Which LP members would you split any jackpot with?

Reply #39

mikeintexas — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 02:12:00 GMT

Oh, you didn't derail the thread; I've seen some that were true train wrecks. (I've caused a few of 'em)

No, I never made her sleep in the garage, but she made ME sleep in the dog house a time or two.

Fido wasn't too bad to sleep with, but those fleas were murder

Reply #38

noise-gate — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 01:22:17 GMT

Sufficient time has passed. My two choices for a three way split are : A True American-Coin Toss.

The other ...A True Skinhead: MaximumMillion.Thought l would add a little variety to the mix.

Reply #37

realtorjim — Thu, 24 Sep 2015 02:34:09 GMT

I wouldn't split with anyone. I would just give it to momma. She would then take care of me for the rest of my life and I wouldn't have to deal with the hassles. I can see it now... I would surprise her by depositing it in her bank account, of course letting the bank tell her where it came from so she knew it wasn't a mistake. Then I would surprise visit her, knowing she never goes anywhere, anticipating her wonderful smile...

Ma, this is little Jim. What did you think of that deposit? Ma...... [ More ]

Reply #36

noise-gate — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 20:46:10 GMT

Lol....Darn Max- you just torpedoed your chances on getting on my short list for a split in the jackpot.

Reply #35

MaximumMillions — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 20:08:31 GMT

You dirty pinko commie Californian you!

There will be no sharing of any money with any of you lot.

Reply #34

noise-gate — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 18:43:36 GMT

Nothing Personal RJ - but l am thinking differently because...

Its for Entertainment Purposes ONLY. My brain may be stationary to a certain degree, but my thoughts are not. We talking Fantasy here as my thread suggested.

Reply #33

RJOh — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 18:12:36 GMT

You must think differently than most because I've never even entertained the idea of splitting any of my lottery winnings with anyone at LP.

On the other hand I've never entertained the idea of anyone at LP splitting any of their lottery winnings with me either.

Reply #32

rcbbuckeye — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 13:13:18 GMT

Did she divorce you because you made her sleep in the garage???

(Sorry to derail the thread, but this is A LOT more interesting).

Reply #31

mikeintexas — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 03:29:05 GMT

Oh, I found them out in the garage; thought it was a tent so that's why it was with the rest of the camping gear. There was one of her thongs there, too...thought it was a hammock.

To be fair, she lost over 200 lbs. of ugly fat when we got divorced - me.

Reply #30

dr65 — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 03:21:13 GMT

Since some posters expressed concerns a splitee might consider this a contract....

couldn't the definition of split be argued? Splitting doesn't necessarily mean 'in half'.

Reply #29

rcbbuckeye — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 03:02:19 GMT

Ok.

That one got my attention. I've got an old pair of my ex's undies .

Really???

Are you keeping them for old times sake or something

Reply #28

mikeintexas — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 01:15:33 GMT

If I want an elephant, I'll just steal one.

I've got an old pair of my ex's undies somewhere around here I could put it in to sneak it out of the circus.

Reply #27

KY Floyd — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 00:11:12 GMT

I just want enough money to buy an elephant.

Oh, I don't want an elephant, I just want enough money to be able to buy one.

And that's why I never give any money to guys with a cardboard sign saying Will work for Elephant money . I always know that they're really going to waste the money on something else.

Reply #26

honeybearcake — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 23:23:56 GMT

STORM

Reply #25

Teddi — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 23:06:57 GMT

Before I answer, I would like to point out that this is definitely for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!! I don't want anyone suing me for money claiming what I write here means we had a contract and that I promised to share my jackpot with you.

Reply #24

mikeintexas — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 22:40:05 GMT

I was just looking through Facebook pages posts and ran across this one on the Texas Lottery FB page:

I snipped out the names for privacy's sake (although you can see them if you follow the above link) The second black box on the first comment was a tagged name that alerted the person who made the reply/second post that she had been mentioned in a comment. Anyway....

It just struck me as a potential problem; what if the second person actually won the JP - maybe with her own... [ More ]

Reply #23

mikeintexas — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 19:18:29 GMT

Hey, I wasn't an extra, I had a significant role in that; I play a mean banjo. Too bad all they paid me with was some new boots, banjo strings and a case of moonshine. RCB was also more than an extra - he could dance a jig, so....

Better that part than Ned Beatty's: Squeal like a pig, boy

Reply #22

CDanaT — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 18:32:26 GMT

Noise.....I figure its best to help the locals first, besides.....have you seen rcb Mike ???....psssst, don't say anything but those 2 could be extras in the movie, Deliverance ...if ya know what I mean.

