 2015 04:25:08 GMT

If you're a lottery winner, raise your hand ... Not so fast, you.

Ha Ha. In Nelson' voice.

Reply #15

Igamble — Fri, 15 May 2015 03:22:39 GMT

maybe say Dear Lottery post member enjoy this 5$ win ! Or 500$win....

Reply #14

noise-gate — Fri, 15 May 2015 00:12:47 GMT

You probably thought you won- didn't you?

Someone is going to win- wait your turn

Please try again- l live to serve

* On another note CT- that convenience store owner in Milpitas who claimed that a winner owed him $350,000 from a scratcher she bought is selling his store . The Ca-lottery removed their equipment week's ago. Good riddance l say.

Reply #13

ThatScaryChick — Thu, 14 May 2015 15:05:17 GMT

That is pretty much me.

Reply #12

Coin Toss — Thu, 14 May 2015 14:51:25 GMT

How about:

Congratulations. You won $5 which we know you'll put right back into our lottery

Reply #11

grwurston — Wed, 13 May 2015 23:31:35 GMT

LOSER HA-HA, LOSER HA-HA, LOSER HA-HA.

The state appreciates your donation. Please try again soon.

The sound of bells, whistles, applause. Then a voice saying. APRIL FOOLS!!!

YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!! Nah, just kidding.

When a JP ticket is checked, The opening notes from the song, Dream the Impossible Dream.

Reply #10

Wheeler — Wed, 13 May 2015 23:19:46 GMT

You won!!! No you didn't. Yes you did. (Schizo scanner). Or You won!! April Fool

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Reply #9

hearsetrax — Wed, 13 May 2015 21:17:33 GMT

this is what they ought to put on the screen

Reply #8

psykomo — Wed, 13 May 2015 19:13:13 GMT

LL:

The bestice my favorite

Another one bites D dust

Reply #7

sully16 — Wed, 13 May 2015 17:28:38 GMT

lol

Good answers everyone,

Reply #6

maringoman — Wed, 13 May 2015 17:07:29 GMT

You wish

Reply #5

music* — Wed, 13 May 2015 15:24:25 GMT

Thank You lottolaughs for a lot of laughs, LOL.

Thank You for being best friends with the Lottery commission.

Reply #4

pickone4me — Wed, 13 May 2015 14:56:47 GMT

Thanks for throwing your money away, FOOL!

Your money is being transferred to these states

Reply #3

Raven62 — Wed, 13 May 2015 14:08:53 GMT

You're a Winner! Even though you don't get a prize! We Thank You for Playing

Reply #2

destinycreation — Wed, 13 May 2015 13:22:59 GMT

Reply #1

lottolaughs — Wed, 13 May 2015 05:19:23 GMT

Another one bites the dust.

Tough Luck, Chuck!

Back To Work Tomorrow.

Sucka!

You Only Missed By 6 Numbers.

HA HA HA!

Play It Again,Sam.

You Really Won But The Clerk Will Say You Lost.

Toss In Trash On Your Way Out.

You Won $100,00,000! [system malfunction...void ticket]

Please See Cashier For Your Booby Prize.

Well...let's put it this way. You won't be on The Lottery Changed My Life This Week.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.... [ More ]

What scanners should really say when you check a losing ticket...

Coin Toss — Wed, 13 May 2015 04:32:53 GMT

In Illinois when you scan your tickets you get a message like:

Sorry Not A winner

or

Thanks For Playing Sorry Not A Winner At This Time.

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Maybe (any state) the messages should be something like this:

Sorry, Not A Winner, Thanks For Helping Our 'Education Fund