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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Aug 25, 2010, 8:15 pm

We've had songs to make out your playslips by and check the results by.

Let's do some that haven't been written yet!

Just suggest a title or a title and a few lines, have fun.

Here's a start:

I've Got the Quick Pick Blues

I've Got the Missed By One Blues

What Did I Ever Do to the Lottery Fairy

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
savagegoose

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Aug 25, 2010, 11:01 pm

some lyrics

who took the money, who took the money away

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no need to worry , its all under control.

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weve been taken for a ride. agaiin.

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whats he singing about the GF or the GFC.

seems like a them sond for most big jackpot winners, but hey i aim to amuse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE1Ro_wPGIU

" Still swinging, still missing "
2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016 = -1171; 2017 = -1257 ; 2018 = - 1380 = TOT = - 6233

keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= -424; 2017 =-427; 2018= -223 TOT = -3968

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Coin Toss

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Aug 26, 2010, 11:24 pm

Every System I Buy Sux

All They Do Is Cost Me Big Bucks

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
djklaugh

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Aug 27, 2010, 1:14 am

My best friend won the lottery, now I never will, cuz lightning don't strike twice in the same place

I know I won, but, dang, I can't find the ticket

Disappearing Jackpot Blues

The Fortune Teller Said A Big Win is in My Future

Djklaugh

Some things have to be believed to be seen.

"I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work". Thomas Edison
Delta Draw

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Aug 27, 2010, 4:43 am

Singing a happy tune here! here are some songs and a few I am singing!>

Winner-winner, Chicken dinner, and all the sushi I could eat!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Losers luck is not my pluck - I got another Str8 times eight!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Take me to the bank Hank, but first fill yer tank!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Surf ‘n turf again, a systems friend, and my belt needs another notch!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All the Quick Picks fill my chopsticks!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I love to win tho they say I can’t.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Golden piggies:

She was a level headed clerk who lost her blues when she saw my tickets and the numbers I easily choose. She hooped and hollered when she read the screen and screamed the dollars I would glean. She was so excited I was taken back, because I do it often and have never have lack. Oh the poo-pooer’s say a system is false but, I got the bucks when they got the loss. Them Quick piggies are mak’n my bank, and the fun I am hav’n can’t be a prank. Chorus: Oh! Them golden piggies, Oh! Them Golden piggies,… bring the money in, so I can win and win,…. Oh! them quicken pigggies, Oh! them quicken piggies,.. make my day a joy when they lose their every ploy!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You Hit it again:

You hit it again,.... not like your loser friends. They cry in their beer, and moan like a steer.

They want you to play, the quick-picky way- but you know in your heart from the winnings you have,… they pay all your bills and all of your thrills and you can’t go that way.

Chorus: Oh my system’s so fine,… it let’s me dine,...in places so fine and the limo is good. Oh my system’s so fine, it didn’t cost me a dime and lets me buy beers for the bawling steers that pay every time.

I hit it again!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The Routing Number Boogie:

I got the routing number boogie, got get my numbers now ( black chicks sing: ah! do the boogie, the routing number boogie)

I got the routing number boogie, got make the numbers right (: do the boogie, routing number boogie)

Gots a new deposit,.. yeah! I picked them numbers right. ( : do the boogie, routing number boogie)

Got a new deposit, no lose'n Quick-piggies in sight ( : do the boogie, routing number boogie)

Gonna get them Quick-piggie dollars,... and party,.. all hardy,... tonight!! (:oh! do the boogie, the routing number boogie- do the boogie, the routing number boogie, -do the boogie, routing number boogie)

YEAH!

DD
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Aug 28, 2010, 3:55 pm

The Tills are Alive ( sung to the Sound of Music)

The tills are alive with the sound of printing! (black chicks singing: Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The sounds that they make, for a million beers! (:Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The tills are alive with the sound of printing! (:Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

And my heart is a-flight as the sound,.. is for me! (: ooo-oo-oo-oooooo)

My part is to spend like they spend in Macy’s store,

When it comes to travel, I want more, more, more.

I’ll get nice shoes at an Italian store,

and tip all clerks, (:ah-ahh-a - AHHH)

Even the ones who are jerks!

The tills are alive with the sound of ringing! (: Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The sounds that they make, for a million cheers! (:Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The tills are alive with the sound of ringing! (: Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

And my heart is a-flight as the sound,.. is for me! (: ooo-oo-oo-oooooo)

There are no Quick-piggy slips in my hand that you see,

And the jackpot was just for me, me, me!

I am so happy I could just,.. pee, pee, pee

And the moans that I hear, (oww-ow-ow-owww)

Are quick-picker’s in their beer!

OH! The tills are alive with the sound of ringing! (: Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The sounds that they make, for a million cheers! (:Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

The tills are alive with the sound of ringing! (: Ahhh—ahh—ah –ahhhhh)

And my heart is a-flight as the sound,.. is for me! (: ooo-oo-oo-oooooo)

THE TILLS ARE ALIVE!

DD
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Sep 27, 2010, 1:39 am

Happy Payday (sung to Happy Birthday)

Happy payday to me!

Happy payday to me!

Happy pay-day, happy payday,…

Happy payday to me!!

(don’t need no more!! {black chicks sing} )

DD
rdgrnr

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Sep 27, 2010, 2:19 am

If I ever won the lotto darlin

I'll tell you what I'd do

I'd take you on a fishin trip

To show my love for you

I'd buy you a big ol' fishin boat

With outriggers and a mapper

And I'd make sure when you got home

You'd have a nice red snapper
Hermanus104

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Oct 5, 2010, 12:41 am

I wrote a song about the lottery once. It was called "Never Teach Your Child To Count by Letting Him Watch the Lottery." Here is the first stanza:

"Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count abnormally.

Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count 27-24-4-19-31-3.

Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!
CJR100

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Oct 5, 2010, 7:38 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Hermanus104 on Oct 5, 2010
I wrote a song about the lottery once. It was called "Never Teach Your Child To Count by Letting Him Watch the Lottery." Here is the first stanza:

"Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count abnormally.

Never teach your child to count by letting him watch the lottery

Or he will count 27-24-4-19-31-3.

I like that - here is my song

Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue. Maybe it was how you looked on paper or when I saw you in my dreams. All I ask of you is to come my way.

(The Hook)- Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue

I tried to choose another, I tried to go with many others but you never let me go. Everywhere I turned you were there. I could have chosen another but I’m hooked on you.

(The Hook) -Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue

You treat badly, you never come my way you just lead me on. I’m hopelessly lost all I ask please stop my way.

(The Hook) -Why did I choose you, did you have a certain sparkle in your eye, was it the way your digits rolled of my tongue

CJR~

001/010/100

2086/6082.
jojosurf

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Oct 5, 2010, 8:05 pm

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK GUS RAN UP THE CLOCK THE CLOCK STRUCK 7 AND I WAS IN HEAVEN BUT WHEN THE BALLS ALL DROPPED I GOT CLOCKED BY GUS AND HIS MERRY FRIENDS . COME BACK TOMORROW AND PLAY AGAIN SO I CAN KICK YOU A------ AGAIN I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT HE SAID AND I WENT TO BED. MAYBE I'LL DREAN A NUMBER OR TWO THEN GUS WILL GET THE SCREW

FOR PA LOTTERY
Delta Draw

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Oct 23, 2010, 6:37 pm

Take me out of the Rat Race,…Sung to Take me out to the Ballpark

*Take me over the bar dear,

Take me out to the sea!

We bought you your new yacht with all the frills,

We will be motoring past all of the krills!

And we’ll eat fresh crab, salmon and shrimp dear; there’s plenty of beer stored below!

And it’s one, two, three million won and a hearty Ho-Heave-Ho!

*Down the coast to Mesico,

Down to the sunny below!

We’ll have a party in Cabo that,

Will make us think that we’ll never go back!

Oh the docks are waiting for us dear, make sure that your slicker is on!

And it’s one, two, three million won and we’re Gone! Gone! Gone!

*Oh luck is a thing for to ponder,

Luck is a thing that’s unseen!

We hit the jackpot and I’m your Queen,

We’ll live like Royals wherever we been!

A seventy-footer’s just right dear, with plenty of fun running in tow!

And it’s one, two, three million won and off -we -Go!

*We won’t miss the winters up north dear,

We won’t miss the rain, ice and the snow!

We'll motor through Panama -for the fun of it

Just to eat a Banana, and camp on a spit!

Then it’s south along the coast dear, On to Rio we go!

And it’s one, two, three million won and away we go!

*Oh you might think we got real lucky,

Or you might think we are real smart!

Picking the numbers was child’s play,

but you’ll never hear us tell it that way.

And we’ll wonder if next year will be good dear- the annuity will never grow!

And it’s one-two-three Million now and that’s all we have to show!

*It’s so nice we were welcome,

By who’s-who in the big leagues!

To wine and dine among famous folk,

We thought the invitation was simply a joke!

But there’s one thing we don’t need dear, and that is a private jet plane!

And it one-two-three million won, again and again and again!

DD

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Daveyl

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Oct 26, 2010, 11:51 pm

Well, let's see...Here's one we made up for Bingo, so maybe it can be adjusted for the lottery. Sung to the tune: "Delta Dawn"

"Dauber Dawn, what's that Six Pack you have on?

Do you need N-31 from games gone by?

And yes we heard your plight, you are ON for a Crazy Kite

To take that big fat jackpot home tonight

She needs thirty one, and an 'N' Ball pops up, baby!

But it's thirty two, and the caller is driving her crazy

Now she sits in the back with a dauber in her thumb

Waiting for that number that never comes

During Early Birds we called her "Dauber Dawn"

Most frustrated woman you ever laid eyes on

She called "Bingo" but she never did get paid

'Cause the paper she daubed was the wrong shade

Dauber Dawn, what's that six pack you have on?

Do you need N-31 from games gone by?

And did I hear your plight, you were on for a Crazy Kite

But the smoking section won, and now you'll cry!"
Daveyl

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Oct 27, 2010, 3:04 am

Okay, I think I've got one! Sung to "Rawhide"

"Keep grinnin' grinnin' grinnin', though your wallet's thinnin'

You may end up winnin', LOTTO!

Systems, birthdays, quick-picks, you won't get rich too quick

Still, you will trot down to the store

All those picks you're buying, and still you wind up crying

Cryin', but you'll go buy some more

Pick a 10, pick a 4, pick an 8, 44, pick a 3, pick a five; LOTTO!

Mega Mill, what a thrill, Daily Three, Fantasy, scratcher glee, you'll be free!

LOTTO!!!!
Coin Toss

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Oct 27, 2010, 10:16 am

Excellent, Daveyl!

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Parody:

As Tears Go By

It is the thousandth time I've played this game

My numbers seem to be so lame

Quick picks, my picks don't sem to fly

I sit and watch the wins go by

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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