Predicting winning numbers? Fact or fiction?

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rcbbuckeye — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:09:38 GMT

Yeah... that reminds me of when my wife and I were talking with her oncologist about her stem cell transplant. He could only do it if her blasts (cancer cells in her blood and marrow) were near 0 , and even then there was a 20% chance of it being successful.

I just looked at him and said those aren't very good odds . He didn't have a reply to that.

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Stat$talker — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 20:33:18 GMT

Yeshua made predictionz over 2,000 yrs ago.. and they ALL are coming to pass..We're right @ about the 3rd Horseman wit the Balancez in his hand..thoze uther clownz you mentioned have a hit and miss rep...

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Stat$talker — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 20:29:37 GMT

Now you must pay the oracle. The temple does not work for free.

How do you want it ?... In Russian Rubelz?..your leverage will be determined afta cottoneyedjoe weighz in..

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garyo1954 — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 18:29:09 GMT

Baba Vanga made predictions 40 years ago that seem to be coming true today.

Nostradamus made predictions 500 years ago that seem to be coming true today.

Predictions do not understand time.

Predictions happen in their time.

Statistics are different.

Doctors use statistics. They don't always use numbers.

My doctor says, this might work. I see it as a 40% chance of success.

Doctor says, It will probably work. I see it as a 60% chance of success.

Doctor says, This is o... [ More ]

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Speler — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 17:47:30 GMT

When YOU predict with $tati$tic$ then it will work out fine for someone!

For YOU or the LOTTERY!

Now you must pay the oracle. The temple does not work for free.

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Stat$talker — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 01:37:47 GMT

Do you REALLY think it is possible to predict winning numbers?

Ov course it iz.. I do it ALL THE TIME..!! why do you think LOs ..?

I'm still lookin for a Programming Whiz that can code software to Generate Random numberz based on Probability Math specs..az in user input ...

Whutta say Speler? ..How bout you cottoneyedjoe?...let'z put dem skillz ta werk..

-Stat$talker

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Speler — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 18:00:39 GMT

Do you REALLY think it is possible to predict winning numbers?

You predict like the oracle from Delphi, that will work out fine

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garyo1954 — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:56:54 GMT

Done!

I go back to staying out of this thread.

G

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Todd — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:41:35 GMT

I'd appreciate if you guys could chill out and stop the bickering without me having to go through and delete posts and maybe worse. Thanks.

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garyo1954 — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:17:01 GMT

Triggered by food.....just..........WOW!

Just Kant Do Lotto won't shake his wee-wee at you? Just ask him.

G

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:02:24 GMT

Though I'm starting to suspect it's a one-man show.

I didn't wanna be da one ta say DAT.. but naah dat itz OUT DERE..!!...This iz one ov dem Arsenio Hall momentz .. dat makez ya gooo.... HUUUUUMMM..

cauze the 2 ov'em HAZ given Julia Childz Show , a goood run fa their Money...

Bon Appetite

-Stat$talker

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cottoneyedjoe — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:57:57 GMT

Yeah we know, you save your wee-wee lovin for Speler/SergeM. Not a thread goes by that doesn't get derailed by 45 pages of mutual b4ll tickling between the two of you. Though I'm starting to suspect it's a one-man show.

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:54:50 GMT

THIS iz a Family hr Lottery Website Pope Garyo1354... NOT DA VATICAN.. wit dem Pedophilez EvErYwHeRe ...!!

So, try ta keep it above da waistline!!

But , FYI.. I stand 6 '... wit a shoe size of 11 1/2.. aint nuttin small bout ME..

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garyo1954 — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:30:39 GMT

Testosterone laced dialogue is the definition of a piss fight.

It means you're all standing around mouthing while shaking your wee-wees at each other.

Everybody knows that.

I don't try to enforce anything so I stay out of it. And I'm not a fan of other guys wee-wees.

If I want to see one, I got my own.

But hey! If admiring wee-wees is y'alls thing don't let anybody stop you!

G

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 15:59:26 GMT

Notice Just Kant Do Lotto has never entered this piss fight between Skunk, Buckeye, and the cottonpicker?

