2026 lottery headlines you hope to see

Reply #101

grwurston — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 10:59:43 GMT

In real life they would be crazy to ever say that. But who knows, someone could already be doing it. That's what everyone here is trying to figure out isn't it

Reply #100

Lotto Motto — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 10:12:31 GMT

In real life the lottery officials would be doing investigating if the same person won pick 3 every day to make sure there isn't any cheating going on like someone who was paying someone like Eddie Tipton to give them rigged winning, numbers.

Reply #99

Lotterologist — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 02:10:04 GMT

The more things change the more they stay the same.

Reply #98

grwurston — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 01:51:02 GMT

https://rumble.com/v75yeyk-operation-gladio-chapter-88-nixon-the-rest-of-the-story-ep.522.html

Reply #97

Lotterologist — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 01:01:10 GMT

Check out the Nixon tapes. You will find them very interesting.

Reply #96

lottoplayer111 — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:55:28 GMT

I would take any of those Presidents over what this administration has degraded the office of the President to. There are worse scandals than Watergate every week these days.

Reply #95

Lotterologist — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:50:56 GMT

I'm not saying that the Democrats are any better. Someone like Bernie Sanders would make the best president.

Reply #94

Lotterologist — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:37:09 GMT

To me, Trump is a mixture of Reagan, Bush, and Nixon.

I see similarities between him and all three;

Tax breaks for the rich like Reagan, war like Bush, and scandal like Nixon.

Yes, there's no doubt that it's the same old GOP.

Reply #93

Tucker Black — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:33:10 GMT

old GOP means prior to Trump descending his golden escalator in 2015. Since then it's been all about him... the Cult of Personality.

Reply #92

Lotterologist — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:30:13 GMT

The old GOP is gone,..

When you say The old GOP is gone , who do you mean...Reagan, Bush, or Nixon???

It's the same old GOP, if you ask me.

Reply #91

Lotterologist — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 16:58:43 GMT

Lotteries To Donate Trillions Of Dollars To The Poor!

A massive redistribution of wealth underway

Reply #90

GiveFive — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 14:25:20 GMT

I'm sure you'll be all right. After the marijuana wears off. G5

Reply #89

Lotterologist — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 14:04:09 GMT

Reply #88

Artist77 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 11:12:10 GMT

Yes. Claim an ongoing investigation for 4 years. Lol Oldest trick in the book. Ghislane was sentenced in 2022.

Yet the Trump Administration was expected to advertise and bid a contract with a vendor to set up an online searchable database, hire many new attorneys to review the documents and redact sensitive info in millions of documents in a year. And have a second higher level of review. You do know this process is not handled in house with a DOJ paralegal in the basement doing this work

Reply #87

lottoplayer111 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 02:23:44 GMT

Unredacted names of victims but redacted the names of the men.

https://youtu.be/vgiW06lZrvc

Reply #86

Tucker Black — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 02:16:30 GMT

The investigation was still going on during Biden's term. He can't release files during an open investigation.

Initially, Trump promised us he would release the files. Then when he found out he was in them, he did a 180.

Reply #85

Artist77 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 01:37:39 GMT

DOJ addressed that issue. Instead of trying to create another conspiracy, please do some research. If any material relates to another legal matter, it is considered in anticipation of litigation and always withheld. That is legally privileged material and an attorney can be censured for producing it. And if a document is 99% redacted, there is no value in producing it so it can be legally withheld. This is the norm in legal matters.. Some documents are withheld in every legal matter due to vario... [ More ]

Reply #84

lottoplayer111 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 01:03:28 GMT

Not all of the Epstein files were released, 3 million not released and the 3 million that were heavily redacted names of many that weren't victims.

Reply #83

Coin Toss — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 00:47:14 GMT

Tucker Black, WRONG. I'm glad the country isn't like Minnesota. I'll take the GOP over the American Commin....., Democrats any day.

Reply #82

Damarco47$ — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 00:41:28 GMT

I appreciate yall.... I'm new to this....I only wanna rock with the best...salute

Reply #81

Artist77 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 00:26:23 GMT

Ask Sleepy Joe Biden. Why didn't it happen during his term? Why didn't Pelosi and Kamala push for the releases??

A vote was required by Congress to release the files and a law was signed by Trump to release the files. Trump got it done. Files also had to be reviewed and redacted for info like social security #s, credit card #s, addresses, personal phone numbers and a long list of personally protected info. To get this all done in a year is commendable.

