What are some no so obvious reasons why people want to win the lottery?

Reply #15

GiveFive — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 12:28:50 GMT

Not a bad list at all.

I'd add to it that I'd love to be able to walk into one of The Big Four Private Equity firms, have them vet me, and subsequently agree to accept me as an accredited individual investor. G5

Reply #14

Wavepack — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 03:00:39 GMT

Stanky Farter sure does sound like a proctologist.

To the OP: A few reasons to want a lotto jackpot win: (1) To become an institutional invester (2) To have bank employees treat you right when you walk into a bank (3) To walk out of the bank with a suitcase full of cash (4) To move money around willie nillie and generate a DDOS-flood of SARs (suspicious activity reports

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Think — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 02:09:50 GMT

Well Sten K. Phardder is a G.I. guy NOT a butt doctor . Anyway I can understand why your father is too embarrased to tell you about the tree.

Just look on the tree and you will see Mia Aiken-Aso . She married a urologist by the name of Dick Burns . She was a hooker and, for reasons that nobody in the family can figure out, Aiken-Aso never got pregnant by any of her clients. She quit when she got married and hyphenated her name to Mia Aiken-Aso-Burns .

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Brock Lee — Sun, 16 Jul 2023 01:48:33 GMT

sorry i don't think we are related. i asked my dad if there were any butt doctors in the family tree and he said there is only a proctologist, ben dover.

Reply #11

Think — Sat, 15 Jul 2023 21:38:14 GMT

OMG I think we may be shirt tail relatives. Dr. Kent C. Goode is my cousins brother in law. My cousin is a gastrointestinal doctor.

Ever heard of Dr. Sten K. Phardder? Look it up...there is a family tree on ancestry

Reply #10

Hermanus104 — Fri, 14 Jul 2023 03:54:06 GMT

To be able to procure massive quantities of $1 bills to check to see if any of them have my date of birth as the serial number.

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Stat$talker — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 21:07:47 GMT

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rcbbuckeye — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 20:45:35 GMT

Classic case of who's yer daddy .

Or, maybe, Hoosier Daddy

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Brock Lee — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 20:38:32 GMT

ok my big secret is that all my life i thought my dad was bruce l. sprout. but later my mom told me that she had an affair with her optometrist, dr. kent c. goode.

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sully16 — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:09:56 GMT

Tell us your secrets, then we can talk about you anyways.

Reply #5

Brock Lee — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 03:04:29 GMT

i would like to win so that total strangers on a lottery forum can talk about me.

Reply #4

BicD — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:51:53 GMT

I would like to win for several reasons...

1. I would like to prove to myself that manifesting works. It has worked for many other things and the lottery or a very large sum of money is one of the final things I would like to bring into my universe. I'm competitive that way.

2. I would like to make my family and a few friends financially free for the rest of their lives.

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Artist77 — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 23:05:15 GMT

Money makes the world go around.

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Cmoore50 — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 20:20:25 GMT

Money is number one like everyone else. But for us data driven lottery players. Cracking the lottery would be the ultimate prize. After 100+ formulas, angles, and use of different wheels. If the data we punch in our computers every day got us that jackpot. The money would be great, but the icing on the cake would be... The Data Driven Jackpot Win . I say it again...that would be the ultimate. I think it can be done. The hardest one is the first jackpot. Got to go..Rolling cash five up over 300k

Reply #1

db101 — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:05:57 GMT

Convert the winnings to enough gold coins to fill a vault so I can dive in it like Uncle Scrooge.

What are some no so obvious reasons why people want to win the lottery?

GiveFive — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 14:16:23 GMT

Everybody wants to win the lottery. You'll actually be able to do all the things that you previously could only dream of doing. Having big money gives you freedom that people who aren't wealthy dont have. You can buy an expensive house and car, go on exotic vacations, do anything you want whenever you want. Sure, going crazy with money is usually a recipe for disaster, but for the sake of this post I'll assume that many people wont blow it all in record time.

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