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• jim695

  

  Columbia City, Indiana
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  Oct 7, 2006, 6:13 am

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  I'm laughing so hard, I can barely see what I'm writing!

  As most of you know, LosingJeff and I haven't had much luck exposing the crooked practices of the Hoosier Lottery. While doing some research yesterday, LJ ran across a page on the FBI web site that said we could turn our evidence over to a federal prosecutor.

  Since I don't know any federal prosecutors, I tried to find one through Google. Here's what came up:

   

  Prosecutors
  Find, compare and buy prosecutors and other products. Read product reviews and compare prices with tax and shipping from thousands of online stores.
  www.shopping.com

   

  I didn't bother checking prices, as I doubt I could afford the shipping charges...

  Come, Pinky; we must prepare for tomorrow night...

  Jim
• LOTTOMIKE

  

  Tennessee
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  Oct 7, 2006, 6:22 am

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  lol,i would check wal-mart of course.prosecutors are cheap there and it is good chance they come cheap if you buy in bulk.....
• BevsPicks

  

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  Oct 7, 2006, 7:34 am

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  You guys are too funny
• Badger

  

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  Oct 7, 2006, 12:21 pm

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  LOL ! That's just too funny !  Goes to show that they'll sell anything on the Internet !

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  How can you tell if a politician is lying?

  Answer: His lips are moving.
• emilyg

  

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  Oct 7, 2006, 12:38 pm

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              Try e-bay!

   

                                   

  love to nibble those micey feet.

   

                               
• jim695

  

  Columbia City, Indiana
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  Oct 7, 2006, 1:28 pm

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  I couldn't help myself - this is the most fun I've had in three years (I really do need to get out more).

  I went to shopping.com and left the following message on their Feedback page. To be honest, I'm not holding my breath for an answer. If they do get back with me, though, I'll be sure to post the price list in this thread in case, you know, any of you would like one, too (No - you can't borrow mine).

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  I Googled "Federal Prosecutors" this morning and got the following hit:

  Prosecutors
  Find, compare and buy prosecutors and other products. Read product reviews and compare prices with tax and shipping from thousands of online stores.
  www.shopping.com

  I would LOVE to have my very own Federal Prosecutor, but can't find that category on your site. Please forward current prices and shipping charges, and include any discontinued or discounted models you might have in stock. Off-color models or those with slight blemishes are also acceptable.

  Thanks!

  Jim_________________________________ 

  Okay, it's out of my system now, so I'll let it go.

  To emilyg:

  I've seen this before, where you'll Google something like, "Biscuits & Gravy," and you'll get a hit that says, "Need biscuits & gravy? Buy it for less on eBay!" It just struck me when I read the hit - I wasn't expecting anyone to offer a federal prosecutor for sale online. Given the state of affairs here in Indiana, however, the first thought that flashed through my mind was, "So - it's finally come to this!" I think that's what jiggled my funny bone.

  It would take the embarrassment out of bribing public officials, though. Or would that be considered Internet Gambling?

  Who knows? Maybe in a few years...

  Come, Pinky; we must prepare for tomorrow night...

  Jim
• st.germain

  

  chicago ill.
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  Oct 7, 2006, 11:47 pm

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  In response to emilyg

  Quote: Originally posted by emilyg on Oct 7, 2006

              Try e-bay!

   

                                   

  Also, try  : whambam.com        It is similar to e-bay. A new start up.