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• Coin Toss

  

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  Jul 15, 2010, 1:39 am

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  In gambling terms a stroker is a player who makes themselves a pain in the keister to the dealers. They try to get the dealers to do as much work as they can make them do for the littlest amount they can wager. They are also known as fleas, as in fleas hang around a table. Sometimes it takes awhile but in the long run Security always 86's them.

  For the last money or so there has been a little hostility here, caused by just a few individuals.

  To be polite, I'll describe it this way instead of calling a @!#$%^ @#$%&^ a @#$%^% #W$%*^& because those @#!$%^ *&(#$%^ can never take it.

  So here's how to get Charter Memebership in the Stroker Club.

  Insult people, especially oif they don't agree with you.

  Be the biggest tuckus licker you can be and put up a poll about keeping discussions about the lottery while you yourself take threads down multiple rabbit trails and post threads such as getting orgamsic about finding new crayons.

  Tell everyone how great you are, how dumb they are, and never back up anything you say.

  Show no originality or creativity whatsoever, only being able to try and mimic what people say and twist it, one of the devil's favorite tricks.

  Take what used to be a fun place and turn it into a place for you to spout your venom.

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  DNFTT

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• rcbbuckeye

  

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  Jul 15, 2010, 8:14 am

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  Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Jul 15, 2010

  In gambling terms a stroker is a player who makes themselves a pain in the keister to the dealers. They try to get the dealers to do as much work as they can make them do for the littlest amount they can wager. They are also known as fleas, as in fleas hang around a table. Sometimes it takes awhile but in the long run Security always 86's them.

  For the last money or so there has been a little hostility here, caused by just a few individuals.

  To be polite, I'll describe it this way instead of calling a @!#$%^ @#$%&^ a @#$%^% #W$%*^& because those @#!$%^ *&(#$%^ can never take it.

  So here's how to get Charter Memebership in the Stroker Club.

  Insult people, especially oif they don't agree with you.

  Be the biggest tuckus licker you can be and put up a poll about keeping discussions about the lottery while you yourself take threads down multiple rabbit trails and post threads such as getting orgamsic about finding new crayons.

  Tell everyone how great you are, how dumb they are, and never back up anything you say.

  Show no originality or creativity whatsoever, only being able to try and mimic what people say and twist it, one of the devil's favorite tricks.

  Take what used to be a fun place and turn it into a place for you to spout your venom.

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  DNFTT

  Amen.

  I took rdgrnr's advise and just ignore the few that are unable to keep from insulting others with every post.

  The ONLY reason people insult others over a difference of opinion is to try to make themselves look better than everyone else. Of course that tactic fails.

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