Reply #80

Artist77 — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 00:25:03 GMT

Per The New York Times:

Based on reports regarding the Epstein files released by the Department of Justice through early 2026, the majority of mentions of Donald Trump are not direct communications, but rather news clippings, mentions in unverified tipster reports to the FBI , or references in flight logs and address books from his known friendship with Jeffrey Epstein in the 1990s and early 2000s.

While Trump is mentioned thousands of times in the documents, they do not contain evidenc... [ More ]

Reply #79

Tucker Black — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 00:24:55 GMT

If that were true, then why all the foot-dragging? Having to be forced to release files by Congress, waiting until the last minute to comply, and then releasing them in a drip-drip-drip fashion.... that's not the actions of someone who is innocent.

Reply #78

Artist77 — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 23:48:50 GMT

I really wish some people would do their research. The majority of Trump mentions are public news articles or Epstein ranting how much he hates Trump. The files are online and searchable. Trump reported Epstein more than once.

Our poster conveniently ignores the documented role of Ghislane in setting up the Clinton Global Initiative. Grifters gotta grift and support other grifters.

Rubio will be president in 2029.

Reply #77

Tucker Black — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 23:24:53 GMT

We would be 1000% better off. The corruption and grifting, the stupid ballroom, the Gestapo (ICE) who murders citizens on camera and escapes all accountability, the stupid tariffs, the many violations of court orders, the damaged relationships with our allies, the pardons of fraudsters and drug dealers and 1/6/21 rioters, it is off the scale, hurtling us towards banana republic status. Unlike the 45th President, the 47th President has surrounded himself with nothing but lawless yes-men, bootlick... [ More ]

Reply #76

Coin Toss — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 21:51:51 GMT

G5, So are all these Trump haters saying they think we would have been better off if Harris and Walz had won the election? That is frightening

Reply #75

GiveFive — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:49:31 GMT

It's not Trumps money that counts. People just hate him for himself alone. (Trump Derangement Syndrome) G5

Reply #74

Artist77 — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:36:42 GMT

A federal crime is a federal crime. Whether he chose to release his returns is irrelevant to the lawsuit.

Reply #73

GiveFive — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:32:46 GMT

Good business acumen Artist.

I can tell too. But usually it's from looking at someones toys or lack thereof. G5

Reply #72

Tucker Black — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:30:40 GMT

Any other candidate releases their tax returns voluntarily. Trump has lots of skeletons in his closet, and this is just another way for the con man to grift the taxpayer.

Reply #71

GiveFive — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 16:27:55 GMT

Mar-A-Lago.

Here's what a 'crummy' business man Trump was when he bought Mar-a-Lago.

Mar-a-Lago was for sale by The Post Family. (Think Post breakfast cereals) Trump made an offer on it. The Post's laughed at it.

So Mr. Trump let it be known that he was going to purchase a piece of land that was in between Mar-A-Largo and The Atlantic. He then said he was going to build a high rise on that land, effectively blocking the wonderful view of The Atlantic from Mar-A-Lago. Existing real es... [ More ]

Reply #70

Artist77 — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 15:40:24 GMT

I can always tell people who do not have a dollar to their name or do not read anything beyond a headline. It is a Federal crime for an IRS employee to access any tax return without authorization, let alone release it outside of the IRS.

I would be taking legal action as well if it happened to me.

Reply #69

Coin Toss — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 04:54:20 GMT

Yeah, a real crummy business man. Whilke he was concentratiung mostle on NYC real estate the Japanese were trying to buy many Manhattan properties. They had done the same thing in Hawaii to the point that a few of their byers were said to have increased your property taxes if they drove on your street. So, Trump put a rule on his properties NO SALES TO JAPANESE REAL ESTATE BUYERS. Oh yeah, a real crummy businessman.

Reply #68

Justing618 — Thu, 19 Feb 2026 21:02:53 GMT

Don's a sellout

Reply #67

winner130 — Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:07:15 GMT

Currently suing his own government, suing the IRS for $10 billion and $230 million the DOJ. No President has ever sued their own government. Great businessman

Reply #66

GiveFive — Wed, 18 Feb 2026 13:02:23 GMT

Before you do anything rash Tucker, like replying to my above post, remember there's a lot of 'headlines' I could come up with using your FIRST NAME! G5

Reply #65

GiveFive — Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:00:39 GMT

Nah. The Boys over at The Post may have been implying something, but I wasn't.

