If Iraq sold lottery tickets...

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CASH Only — Fri, 04 Apr 2003 20:57:28 GMT

Saddam Hussein=Fleabag Dad

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CASH Only — Fri, 04 Apr 2003 17:28:36 GMT

Maybe we'll know fairly soon. But, since the countries in that part of the world seem to not allow people to drink alcoholic beverages, it's probably not realistic to expect a new Iraq to sell lottery tickets in the near future.

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JAP69 — Wed, 02 Apr 2003 01:57:07 GMT

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CASH Only — Wed, 02 Apr 2003 01:38:57 GMT

If Saddam wanted to start a lottery, he should have asked Annuity The Great to be the lottery director.

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Todd — Tue, 01 Apr 2003 13:57:03 GMT

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking.After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. A... [ More ]

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Sedertree — Tue, 01 Apr 2003 11:42:18 GMT

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visiondude — Sat, 22 Mar 2003 18:55:34 GMT

i think that they are hiding i

If Iraq sold lottery tickets...

CASH Only — Sat, 22 Mar 2003 14:29:47 GMT

would the top prize be the equivalent of one million dollars, no cash option, paid $1 per year for ONE MILLION YEARS