I have. He'll go in any other thread and try to bring the people down to his own loser level but avoids the three people who come here for their daily piss fight. Wonder why?

Why Pope Garyo 1354?... there ain't no piss fight goin on btween Ole Texez 2 Stepper, Cottoneyedlustig, AllenButthead Me.. were just a buncha good ole boiz, enjoyin Cyber banter Testosterone laced dialogue .. whi... [ More ]

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garyo1954 — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 15:44:41 GMT

Welcome back Nathan. 100% agree with you on Jeep, Jupe, Just Kant Do Lotto, or whoever is playing him today.

With that one, you're dealing with an ID-10-T.

Last week, I thought he was Skunk$talker. Today I have to walk that back a few steps in light of Skunk$talker's caution.

I take what he's saying as some people will be your friend under one handle and show utter contempt under another.

I can't rule out the Skunk completely but he just told you he knows more than he's saying.... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 00:58:45 GMT

Aye Greenfox?.. How'z ya book doin? Good to see ya back..had ta fight awuphf a lotta KnUcKlEhEaDz since you've been gone , tryn to kill this Thread...ragging about whether or not Predicting Winning Numberz can be done... I see that a couple ov'em are naah brown-nozin , welcoming you back..

Smilin Facez,

Smilin Facez post liezzz

They don't Post the Truth..

Beware..beware of the pat on ya back. ( pat, pat)

They just might

Hold you back..

Jealousy..Mizzery,

Envy, ..th... [ More ]

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AllenB — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 21:35:06 GMT

Great to hear from you here again Greenfox.

It ain't the same here without you.

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OhSoClose — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 17:05:09 GMT

Hi Greenfox,

Nice to get a shout out, but much nicer to see you back posting. IMO, the forums could use more Greenfox wisdom!

All the best,

OhSoClose

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ancient40 — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 03:52:14 GMT

@ $hatzz, Give us two plus a bonus ball to recover all your losses over the many years of losing or U GEDD GONE

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ancient40 — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 03:45:08 GMT

Smells like a rotisserie going on in this thread. $hatzz mouth must be on the grill once again

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ancient40 — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 03:39:33 GMT

4 his smart azz about 9 plus 10 equals tweenie-one life times according to $hat man's God given math..all problems no ability to win a jackpot or coconut prize maff.

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Greenfox — Sun, 06 Mar 2022 00:18:21 GMT

He obviously got a little arrogant with the 6 60 63.

As my favorite Fake President always says...Come on Man...heres the deal...

Why play 6 60 63 twice?

Maybe play 6 23 30 to cover the choice of the Last digit 0 and last digit 3?

He was obviosly not a good lottery player.

Thankfully I got him banned.

So , EVERYONE in NC $uck$ do they Guru Jeetku? I won't finish the rest of that sentence you sent me in PM.... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Sat, 05 Mar 2022 16:06:32 GMT

..Whea r all you Predictors?...wit yo Systemz?..Ya may wanna wipe awuphf dat Crystal Ball, so you can clearly see dem numbaz comin up... or consult wit

crystalballjoe ..our infamous MatheStatician in residency hea @ LP..

-Stat$talker

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Stat$talker — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 19:29:02 GMT

Did you take your Valentine's Day date to the gas station for hot dogs and lotto?

Hot Dawgz?..huh, We enjoyed our Dark Chocolate!

We betted on each other..she'z my Jackpot ,..and I'm her'z..

Sweeeet Va-len-tine,

Our good timez nevah felt sooo goood..

(-Bobby Womack)

-Stat$talker

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AllenB — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 18:20:01 GMT

According to Intel.

His Mom had Bingo that night so he did not have a date.

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AllenB — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 18:15:58 GMT

Thankfully I got him banned.

Written like a Member of the Cancel Culture making the World a Safer Place.

You Go Girl

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db101 — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 17:43:49 GMT

Did you take your Valentine's Day date to the gas station for hot dogs and lotto

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rcbbuckeye — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 16:28:46 GMT

If you got him banned it didnt stick. His membership is active.

As far as I can tell Todd is the only that does the banning.