Read The Post much, do you Tucker? I didn't think so. Cant blame you for that though. With the lone exception of they have some of the best sports beat writers in New York City, The Post isn't my cup of tea. They got The Knicks and Nets and Giants and Jets!

These days I can see The Post running a different headline -

Black!

Jack!

Hack!

All the best. G5

Reply #64

Coin Toss — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 23:17:39 GMT

Trump a crummy business man? That's only your opinion.

Reply #63

Tucker Black — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 21:40:18 GMT

Are you implying that Donald Trump is not a crummy businessman

Reply #62

GiveFive — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 14:06:16 GMT

Headlines gotta be short and sweet as well as pithy!

Many years ago, Donald Trump had a whole bunch of financial trouble. He himself described it as a slump .

Those bad boys at the tabloid New York Post had a field day with that comment.......

The next day The Post's headline screamed -

TRUMP!

SLUMP!

CHUMP!

Ya cant make this stuff up..... G5

Reply #61

Lotto Motto — Sun, 15 Feb 2026 04:30:02 GMT

Multi Million jackpot lottery winner(s) moves to undisclosed location. I only read about one couple who moved to an undisclosed location after winning the lottery. They were just known as the Acostas.

Reply #60

JustMaybe — Sun, 15 Feb 2026 03:24:43 GMT

JustMaybe wins both MM and PB jackpots forgot to add the new Multi Millionaire game

If no body wants to win in 2026, I do.

Reply #59

Coin Toss — Sun, 15 Feb 2026 02:55:51 GMT

American lotteries take a hint from Australia and put NP on playslips for NO PUBLICITY.

Reply #58

GiveFive — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 16:07:30 GMT

And I don't know why all of the women in my life IGNORE me like they do either! That bugs me and they know it!

Both of my daughters are coming to Florida next month, and there's gonna be TROUBLE. I just know it. G5

Reply #57

GiveFive — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 16:03:04 GMT

perponderance of proof ??? Great Googa-Mooga woman! Too thin Artist, too thin!

See, your's truly (And 'Truly' is a name I've suggested to my daughter in law for the boy she's carrying around in her tummy til next July, but she never answered the email I sent to her suggesting it, so that's not good) is a juror that demands The District Attorney show him DIRECT evidence to get him to vote guilty. I'll have none of this circumstantial evidence stuff! (Unless, of course, the prosecutor present... [ More ]

Reply #56

Artist77 — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 11:04:16 GMT

Interesting. Not a criminal matter but the preponderance of proof is certainly there.

Reply #55

GiveFive — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 00:54:51 GMT

I gotta say Artist, when you're right, you're right, but then there was a lot of I bet's in your response.

A very long time ago, when I was a wee bit of a thing, maybe 5 or 6 years old, my older sister bought a present for our mother. It drove me nuts! So much so that I pestered my sister long enough that she finally told me what was in that gift wrapped box. But of course she admonished me with Don't tell Mom what it is!

I went straight into the kitchen, and asked my mother to guess wh... [ More ]

Reply #54

Artist77 — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 23:17:19 GMT

Buddy...let it go. You are still trying to.mitigate what you did by saying you still know even more info you did not mention. I bet you are the family member never to tell a secret to since you would have to tell multiple people asap and then excuse your behavior by saying well I only told 90% of the secret.

Could you really maintain your anonymity if you won a jackpot? I bet you would say I have millions but I cannot say how many or how I got it but it only cost me $3. Say nothing. Braggin... [ More ]

Reply #53

GiveFive — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 17:45:27 GMT

Years ago when I didn't know nuthin', I had a lawyer that I used to visit from time to time.

He was older than dirt! Was in his upper 80's (I think he was anyway) I called him Old jeff because his first name was Jeffrey.

Old Jeff used to sit across from me behind that big wooden desk in his office and he'd lean across the desk and point his finger at me and snarl through clenched teeth You pay attention to your business! God Dammit! I often wondered to myself What kind of legal advice... [ More ]

Reply #52

GiveFive — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 16:49:13 GMT

But you did not put in false info.

