Funny Lottery Stories?

Reply #12

BobP — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:23:01 GMT

Woman bought a scratch off ticket for her husband instead of the two Powerball tickets he asked for to teach him some kind of crazy ass lesson lottery tickets don't win only to find the scratch off won a cool million, the government won half and she and her husband took home the other half. Funny huh?

Woman Wins $1M off Lottery Ticket She Bought to Spite Husband | PEOPLE.com

BobP

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Reply #11

Karen Nathan — Sun, 27 Dec 2020 16:52:48 GMT

A woman quit her job IMMEDIATELY after winning the lottery. She was then told she had to wait 30 days to actually get her winnings. She immediately asked for her job back! LMAO! :D

Reply #10

GiveFive — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 13:28:46 GMT

Great story but it's fake news. (I was fooled by it too)

World news is a satirical website. The picture of the perpetrator is actually of a guy who was arrested for DUI. There is a footer at the bottom of World News website that says it all satire. Wish it was true though. G5

Reply #9

GiveFive — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 12:21:44 GMT

I disliked many of my former bosses/managers, but something of this nature never occurred to me. What shame that it didn't!!

But of course, I've never won millions of dollars either, but if it had occurred to me and I did win millions...... Who knows what might have happened! G5

Reply #8

hearsetrax — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 12:19:54 GMT

Reply #7

BobP — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 07:07:15 GMT

Don't think this stinker of a story made it onto the LP News, but due to copyright issues I'm only going to post the link, nuff said . . .

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/

BobP

Reply #6

Karen Nathan — Sun, 29 Nov 2020 02:39:19 GMT

All I said was Ha! LMAO! :D

Reply #5

Stack47 — Sat, 28 Nov 2020 03:41:40 GMT

Yep and that should convince any would-be prize stealing clerks not to cheat lottery players.

Reply #4

Nikkicute — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 19:17:03 GMT

I like seeing the deer caught in a headlight look when those thieves finally get caught!

That's funny to me! lol

Reply #3

GiveFive — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:57:02 GMT

Nuthin.

Chris Hansen hosted a series of TCA'X' shows...

The acronym stood for To Catch a Predator, To Catch an I.D Thief, To Catch a Conman etc. G5

Reply #2

Stack47 — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 14:25:42 GMT

What's so funny about someone trying to steal a $500 winning ticket from a player?

Just wondering.

Reply #1

Nikkicute — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 08:28:36 GMT

Lottery Post will close a thread if 30 DAYS has past with no post.

I really liked those Chris Hanson shows

Funny Lottery Stories?

Karen Nathan — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 18:58:14 GMT

For some reason my Funniest Lottery Stories thread was closed. It was closed despite being only about 5 weeks old. I clicked on it to make a new reply and saw it was closed. Lottery Post closes threads automatically after THREE MONTHS, so I am baffled it is already closed after about only 5 weeks. It should have still been active.

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