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JeetKuneDoLotto — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 12:18:34 GMT

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RickHunter — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 01:58:43 GMT

AEnderwiggin is using Luckycharmz app, he's selling in his website. You can check their score rate winning.

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Stat$talker — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 01:19:35 GMT

Congrats Stat$, you finally got something.

You tawlk az tho I spend reaaal money all the time..which I don't..

Just cauze I post thoze Bonusballsz duzzn't mean I spend my dead Presidentz in testing..

You got me mixed up wit Ole cottoneyedjoe, who wuz probably.paid a mint fa dressin up.like Kermit da Frawg and singing on the uther thread Wheeling .. or Texez 2 Stepper..or dumbell 011..

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AllenB — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 00:19:28 GMT

Question 1 How many numbers do you select to get your 3 Hits?

Question 1a How many combinations do you create from these numbers?

Question 2 How many numbers does it take to get all 5 from you 30 day digit counts.

Question 2a How many combinations?

If the answer to Questions 1a or 2a are less than the payout, You don't need us, We Need You.

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rcbbuckeye — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 19:56:23 GMT

Well, if you've really won $1600 and spent $2000, that's not too shabby. Of course you want the jackpot, but for any jackpot game that's not bad. Looks like you're on the right track, and it really just comes down to luck to win the whole thing.

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Player649 — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 19:42:24 GMT

Congrats Stat$, you finally got something. Not a hell of a payout, though, your Jumbo Bucks are very stingy. Keep trying, in about 1000 years you can retire on your winnings.

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Hulksmash5421 — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 19:42:22 GMT

Hello everyone I have seen people say that every ball has an equal chance to be played, Yet I'm really into this Digit placement pattern and was wanting to know what some of you long time members thought For me I can usually get 3 generated numbers for sc Cash 5 with a 30 day list of the past winning digits I can get all five digits. Now for me not having the cash to dump on making every possible combination to those sets of digits into a ticket I keep missing the winning combination. I'm fairly... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 18:14:40 GMT

I did substitute Lottery Post for the TV Game Show.

Otherwise you might be on this list in one other place.

STAT$TALKEROLOGY

Your Student Grade?..... F cauze I'm muuuch deeper than even Probability..

-Stat$talker

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Stat$talker — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:52:06 GMT

Well, I keep inviting Ga LOs to the Dinner Party , but they don't seem to want to wanna show up.. instead they send in their place their Ole Proverbial Representative, Agent 1-digit Away and side-kick skip-over ..

Ga JBL 4-25-30-32-34-39

Both Ticket's D haz 3 correct numberz (25,30,32).. and since Ole Stat$talker raaggz'em hea on LP, you can rest assured they didn't GIVE me thoze 3 correct numberz outta the goodnezz of thier hEaRtz..!! having consecutive ball #s 31 30 at 1:2.03, then 2.0... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:46:08 GMT

Well, it lookz like Imo have have ta git up that way ,I SeeMooer 50 opportunitiez ta hit dat Rollin cash5,.. Keep rollinooon, cauze you know who duzzn't want dat Eazy ca$h ..

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rcbbuckeye — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 03:19:47 GMT

Lorain.

I worked there too close to 10 years. Not paint. Burner (cutting torch). Got to ride the Edgar B Speer from Conneaut to Two Harbors, 1000 ft oar ship we built.

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Stat$talker — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 02:55:06 GMT

How much time do you need for that win?

Dependz on when LOs run outta breath frum .

Why don't YOU take'em out ta deeeep waterz where you're drownin..

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Stat$talker — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 02:46:35 GMT

He was smart enough to run the paint dept at a shipyard in Ohio.

Whuuut?..Well excusem' moi..!!

Heck, a Shipyard iz a pretty BIG place..!!. Had to have been near the Michigan/ Ohio State line.. cause that'z the ONLY spot close to Lake Huron or Erie for a Shipyard/Dry Dock.. might I be correct?

Ya certainly kain't sail a Ship up down I-75..

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Player649 — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 02:36:25 GMT

You are correct, I believe so too. But a lot depends on methodology and its application.

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rmoore87 — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 02:11:02 GMT

I still stand by this.