That statement is definite maybe, and although you're correct that I tend to spell out overly detailed info, some of the details contained in my post aren't recent at all. I didn't mention a single word about recentness.

For instance the author died more than 15 years ago, and I know what happened to his remains and where they're located today. None of that made it into my post. That said, I do think it's very important for one to keep skid chains on... [ More ]

Reply #51

Artist77 — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 15:58:13 GMT

But you did not put in false info. You tend to spell out overly detailed info in your posts with specifics which seems to have started happening recently.

Glad it is a lesson learned. Less is more when it comes to protecting family members. I do not even give out info on neighbors if a noisy body is asking questions. I have done more than a few depos so can tell accurate info pretty easily. But it does not require a JD to reverse engineer info.

I am not going to detail the levels of sear... [ More ]

Reply #50

GiveFive — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 14:53:35 GMT

Your points are very well taken and much appreciated Artist! It's true that a savvy person could actually figure it out .

With all due respect, you're the exception not the rule. You may have very well have correctly guessed who the best selling author is. But then you relied on info I put in the post to figure it out. How do you know that all the details I put in the post are true? I could have and might have put some misinformation in it just to throw a curve ball at folks as smart as you... [ More ]

Reply #49

Coin Toss — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 23:15:42 GMT

It's not just about money but I'm not on Facebook or other such sites because anyone or entity that is up to no good doesn't need to make any effort to compile a dossier about you as you've already have done it for them.

Reply #48

KY Floyd — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 21:05:57 GMT

All of this business of her keeping a low profile came from advice given to her by the attorney

And what did he say was the reason to keep a low profile? There's no question that a small minority of people will specifically target you for a scam if they know you've got an unusual amount of money, but kidnapping for ransom is very rare in the US.

If you're the kind of idiot that wants to be the poster child for problems after winning the lottery and do things like leave a few hundred gra... [ More ]

Reply #47

Artist77 — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:50:08 GMT

You gave way too much detail there and I figured it out very easily.

The problem is often loose lipped relatives bragging on wealthy family members or friends or acquaintances and name dropping. There was no need to mention that level of detail. You put her into danger. You do not think I could also find her address in about a minute? When you give enough info for a reasonably intelligent person to connect the dots and on social media, that is reckless.

Reply #46

GiveFive — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 16:42:54 GMT

Often these criminals may be only several levels removed from the family, for example an acquaintance of a friend of a friend so they know of the family indirectly.

The problem is you don't know who people know, or how they know them.

I have met a woman who inherited 11 million dollars from her late husband. That woman is the sister of my niece's husband. I barely know her, but I do know her story. She was married to a world famous author. He wrote a New York Times best selling fiction... [ More ]

Reply #45

Artist77 — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 15:51:46 GMT

Exactly. Even if you are not a mega jp winner, there will always be a few people who resent the fact that you have more $ than they do (even if you worked hard for it).

People can be targeted for scams when a relative dies as well. They think you inherited a ton of $. I have had to step into scam attempts twice and once when my cousins lost their mother. This woman kept calling them and contacting them on social media claiming she was a secret child that had been put up for adoption. Her ag... [ More ]

Reply #44

GiveFive — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 15:07:47 GMT

Unfortunately I've been following the national news very closely regarding the Nancy Guthrie case.

I saw some discussion with an FBI expert on the crime of kidnapping about a ransom having already been paid or a ransom The Guthrie family had issued a statement saying We'll pay.

The FBI kidnapping expert said People of middle class means do get kidnapped, but it's a crime the wealthy are especially sensitive to.

Of course it is. Who'd kidnap someone from a family of typical means/r... [ More ]

Reply #43

Coin Toss — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 04:21:28 GMT

MM and PB probsablt wouldn't go for NP on a playslip but I wonder if state lotteries could do it, even if they went state by state.

Reply #42

Lotto Motto — Wed, 11 Feb 2026 14:24:12 GMT

Australia's No Publicity for lottery players/winners is a great idea. The last thing anyone needs is random strangers knowing that you just won millions of dollars. It's highly risky. Heck even people you actually know knowing that you just won millions of dollars is highly risky. America needs to quickly adapt Australia's No Publicity for lottery players/winners.

Reply #41

Coin Toss — Wed, 11 Feb 2026 03:51:21 GMT

Loto Motto

Along with no more public disclosures of winers, I think Australia had a NP on theit playslips which stands for No Publicity. If there are any LP membes from OZ or anyone familar with the Australian lottery they can let us know but it sure sounds like 0ne heck of an idea.

