Lottery Humor

Reply #34

Lotterologist — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 20:01:16 GMT

In the song it said, ...And be good to your wife in bed.

That's what I was talking about.

Reply #33

Lotterologist — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 17:54:09 GMT

Rich man poor man lottery winner all feels pretty much the same when you don't get out of bed.

Well, you know what they say: Happy wife...happy life.

Reply #32

BobP — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 05:34:20 GMT

A Way of Life

Song by The Family Dogg

Cowboys playing, young men slaying

Old men praying, the world will change

Schoolgirls dating, daughters mating

Mothers waiting to rearrange

Trendy worker, factory shirker

Social nurture won't let you down

Chairman bluster, boardroom fluster

Feather duster, your vintage crown

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor

Rich or poor man's wife

Some may wish to change their dish

But it's a way of life

(La la la la)Tinker, t... [ More ]

Reply #31

Lotterologist — Sat, 08 Jun 2024 03:37:28 GMT

LOL @ this thread!

Laughter is the best medicine.

Reply #30

Lotterologist — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 05:44:31 GMT

LOL! I don't even look at another man's wife.

Good luck with the lottery

Reply #29

BobP — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 05:34:52 GMT

Still hoping to win enough to annoy people.

BobP

Heads-up. Adultery is still a felony offense in Oklahoma, Wisconsin and Michigan.

Reply #28

Lotterologist — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 04:38:51 GMT

I've got a joke for you!

What's the difference between a lottery winner and a loser?

About 6 million dollars.

Reply #27

Lotterologist — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 04:18:44 GMT

The superior humans are the ones most generous.

So, how are things going with the lottery?

When I win, I hope to return to Beverly Hills.

Reply #26

BobP — Thu, 06 Jun 2024 05:31:52 GMT

To deceive your enemies begin with your friends.

BobP

Humans are greedy and are therefore human.

Reply #25

eddessaknight — Thu, 06 Jun 2024 01:39:14 GMT

TY , Rexer for the needed smile

Reply #24

Rexer90 — Wed, 05 Jun 2024 04:27:59 GMT

Thank god for that, who the hell would want to spend eternity with the boring old farts not included in that list

Reply #23

Lotterologist — Wed, 29 May 2024 04:33:27 GMT

Not only that but the genius to create Lottery Post.

Reply #22

Lotterologist — Tue, 28 May 2024 05:38:00 GMT

I once met Antonio Fargas. A great actor and a really cool guy.

When I met him, I was surprised at how tall he was.

He and I are around the same height.

Reply #21

BobP — Tue, 28 May 2024 05:32:17 GMT

What about Huggy Bear? America's favorite snitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Fargas

BobP

Reply #20

msgirlinga — Tue, 28 May 2024 05:21:16 GMT

I agree ... Todd does an excellent job at keeping things on the Right course for the sake of Peace on Lottery Post.

Reply #19

Lotterologist — Mon, 27 May 2024 23:26:15 GMT

I still say that Todd is a genius!

Three cheers for Lottery Post

Reply #18

Lotterologist — Mon, 27 May 2024 20:24:05 GMT

LOL! Them too

Reply #17

hearsetrax — Mon, 27 May 2024 20:03:44 GMT

and here I thought it was nudniks that got stitches

Reply #16

Lotterologist — Mon, 27 May 2024 19:25:22 GMT

In the streets they have a saying that snitches get stitches .

Nobody likes a tattletale snitch, but rules are rules, and as a member, I will follow.

Like Bruce Lee said, Be like water, my friend.

Reply #15

Lotterologist — Mon, 27 May 2024 19:01:49 GMT

I've never reported anyone, that I can remember. That reminds me of the tattletale in school.

It wouldn't surprise me if i've been reported however, but snitching is not a thing that I like to do.

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I remember in elementary school there was a sign that said, Nobody Likes a Tattletale .

I guess things are different on the internet.

Personally, i'm accustomed to hand... [ More ]

Reply #14

KY Floyd — Sun, 26 May 2024 05:08:17 GMT

Why was he driving her car and how was he shouting with her lungs?

Maybe his car was in the shop or hers gets better g as mileage and she wasn't using it. And he can shout at whatever part of her he wants to.

Corinthians.

I hear that their leather is rich, but their punctuation has always been poor.

Reply #13

Brock Lee — Sat, 25 May 2024 23:48:54 GMT

at least the title makes sense. this thread has been humorous.

Reply #12

Todd — Sat, 25 May 2024 23:32:15 GMT

When someone clicks the Report Abuse link and then continues on to post something negative about it in the thread, that invalidates the whole process. And it's not like I haven't said this a thousand times.

Reply #11

AllenB — Sat, 25 May 2024 20:30:29 GMT

Lock the door and turn of the lights and TV. Here come those Jahovah Witnesses again

Reply #10

Artist77 — Sat, 25 May 2024 20:11:42 GMT

Keep reporting this stuff. His religion seems to be his own creation and mixes Christianity with Islam, mysticism and other bizarrely random things.

Let's not call it church related because it is not. I think he needs to see a mental health professional.

Reply #9

hearsetrax — Sat, 25 May 2024 20:01:46 GMT

this is a lottery forum NOT A FLIPPiING CHURCH .......

Reply #8

Brock Lee — Sat, 25 May 2024 19:59:35 GMT

thanks for the lottery tip.

Reply #7

eddessaknight — Sat, 25 May 2024 19:29:00 GMT

Corinthians.

Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

Reply #6

Artist77 — Fri, 24 May 2024 16:08:56 GMT

Reply #5

hearsetrax — Fri, 24 May 2024 14:13:11 GMT

further proof some flavors of kool-aid should not be consumed

Reply #4

LottoBux — Fri, 24 May 2024 13:58:51 GMT

Agreed Bob,

Eddessa is losing it...

I had a hard time comprehending the first few lines

A man came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

He slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs , 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The wife said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' he said .

Just get out

Reply #3

BobP — Fri, 24 May 2024 05:35:47 GMT

Why was he driving her car and how was he shouting with her lungs?

Certainly a new twist on a very old joke.

WEIRD Weird Super Weird

BobP

What's the difference between a lottery player and a package of hot dogs?

A package of hot dogs can feed a family of four.

Reply #2

eddessaknight — Thu, 23 May 2024 22:01:01 GMT

TY, good advice for here or anywhere!

Especially, the false ostensible 2 faced venom

BE BLESSED

Reply #1

Lotterologist — Thu, 23 May 2024 21:49:19 GMT

LOL

Lottery Humor

eddessaknight — Thu, 23 May 2024 21:45:22 GMT

A man came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

He slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The wife said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' he said .

Just get out