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Player649 — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 01:09:55 GMT

Stat$ at his dumbest. Will be waiting for that $50,000. How much time do you need for that win

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AllenB — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 23:53:54 GMT

Well, some of yo definitions are acceptable, but. I question a foolish or unlikable person : JERK

From Merriam-Webster

Definition of tool

(Entry 1 of 3)

1a: a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task

b(1): the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool

(2): a machine for shaping metal : MACHINE TOOL

2a: something (such as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or professiona scholar's books... [ More ]

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rcbbuckeye — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 23:04:26 GMT

Wrong. This was loooong before lotteries were around in Ohio or WV.

He was smart enough to run the paint dept at a shipyard in Ohio.

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Stat$talker — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 22:30:22 GMT

(Thankfully, I was on his good side. He was from W. Virginia and didn't have much of a formal education, but one of the smartest people I knew).

I'll say you were on his good side.. cause you'd keep'im supplied wit enough lottery ticketz after tellin him you got'em from Wheeling West Virginyah, makin'im think hiz ticket were sooo Balanced special..!!

So, he couldn't ve been all THAT bright, cauze he let YOU up in nere..

-Stat$talker

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rcbbuckeye — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 21:19:30 GMT

And besides DoOkEyStIcKjOe Texez 2 Stepper cezz I'm located in Savannah, Texez

As my father in law used to say about certain dummies, you're not only a dummy, you're a stupid dummy . (Thankfully, I was on his good side. He was from W. Virginia and didn't have much of a formal education, but one of the smartest people I knew).

You still don't know the difference between Savannah Texas and Savannah Georgia?

BTW, I never said you're in Savannah Texas.

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Stat$talker — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:11:04 GMT

A group of interacting, interrelated, or interdependent elements forming a complex whole.

Well, then..I guess it might be said that ..YOU I, Texez 2 Stepper, DoOkEyStIcKjOe, Dumbell 011, Jacques Cousteau, and a Host ov utherz are A group of interacting, interrelated, while also interdependent elements forming a complex whole Show, that the rest ov LP Memberz love to tune in and watch..

Definition of a Tool

Well, some of yo definitions are acceptable, but. I question a foolish or unl... [ More ]

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AllenB — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 16:03:51 GMT

The difference between a System and a Tool.

Definition of a System

A group of interacting, interrelated, or interdependent elements forming a complex whole.

Definition of a Tool

1 handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task

2 something (such as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession

an element of a computer program (such as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular functio... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 22:16:04 GMT

No one can help you

Maybe no one can,.. but one thang CAN ..!!

PROBABILITY MATH ..!!

It'z NEAVAH a loser, cause it'z GOD's Proclamation!.. Canna git a Amen

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ah1963 — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 22:05:03 GMT

No one can help you, we are all losers in here.

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Stat$talker — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 21:21:53 GMT

will show you how to spend $36 to win $2 picking the Megaball.

Well, az long az dat CORRECT MegaBall iz THERE, the $36. will most likely have at least a 3 or 4-win Mainball ticket wit it.. So yeaaa right , Ole Stat$talker will show ya how ta win Fitty Thousand ($50,000.) Dollarz wit $36. ..So, pay attention..!!..cauze ya START wit dat Probability Math..! NOT dat RRRS PotLuck Method.

Thankz fa the Flowverz Promotional plug Texez 2 Stepper, tho MY Rep duzzn't need it..!!..it speakz fa itz... [ More ]

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rcbbuckeye — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 21:04:06 GMT

Watch him carefully. $hit$talker will show you how to spend $36 to win $2 picking the Megaball.

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Stat$talker — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 20:20:37 GMT

He's just a good OLE Boy her in Lotto Land.

Well, 1st?, HopeIwin1day didn't specifically address ANY 1 particular memba..So, Id like to nominate YOU AllenB...cause Nobody churpz away at Stat$ like yooou.,!! I'm just a Legend in YO mind..!! ..cause I've been accused of bein LanoisuLeD heaa..!!

And besides DoOkEyStIcKjOe Texez 2 Stepper cezz I'm located in Savannah, Texez.,..which ain't tooo far frum Atlanta, Texez!!... not Atlanta, Ga.