Reply #40

Lotto Motto — Tue, 10 Feb 2026 15:47:29 GMT

The lottery headline I would love to see in 2026 is, All 50 states have abolished public disclosure of all lottery winners. No good has come out of forced public disclosure of lottery winners IMHO, only bad things, IMHO. People have even been murdered over their lottery winnings (Abraham Shakespeare)or have had loved ones die as a result of the lottery winnings (Jack Whittaker's granddaughter died of an overdose from drugs she bought with Jack's money) and Jack also lost his daughter after winni... [ More ]

Reply #39

GiveFive — Sun, 08 Feb 2026 10:06:00 GMT

We get to snarl insults at one and another, up vote/down vote posts, tell each other what we really think and all sorts of other not so nice things all because of The U.S. Constitution's Bill of Rights.

Here's nice thing. I spent years trying to figure out what it means. Don't waste your time doing that. Just enjoy it.

THE WATCHMAN's GONE

Just like birds of a feather

We two have followed the golden sun

It feels so good

Knowin' the watchman's gone

If I give you a ros... [ More ]

Reply #38

GiveFive — Sun, 08 Feb 2026 09:56:39 GMT

Translation is -

It's Crazy to bribe a cop with phony money ....

Here's my entry for lottery headline of the year...

SCHOOL MARM GUN MOLL WINS POWERBALL JACKPOT! G5

Reply #37

Coin Toss — Sun, 08 Feb 2026 00:33:23 GMT

You've stumped me on that one but here's one from the Royal Navy, The Queens' Cloth .

Reply #36

GiveFive — Sat, 07 Feb 2026 23:02:03 GMT

How's everybody's British slang?

Try this headline on for size -

It's crackers to slip a rozzer to The Dropsey in Snide HUH?? G5

Reply #35

Tucker Black — Sat, 07 Feb 2026 22:18:39 GMT

Lottery headline:

A massive cover-up has just been unearthed, where every state lottery has been staging their drawings to make it appear that the drawings are random. Every independent auditing firm is in on the scam, publishing false reports of fair and independent random number drawings.

A subsidiary of MUSL, which they call WNDC (Winning Numbers Determination Committee) decides amongst themselves what the winning numbers will be, for Powerball, Megamillions, and every single-state g... [ More ]

Reply #34

Coin Toss — Sat, 07 Feb 2026 21:55:10 GMT

For everyone, Great Sonny Barger story. A long time ago Honda (motorcycles) had a commercial, You meet the nicest people on a Honda . Sonny Barger, leader of the Oakland chapter of Hells Angels said, You know that Honda commercial about meeting the nicest people on a Honda , We ain't the ones they're talking about .

Reply #33

grwurston — Thu, 08 Jan 2026 00:03:49 GMT

I didn't either, but I had to check.

Reply #32

Coin Toss — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 23:56:23 GMT

Excellent grwurston! I had no idea there's a real one

Reply #31

grwurston — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 23:12:50 GMT

He really did it. The Downvote Blues.

https://youtu.be/9cz7xgQ3HLc?si=EXdn_nN7xnCaJ-K5

Reply #30

Coin Toss — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 22:40:27 GMT

Lottery Post owners decide to eliminate rating posts or at least negative ratings because a few individuals, one in particular rates posts not on the what the posts say but on their dislike of the poster.

Reply #29

Artist77 — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 13:34:36 GMT

Reply #28

Coin Toss — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 00:53:08 GMT

Lotterologist composes a song he thinks might be a hit and takes it to a music studio. Before the studio people hear one not they ask him for the song title. He says, I've Got the Constantly Down Voted Blues . The people at the studios him what in blazes he is talking about and he leaves in a pout.

Reply #27

Coin Toss — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 20:19:20 GMT

Go two posts up to see Think's post. Think admits he helped Todd and Kate set up LP and is looking forward to a share of their winnings.

Reply #26

JustMaybe — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 04:59:49 GMT

That did happen in 2019 I believe. The you tube guy. Don't want to mention names

Reply #25

Think — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 19:42:23 GMT

Todd and Kate Northrop, proprietor's of the Lottery Post website, post their final news story See ya Later Suckers After they collect record $5 billion jackpot announcing it will be the first of many.

