If Tabloids Covered Lotteries

Reply #45

Coin Toss — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 16:27:39 GMT

North and South Carolina admit that the name Education lottery was derived at a meeting when one staffer said, Someone has to educate the players on how really tough it is to win.

The staffer was let go the next day.

Reply #44

Coin Toss — Thu, 03 Jan 2019 00:05:26 GMT

As of yet unnamed state lottery makes unprecedented announcement;

We are going to print

I REALIZE THAT MAKING THIS BET MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO LOSE

on tickets.

.........They expect this to increase revenue (and they're probably right).

Reply #43

thamizhpayan — Mon, 31 Dec 2018 01:31:12 GMT

Do star numbers survive all test draws and come up in actual drawings? Or do they have any significance over other numbers

Reply #42

paneagle — Thu, 27 Dec 2018 14:22:43 GMT

THE QUEEN OF ORION DOES RUN THE LOTTERY.... yes she is in the Bucking..Palace among her many cohorts and ruling banker lords of Karma....

INDEED the tabloids do cover the lottery.. that IS IN anything like lottery post and all the other lottery sites out there are basic tabloids reporting the fake news of the so called fair lottery for all human and universal readers which I am sure the aliens find quite entertaining as well

Yes COIN TOSS is correct, the lottery is not forced, but like adv... [ More ]

Reply #41

Coin Toss — Thu, 27 Dec 2018 05:04:01 GMT

You've got it lottologix, good one, brings a scene from Bruce Almighty to mind.

Reply #40

lottologix — Thu, 27 Dec 2018 02:18:11 GMT

Angry mob of 100 searches for Power Ball winner.

One person baught so many tickets that the other 100 winners only got 5 dollars after everything was split up

Reply #39

Coin Toss — Tue, 25 Dec 2018 00:45:33 GMT

Whistle blower reveals the people you see in articles like Math whiz beats lottery 14 times are actors who also appear in CNN news clips as witnesses even they where no where near where an incident happened.

Whistle blower says they are paid well at first but then sent to Nevada' Groom Lake and never heard from again.

Reply #38

Coin Toss — Sun, 16 Dec 2018 22:15:41 GMT

Todd,

Good post, I was wondering if it was going to be the Amazing Kreskin.

Come to think of it, rather odd that he hasn't won a jackpot

Reply #37

hearsetrax — Sat, 15 Dec 2018 11:17:01 GMT

even worse jejeje

Reply #36

Todd — Sat, 15 Dec 2018 01:18:20 GMT

Hmm... Actually https://www.lotterypost.com/news/302547

Reply #35

Coin Toss — Fri, 23 Nov 2018 16:55:55 GMT

Several state lotteries have Black Friday sale, ticket costs double, prizes halved, insider admits it's just a marketing test.......and people still play

Reply #34

Coin Toss — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 17:47:05 GMT

A mother sent her young boy to different churches to experience prayer meetings.

After he'd been to a few she asked him what he liked best.

He said the Catholic ones.

She said, We're not Catholic.

He said, I know ma, but the other ones were pretty much cookie cutters, but the Catholic ones were fun.

She said, Fun?

He said, Yeah, they start the prayers with stuff like, Under the B, 9

Reply #33

realtorjim — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 17:19:04 GMT

Bingo operations prove to be a huge success! 27 states adopt format and start a Multi-state bingo game called MEGA-BINGO.

Reply #32

Artist77 — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 22:53:55 GMT

Lol lol Perfect

Reply #31

Coin Toss — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 04:55:42 GMT

Hilarious Artist77, take it one more step

Lottery Post founder joins priesthood, Pope puts him in charge of bingo operations.

Reply #30

Artist77 — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 01:53:10 GMT

Lottery Post member cracks process for guessing winning lottery numbers everytime. Shows there are no random numbers. State revenues plummet. Lottery Post founder joins the priesthood.

Reply #29

Coin Toss — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 01:46:35 GMT

Amish lottery commissioner considers going to random number generator, every one named Yoder (the rest of the commissioners) insist on sticking with ping pong balls.

Reply #28

CDanaT — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 15:46:44 GMT

Recently terminated elections supervisor from S. Florida brings in misplaced winning PB jackpot ticket 1 day after expiration claim date.

Reply #27

Coin Toss — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 15:34:25 GMT

Lottery player wins $2,000,000 after playing same numbers for five incarnations, breaks even

Reply #26

realtorjim — Sat, 10 Nov 2018 23:53:21 GMT

MUSL Posts 'Winning' Mega Millions Numbers, and Announces No Jackpot Winners... 10 Minutes BEFORE the Drawing

Reply #25

Coin Toss — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 04:37:05 GMT

MUSL offers new option, you can pick a set of numbers and predict what date they are going to hit.

The MUSL considers this an anti-time traveler measure but time travelers can't wait to play

Reply #24

Coin Toss — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 23:57:44 GMT

Man wants to win Mega Millions and Powerball on same day so goes to International Date Line.