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AllenB — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 19:16:32 GMT

Welcome to LP

You came to the right place.

OLE Stat$talker will show you how.

He's just a good OLE Boy her in Lotto Land.

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HopeIw!n1day — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 18:01:40 GMT

Can you help me win? Im in georgia too Atlanta. Im new to this forum and do not understand what is going on but hopefully you can help. I just want to win the fantasty 5 and Cash 4 like 4 times. I spent over $500 on lottery but probably won only $50 off Fantasy 5

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Unlucky-Kenny — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:34:20 GMT

I did have a quite few after my wins - but still have a few left.

For the last 13 games from the Wild Card all the way to the Super Bowl I was 11-2 for my spread picks.

Had to build up the bank so I can lose it all here, right

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Stat$talker — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:56:18 GMT

Hello Stat - where are the Cohibas at?

Well, I got a few Stoggiez that I wuz saving for when Ole Texez 2 Stepper or DoOkEyStIcKjOe hit the MM or PB..but it lookz like that'll not happen anytime soon..!

So, I guess I'll have to roll me up a thick Texez Tumbleweed Stoggie..

How have ya been?..Have you smoked up All yo Cohibas after celebrating that big bet you won on dat $uperbowl?

-Stat$talker

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Unlucky-Kenny — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 22:03:31 GMT

Hello Stat - where are the Cohibas at?

Sadly my attempt at probability math for the numbers I selected on line A did not pan out.

But then again I don't know what math I was using - I think it was the scotch doing the thinking.

I lose no matter what math is used! I always have a high probability to do that!

I was in the right ball park but instead of a home run I broke the bat

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Stat$talker — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 04:40:38 GMT

This is picking one number out of 69.

..All the good THAT 1 numba will do ya..it'z still not worth a dime witout dat Pwrball.. So, THAT'Z reeeaal savy ekonomickz.. spending alotta money ta git 1 non-payin ball...

At least wit THE correct Bonusball, pointed out by Probability Math, along wit yo haphazardly won Mainball, it woulda paid some money...

Probability Math reduces dem Mainballz viables, the same as wit the Bonusballz..

And of course THIS time , it'z just you I guess.. So?..... [ More ]

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eddessaknight — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 02:35:47 GMT

Just for fun, check out power of one number , as #41 occurance will spawn #43 over the expected keno odds

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rcbbuckeye — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 01:19:22 GMT

Winner 2/12;

Rcbbuckeye # 41

Congrats to: Rcbbuckeye

Big deal.

This is picking one number out of 69.

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Stat$talker — Sun, 13 Feb 2022 15:06:34 GMT

ONCE AGAIN..!!, .. $omebody $top Me!

The PB Bonusball's number for 2/12/22 was in fact 7 ,.. POINTED OUT by Probability Math..Just as I figured, LOs picked the sneaky pick.. Yep, Ole Stat$talker knowz whut He'z tawlkin bout when it comez ta Probability Math? .. and the Naysayerz and Hecklerz DON'T wit their Clinical definitionz...especially LP's resident .. No Hit Wonder , sneaky DoOkEyStIcKjOe..

PB 8-10-21-41-62 (7)

7 was CORRECT in itz FRUITION , which obeyed Probability Math's Law... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Sun, 13 Feb 2022 03:59:18 GMT

For PBs Bonusball drawing for 2/12/22..Let's see what Probability Math and my Stat$cope says about itz Stat$... tossin out dem distractin nonviable junk numberz wit those flip flop oddz 1:1. then 1.:1.. intentionally imbedded by the Watcherz ..remember, this iz a template .. az only the important data will change..

LOs have been bizzy trying to thwart the Math, but their armz are 2 short ta Box wit GOD..!!..all kindz ov duerty trickz..

This PB drawing ,.with a lil more than half of the Mat... [ More ]

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Stat$talker — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 03:21:51 GMT

It'z entenchunul.. YOU know dat.. It'z my Style BaBy..

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rcbbuckeye — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 03:16:34 GMT

Suuure.

Just bouncing around in your empty mind....