The story reveals the website was just a big giant ruse to get ideas on how to crack the lottery and they have finally solved RNG and ball drawn games.

Most users are stunned as they can't believe what a genius idea it was and don't know why they didn't think of it themselves.

(I... [ More ]

Reply #24

grwurston — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 01:09:21 GMT

Now THAT would be worth a 2fer.

Reply #23

grwurston — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 01:05:46 GMT

Yeah it would, that's a New Years resolution I would love to keep.

I'm working on it.

Reply #22

Coin Toss — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 00:26:25 GMT

Seven states shut down all their lottery games without any warning. An unnamed state governor was heard saying, Why should the airlines have dibs on this

Reply #21

Coin Toss — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 00:13:49 GMT

There was an ad on page one of this thread that said glaucoma and cataracts can be cured and showed a photo of someone with a tea bag over one eye. Maybe an alternative medicine person has found an alternative medicine version of lotterology, teabagonaneyeology! To get back to the headlines:

Lottery official says to help our employee morale we would take a daily 45 break to review some of the most outlandish posts on Lottery Post, especially from those who thought they had a system, especial... [ More ]

Reply #20

sully16 — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 22:31:02 GMT

The Michigan woman would , hehehehehehehe

Reply #19

Brock Lee — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 22:06:02 GMT

if michigan is an anonymous state, nobody would know the second win is the same person

Reply #18

sully16 — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 20:44:18 GMT

That would be AWESOME

Reply #17

sully16 — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 18:13:26 GMT

Michigan woman wins PB celebrates by buying MM ticket and wins that.

Reply #16

Coin Toss — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 16:42:23 GMT

Powerball raises price to $5. Millions swear they will never play again. PB also adds numbers to pick from. Eight draws later PB sets record for sales for one draw. Players who insisted they'd never play again say that PB is still the better game.

Reply #15

CDanaT — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 11:38:51 GMT

Lotto America Jackpot won in Tennessee, again

Reply #14

cli maks — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 06:00:49 GMT

Gas station shop clerk wins the Powerball Jackpot

Reply #13

grwurston — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 01:25:34 GMT

Lottery Officials In Disbelief As Pick 3 Player Wins Every Day.

Player says, It's the easiest thing I've ever done .

Reply #12

Coin Toss — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 19:47:45 GMT

Some LP members revealed to be AIs but the I is questionable.

Reply #11

hypersoniq — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 18:22:56 GMT

Long time standard Lottery Post member finally rewards himself with a platinum membership after a $50,000 (pre tax) win on the PA Pick 5!

That would be a good one

Reply #10

tokecap — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:37:55 GMT

In 2026, the lottery finally admits: it s not magic, it s not a perfect RNG it s physics, math, and a bunch of balls smashing into each other.

Lottery in 2026:

The numbers are totally random.

Players: Then why does 17 show up more often than a relative at a barbecue?

2026: when the lottery realizes that random doesn t mean pattern-free, and that studying numbers isn t a crime.

They say the numbers are random

They just never explain why some are always on vacation while ot... [ More ]

Reply #9

Stat$talker — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:19:21 GMT

Reply #8

Justing618 — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 16:29:11 GMT

Maryland man who played the same numbers for 20 years wins a billion dollars

Reply #7

Lotterologist — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 14:46:59 GMT

GLORIA ALLRED WANNABE LOTTERY PLAYER ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

According to reports, a Gloria Allred wannabe was abducted by an alien craft and taken to the star system, Alpha Centuri.

After only 24 hours, the aliens had enough and decided to send her back

Reply #6

Artist77 — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 12:15:18 GMT

Reply #5

Artist77 — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 11:11:01 GMT

MAJOR JACKPOT WINNER TRIES TO BRIBE MEMBERS TO JOIN PRESTIGIOUS COUNTRY CLUB

Was DOWN VOTED by all the members.

Reply #4

Artist77 — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 10:56:04 GMT

SELF PROCLAIMED FORMER CELEBRITY LOSES ENTIRE JACKPOT!!!

Blames evil women, drugs and Lottery Post. members for his losses.

Reply #3

Tucker Black — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 10:40:49 GMT

And the $kollarzzhips are only valid at schools that teach alternative math .

Reply #2

Stat$talker — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 03:54:34 GMT

on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip