Listen up Jabronis

Reply #9

visiondude — Sun, 30 Jun 2002 06:58:04 GMT

hey rock , sounds like the only thing that mr. happy could smell what you are cooking is if he was standing next to you while you were smoking crack. it goes to show you that winning the lottery doesn't guarantee happiness. some people are un-happy and no amount of $$$$ is going to make thing's right in there life. you can re-shape your plan by typing visiondude in the search feature then reading about the real plan ........v-dude

Reply #8

therock — Sun, 30 Jun 2002 03:48:44 GMT

Happy The Rock says seek help immediately for it seems that you are one sick jabroni and please try to keep your sick fantsy to yourself.If ya smell what The Rock is cooking

Reply #7

MrHappy — Sun, 30 Jun 2002 03:41:07 GMT

I have a new plan. If I ever win The Big One, I'll take the Cash Option, turn it all into $100 bills, move into a 'unibomber' type shack in Montana. I'll use the bills as toilet paper. I, of course, will not dump my buckets of human waste and $100 bills onto my front yard. Just the human waste. I'll use the used $100 bills to buy more Exlax, peanuts, and corn at the local store. The $100 bills will, of course, be dry......or mostly dry. I figure during flu season I will only use about 200 $100 b... [ More ]

Reply #6

therock — Sun, 30 Jun 2002 01:57:42 GMT

The Rock says that you are correct Happy. That poor child will be broke within a years time fro she took the lump sum. The boyfriend aint going know where until the money is all gone and through her inexperience of handling such wealth she will blow it all away or loose it in some stupid investment through some con brokers. So happy The Rock says that if ever you are ever as lucky and as fortunate as The Rock and win such wealth you take the annuity so that you do not wind up back in the poor ho... [ More ]

Reply #5

MrHappy — Sun, 30 Jun 2002 01:47:06 GMT

Your right. I hated that nail sticking through her tongue. Why do the younger generation like body piercing? I just don't get it. Anyone who is stupid enough to put holes into their bodies (besides ear rings), will be the future homeless and prison populations. I'm willing to bet 135,000,000 to 1 odds she will be on the news in the next year. She will be broke, dead, or in the process of losing it all. Oh well. I guess if I ever win The Big One, I'll split the money with ex-CEOs like Enron and W... [ More ]

Reply #4

EZMoney — Sat, 29 Jun 2002 23:05:31 GMT

erika greene was not hot when she won the jackpot. and no amount of money will make her attractive. shes contaminated....look at her boyfriend

Reply #3

MrHappy — Sat, 29 Jun 2002 20:13:07 GMT

Ya...your completely right. I couldn't handle a $500,000,000+ jackpot. If I took cash, I would do something stupid like buy half of Texas and lose it all when I couldn't pay taxes on the land. Or if I took the 26 payments, my greedy family would probably have me committed, take my money, and then fight to the death among themselfs. I'm just gonna' hand it all over to that Erica Greene girl because she has probably gone through all her money already. Hopefully I get a sexual favor or two from her... [ More ]

Reply #2

Mrcoolsoul — Sat, 29 Jun 2002 18:27:54 GMT

If you've seen Training Day w/ Denzel Washington, you might be best off doing what one of the characters did in that movie - bury your treasure underneath the kitchen floor

Reply #1

CASH Only — Sat, 29 Jun 2002 17:53:26 GMT

ROCK: How do you know I wouldn't know how to handle a lump sum? Remember all the posts about if the annuity comes from an Enron-like company (you can now add Worldcom, and perhaps Martha Stewart).

Listen up Jabronis

therock — Sat, 29 Jun 2002 17:23:43 GMT

The Rock says he guarantees that most of you jabronis who want the lump sum would go broke within 3 months after getting that lump sum check. Unless you are The Rock which you jabronis are not it is best that you jabrinis come into wealth at avery slow pace to adjust and get use to having such wealth but most of you jabronis will never be as fortunate as The Rock (who is use to wealth) and experience such wealth nor win the mega millions. The Rock will take his annuity gladly and the first two y... [ More ]