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• joker17

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  May 3, 2010, 11:49 pm

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  Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 3, 2010

  Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooo!

  I love crazy people and you are certifiably NUTS!

  What the hell are you drinkin, Joker? 

  I want summa that stuff!

  I'm drinking Heineken.

  You want high end or low end?

   

                                                         

   
• rdgrnr

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by joker17 on May 3, 2010

  I'm drinking Heineken.

  You want high end or low end?

   

                                                         

   

  I drink Jack and Bud.

  I don't smoke anymore but I'd have to go high end if I did cuz that low end would set my beard to blazin' leading to a massive conflagration and resultant forest fire.
• sully16

  

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  We have serious losing lottery ticket activity here in Mich. I woke up this morning and the little bas####s were trying to get in the back door, I let my yelllow lab Fluffy out to fend them off but, like I said her name is Fluffy. Later , driving to the grocery store I felt I wasn't alone, the radio shut off and losing lottery tickets came filing out of the glove box. I'm exhausted from fighting them off, HELP WE NEED A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET HERE IN MICH. BEFORE WE PERISH.

   
• truecritic

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by sully16 on May 4, 2010

  We have serious losing lottery ticket activity here in Mich. I woke up this morning and the little bas####s were trying to get in the back door, I let my yelllow lab Fluffy out to fend them off but, like I said her name is Fluffy. Later , driving to the grocery store I felt I wasn't alone, the radio shut off and losing lottery tickets came filing out of the glove box. I'm exhausted from fighting them off, HELP WE NEED A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET HERE IN MICH. BEFORE WE PERISH.

  LOL - my problem with tickets is different.  (Must be the whole south of 8 mile - north of 8 mile thing at work)!

  I hate it!  I find a certified losing ticket and the minute I pick it up, the numbers change into a winning ticket!  That creates a real situation that I am not prepared for.  I sneak out of sight and secretly dispose of it!
• drhymes74

  

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  I would dress like Napoleon Dynamite and go down to lottery HQ to see if I can cash it in.
• rdgrnr

  

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  I would dress like Napoleon Dynamite and go down to lottery HQ to see if I can cash it in.

  It might help if you said you caught them a delicious bass.
• Hermanus104

  

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  If you're referring to losing tickets: I find losing tickets all the time. I just throw them away. On the other hand, I might draw a cartoon or something that illustrates: THE GROUND IS NOT A RECEPTACLE FOR NON-WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS!

  If you're referring to LOST tickets that won something: I'm not entirely sure what I would do. If it's signed, I would try to get in contact with the person. If it's not signed, I don't think there's anything you can do. When I was 15, I actually wrote a cartoon play about this. What ended up happening in this play was that the original buyer sued, won the money, and then died, so the money went to the people who found the ticket (the main characters). Of course, being 15, I did not have any concept of what would really happen in such a situation, nor did I care.

  Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

  In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!
• ca-dreamin*

  

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  OMG!!!!! Ok I needed a good laugh!!!!!

  I'm gonna take that "losing" ticket and see if I can cash it!