Reply #21

CDanaT — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 18:29:07 GMT

YOU DON'T ???? You better look in the mirror again. You're officially old-n-gray and in the way, walk with a sway and talk with a spray !!!

Seniors.....They are always the last to know and the first to forget

Reply #20

Wheeler — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 17:58:12 GMT

Thanks sully. Whenyou win I only want 1% so when big

Reply #19

riscknight — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 17:31:34 GMT

BobP Greenfox.

Reply #18

noise-gate — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 05:52:32 GMT

No crossing State lines in your choices huh CDanaT? Ok, l hear you.

Reply #17

chopperman8238 — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 05:52:18 GMT

Since none are in my Lotto Group = NONE

Reply #16

destinycreation — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 05:05:41 GMT

LOTTO LAUGHS !!!

b/c her Pick 3/4 lottery strategies were probably responsible for my winning.

Reply #15

jakesnake — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 04:15:11 GMT

what is good for the lone star state p3 game they have four drawings each day been off one digit is tough and tricky

Reply #14

garyo1954 — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 03:40:13 GMT

The last thing you want if you win the lottery is hearing aides!

No, no! Don't do it. Once you put those in, you'll never know the joy of silence. People will be asking for something 24/7.

Or take the hearing aides and don't put a battery in them. Just nod like you hear what's going on. Laugh when they do. Smile when they do. If they looked surprised, look surprised too. And give strange answers. LOL

Then excuse yourself by telling them, Hold on, me hearing aide just told me the battery... [ More ]

Reply #13

lejardin — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 03:27:11 GMT

Just curious, how much does an elephant cost? Hahahaha. Where in the world do you come up with these ideas? Lol.

Wonderful plan of checking on Ridge. I sure would like to know that he is ok. He is missed.

Reply #12

sully16 — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 03:08:46 GMT

Aw, Thanks Wheeler, You are on my list as well.

Reply #11

Artist77 — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 00:59:48 GMT

Reply #10

dr65 — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 00:32:49 GMT

JonnyBgood.

First I was going to say that I'd have to spend half or more of what I won to find

him. He's been so sorely missed around here....I've been checking up on log in's

and I'm pleased to say Platinum is a beautiful site to see.

Can't wait.

Reply #9

Wheeler — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 00:00:57 GMT

Sully16 and lakerben I would share

Reply #8

rcbbuckeye — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 23:47:04 GMT

I may need a hearing aid (that's what they tell me at work) but I'll have you know that I do not need dentures, or a walker/wheelchair.......yet.

Reply #7

grwurston — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 23:13:58 GMT

Good choice. That may speak for a lot of us.

Reply #6

JordanT1021 — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 22:19:35 GMT

I would choose the founder of LP ( Lottery Post ) TODD

why?

because without this site I wouldn't be as successful as I am today with winning at the pick 3 game

SO THANK YOU TODD

Reply #5

mikeintexas — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 22:15:34 GMT

All I want for Christmas are a few back teeth, a few back teeth....

Reply #4

mikeintexas — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 22:12:33 GMT

Well, it's a trifecta, because you two guys were the first I thought of. I would share it with a few others, though. (I'm not going to say exactly who b/c I'm sure I would forget someone and hurt their feelings. There's another person or two from Texas and a regular poster with whom I talk investments, a little bit of politics and TV in P.M.s I'd want to share with. I might just send one of my favorite people in here to Paris and buy another one a season ticket to the Cowboys. I might hire a pri... [ More ]

Reply #3

rcbbuckeye — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 18:20:08 GMT

Lol. You and Mike came to mind when I saw the thread.

Us old geezers gotta stick together.

Reply #2

Stack47 — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 17:58:53 GMT

IMO, good topic and looks like the other side of the coin from another topic. It will be interesting to see what the remain anonymous members (promise anything because they will never know you won) will say and of course from those who occasionally PM us asking for a handout.

Reply #1

CDanaT — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 17:24:01 GMT

I am going with MikeinTexas or rcbbuckeye...They are both old geezers who need hearing aids, dentures and walkers/wheelchairs.

Which LP members would you split any jackpot with?

noise-gate — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 17:06:38 GMT

For Entertainment Purposes Only..

We talking fantasy here people: So 2 players apart from yourself pull it off. Whose your co pilots in this win? I will reserve my choice for later seeing that the possibility exists that some are chosen more than twice..

Have a Great weekend People stay Healthy