Spelling like a grammar school kid who thinks he's smart.

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Stat$talker — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 03:12:24 GMT

Naah BoZo..

I got cha wit dat G.O.A.T...

Heck, I knew whut AllenButthead wuz referring to, but YOU thought I didn't..

So, I gotcha.. cauze you felt you had to re-post it in red ..that why I say I gotcha, but you didn't know it..

Have you been on Route 380 (or whicheva it wuz) lately looking fa Savannah, Texez? ..Ole cottoneyedjoe knowz exactly whe it iz.. since he mentioned it..naah, joe's tawlkin bout Decatur, Texez...

-Stat$talker

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rcbbuckeye — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 16:16:09 GMT

You got me?

Only in the echos of your mind. Just bouncing around in the echos of your empty mind....

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Stat$talker — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 12:32:50 GMT

..I gotcha several timez, you just didn't know it.

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rcbbuckeye — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 03:04:28 GMT

You failed at that too

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Stat$talker — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 02:24:24 GMT

Anythang ta throw you auwfph..

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rcbbuckeye — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 20:25:43 GMT

It is common knowledge that acronyms don't include words like of and symbols like .

But, you make it obvious that you're not too bright when it comes to English, acronyms, and spelling.

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Stat$talker — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 02:04:15 GMT

Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics Higher Intellectual Topics

DIOP S HIT......Whut werd iz dat?... It duzzn't say whut you wished it would say..!!..

Betta Luck next time...

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rcbbuckeye — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:22:23 GMT

I think it would be a hoot if he won. He could open his own skool a little east of Atlanta:

Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics Higher Intellectual Topics

The name's a bit long, but I'm sure it lends itself to a good acronym.

YOUR ACRONYM.

And you call others dumb? That would be the pot calling the kettle black.

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:57:55 GMT

Greatest of All Time

..Aaaww , Whut a NICE thing ta say bout Ole Stat$talker! Cauze I sho am aimin ta be the G.O.A.T.

TOM BRADY... MOOOVE OVA

-Stat$talker

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Stat$talker — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:23:16 GMT

..YEAH,YEAh,YEah,Yeah,yeah...Just sit back everybody..let LP's 3 Degreez (Dumb, Dumber Dumbest) n their Manager (Texez 2 Stepper) do their thang , cauze they've got this ... they all watch alotta SLING TV ..

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winsumloosesum — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 15:30:02 GMT

James I see your wife purchased that suit from the French designer J.C. Penny.

Your handshake is like a dead fish.

Do you know anything about computers James. Not a darn thing. Your hired

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AllenB — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 14:05:33 GMT

Greatest of All Time

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rcbbuckeye — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 13:45:19 GMT

I SECOND THAT NOMINATION

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AllenB — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 11:42:00 GMT

I hereby nominate the above Post for consideration in the Best Post Here Category .

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Stat$talker — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 04:49:36 GMT

Is mainframe experience necessary?

Well, it would require an excellent Memory , which would automatically exclude YOU..!! It haz alotta nice round buttonz to operate.. About 50 to be exact..

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cottoneyedjoe — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 02:50:24 GMT

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Stat$talker — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 01:36:43 GMT

Whut chu tawlkin bout Willis...Eye kin sphell.. Eye wood b a phine skool Teecha..Afta all, I gave YOU yo name Texez 2 Steppa ..!!

and noo, he AIN'T funny at ALL..!!

Naah, pass dat Jethro Clampett Jelli up in heaa, so it will rid us ov you Grrrey Pouponerz..!! wit all yo Pomp Pouponstancez..!!

Back ta $talkin...

-Stat$talker

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rcbbuckeye — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 01:24:21 GMT

You KNOW joe's posts are hilarious.

Speaking of degrees, YOU can't even spell like normal people.

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rcbbuckeye — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 01:22:29 GMT

LOL. This is too funny.

Reply #2,194

Stat$talker — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 00:16:16 GMT

The 3 Degreez hard at werk..tryn ta earn A Degree..

Dumb , Dumber Dumbmest..!! cej, AB, db

Reply #2,193

cottoneyedjoe — Sun, 06 Feb 2022 00:04:50 GMT

Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!

Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery.

Indeed, James.

So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such.

Oh, we'll get trained on the manefr... [ More ]

Reply #2,192

AllenB — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:49:57 GMT

Fast Forward to Today and rumor has it that 5G was developed so that the Lottery could instantly see the POS Numbers because he was waiting to the last minute to play his Tickets. You might ask why it takes so long to See the Draw after close of play, Well there are some real threats out there. The Lottery just follows this guy because he is so ridiculous that letting him win would be a Threat to our American Way of life

Reply #2,191

db101 — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:19:13 GMT

How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary

Reply #2,190

Stat$talker — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:07:16 GMT

...You're about 1,000,000 post-away from being hired by The Washington Post ..

Reply #2,189

cottoneyedjoe — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 22:37:33 GMT

Pay attention, Cindy. You might be working here one day in this very lab, tracking a target of your own.

Dad, this is lame.

What's lame about preventing the total collapse of the Georgia Lottery? When the target zigs, the manefraim zags, always keeping him one digit away from bankrupting the lottery with his advanced statistical weaponry.

Dad, the calculus teacher and physics teacher both said the lottery is random and future drawings are not influenced by past results.

Oh ye... [ More ]

Reply #2,188

Stat$talker — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:33:23 GMT

YET AGAIN..!!,

The MM Bonusball's number for 2/4/22 was in fact 24 ,.. POINTED OUT by Probability Math.. Yep, Ole Stat$talker knowz whut He'z tawlkin bout when it comez ta Probability Math? .. and the Naysayerz and Hecklerz DON'T wit their Clinical definitionz...especially LP's resident .. No Hit Wonder , DoOkEyStIcKjOe..

MM 7-16-34-44-61 (24)

24 was CORRECT in itz FRUITION , which obeyed Probability Math's Laws, appeared RIGHT ON itz Lawful predicted equational measure descriptions... [ More ]

Reply #2,187

Stat$talker — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 03:59:58 GMT

For MM's Megaball drawing for 2/4/22..Let's see what Probability Math and my Stat$cope says about itz Stat$... tossin out dem distractin nonviable jUnCk numberz wit those flip flop oddz

Switchin Gearz from ANY Game back to another iz az smooth az a Prezidenchal Tranzishun..Equations flowz seamlessly, as the Math iz more than able to defeat ANY Astronomical Adversary!,

EvErYbOdY, even Internationalist wantz ta git their 15 min of Cyber5ame wit Ole Stat$talker , cauze they know Probability... [ More ]

Reply #2,186

Stat$talker — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:41:47 GMT

which means mathematically it's giving a positive expected return.

Well, then WE'RE expecting YOU ta take yo MatheStaticious skillz and positively win it then.

Naah, put down dat Photoshop n git bizzy..!!

-Stat$talker

Reply #2,185

cottoneyedjoe — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:13:53 GMT

Thanks for the kind words guys. Stat$farter is an eternal spring of material.

BTW Stat$, Georgia Jumbo Bucks Lotto reached the point where the jackpot prize is larger than the jackpot odds, which means mathematically it's giving a positive expected return.

Reply #2,184

Stat$talker — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:12:08 GMT

MY, My my..aren't we brutally honest 2daaay..!!

Well, if it ain't Ole AllenButthead dumbell 011.!!

Everybody knowz you're just a buncha disgruntled Grrrey Pouponerz ..

So, you 2 decided to have Cyberlunch 2day huh? So moe Mutiny behind the screen eeh?

AllenButthead: Isnt cottoneyedjoe quite funny with such antiquated pictures?

dumbell 011: aah haah haah haah, he most certainly is...come, come now AllenB, you must only use your right hand to eat..!!.. I remember reading that ru... [ More ]

Reply #2,183

db101 — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:45:07 GMT

Manefraimz and Allenb's stories are top shelf parody. Much funnier than spelleeng evree werd rong.

Reply #2,182

AllenB — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:45:14 GMT

I must Disrespectfully disagree.

The Presentation is good and quite Funny.

You are correct though. The Subject SUCKS!

That's You of course.