Reply #23

sully16 — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 23:34:52 GMT

lol,

Reply #22

bobby623 — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 21:17:31 GMT

Ad published in a Bet Your Life Journal

Wanted: 500 people to mark lottery play slips.

$1,000 Investment required.

Reply #21

Artist77 — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 22:30:54 GMT

Todd Northrop wins both the MM and PB jackpots one day apart!

Starts a new online dating service called Megabucks date... open only to jackpot winners.

JP winner Gloria in Florida signs up as first client.

Reply #20

Coin Toss — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 22:28:37 GMT

MUSL to introduce red game/ green game to MM and PB*

Both games are $2 without the multiplier, $3 with, but the MUSL says if you play both games you can get the multiplier on both for a total of $5.

*The Union Plaza (now the Plaza) in downtown Las Vegas actually did this with its Keno games at one point.

For an extra $1 you got another set of numbers drawn

Reply #19

Artist77 — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 22:22:31 GMT

lol lol

Reply #18

grwurston — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 03:36:31 GMT

Mega Millions and Power Ball declare, Big Jackpots are over rated.

Both reduce odds so someone can win every drawing.

Reply #17

Coin Toss — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 22:49:15 GMT

Artist77,

You made me sneezle!

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Time traveler wins record jackpot, attend press conference and final remark is Now try and find me and disappears.

Steve Player hears about MM being 5 + 5 + 1, says he has had system for that game waiting for months.

Reply #16

Quanchill — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 19:53:48 GMT

wondering wanderer through thick an fat.... walking walrus thunder , to an end of time. laughing out laghing loud..on the floor side hurt, mugs an kicked oh gosh we sing...laughing in loud oh actually out.

Reply #15

Artist77 — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 17:56:22 GMT

Lol lol

Reply #14

CDanaT — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 17:17:56 GMT

Caitlyn Jenner denied jackpot due to changing name/sex again after purchasing winning ticket

Reply #13

Artist77 — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 17:04:38 GMT

Princess Diana returns from dead to win lottery Jackpot!!!

Camilla refuses to accept gifted money for plastic surgery.

Reply #12

Artist77 — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 17:02:20 GMT

Reptile family wins Powerball Jackpot! Plan to build supersize heat lamp in backyard.

Rest of illuminati eager to use lamp.

Reply #11

Coin Toss — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 15:17:28 GMT

Sully / DELotteryPlyr,

Excellent!

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MUSL tweaks Mega Millions and Powerball

Mega Millions will now be a 5 + 5 game, Powerball 5 + 4 +1

In either game one of the groups must be a quick pick!

Their marketing research says people can't wait to play (that might be true

Reply #10

Quanchill — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 10:10:19 GMT

Scientist say they are on the verge of bringing back dinosaurs, not unlike Jurassic Park. Which means you are now more likely to see a creature that lived 20-60 million years ago than to win to nights ___ Dollar Mega Millions jackpot!

Skitter bump truck scooting where you going. up select down to town of down.. hey better luck on the back of rex triceritops raptor rage primal. ticket huh

Reply #9

DELotteryPlyr — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 09:49:55 GMT

No, you don't understand what this is all about. You are suppose to make up something un-real/fake.

LOL

Reply #8

sully16 — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 09:36:32 GMT

Mom wins 80 million, gives it all to U of M to pay for son's college, still owes 1 million.

Mom and Dad still living on Ramen noodles and juice boxes.

Reply #7

Coin Toss — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 04:11:21 GMT

Good ones folks, keep it going.

MUSL whistle blower talks about secret Lottery Fairy project.

Reply #6

Quanchill — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 02:24:18 GMT

Guy chooses own numbers for Power ball AND Mega Millions BIG Jackpots and gets it right-

-Only problem is he chose the winning Mega numbers for the power ball and the winning Power numbers for the Mega Millions!

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Ticket holder gets quick pick for both Mega Millions and Power ball an matches numbers, unfortunately the ticket was purchased after 'deadline' and is for the next draw.

Reply #5

LiveInGreenBay — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 22:29:41 GMT

Owner says dog ate winning power ball ticket. Dog denies accusation.

Reply #4

Original Bey — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 22:24:23 GMT

MUSL starts deducting low tier payouts from Jackpot Winners' prize in a new program called Pay It Forward

Reply #3

grwurston — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 22:18:20 GMT

302 Million people beat Mega Millions 302 Million to one odds by winning $1 each.

Reply #2

Coin Toss — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 14:56:33 GMT

One winner in $63,000,000 Mega Millions drawing, MUSL says it overestimated jackpot by $63,000,000

Reply #1

TheMeatman2005 — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 12:46:13 GMT

I want to know why we never see this headline...

Psychic wins lottery

If Tabloids Covered Lotteries

Coin Toss — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 04:07:37 GMT

Have fun with this one.

Possible headlines;

MUSL says all combinations sold, still no winner.

SIRI starts calling herself Steve Player.

Record jackpot split 68 ways......when all is said and done, MUSL says each winner owes them only $62 or $63 million.